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Grapes explode when you put them in the microwave.
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Shannon Hoon, The Now-dead Lead Singer Of Blind Melon Was A Back Up Singer For Guns N' Roses On Their Use Your Illusion ! Cd
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The Ramses brand condom is named after the great phaoroh Ramses II who fathered over 160 children.
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The Newspaper Serving Frostbite Falls, Minnesota, The Home Of Rocky And Bullwinkle, Is The Picayune Intellegence
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When the University of Nebraska Cornhuskers play football at home, the stadium becomes the state's third largest city.
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In 1998, Sony accidently sold 700,000 camcorders that had the technology to see through people's clothes. |
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The Movie Playing At The Drive-in At The Beginning Of The Flintstones Was "the Monster"
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Duelling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are registered blood donors.
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A pig's penis is shaped like a corkscrew.
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A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds.
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The Last Playboy Centerfold To Have Staples In It Was Published In 1985. The Model Was Venice Kong
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Maine is the toothpick capital of the world.
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King Kong Is The First Movie To Have Its Sequel (son Of King Kong) Released The Same Year
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Bingo is the name of the dog on the Cracker Jack box.
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Charles de Gaulle's final words were, "It hurts."
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Johnny Carson Was Born In Corning, Iowa And Raised In Norfolk, Nebraska
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Cranberries are sorted for ripeness by bouncing them; a fully ripened cranberry can be dribbled like a basketball.
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The Loony Tunes Song Is Actually Called "the Merry-go-round Is Broken Down"
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Barbie's measurements if she were life size: 39-23-33.
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The Grateful Dead were once called The Warlocks.
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Bruce Lee was so fast that they actually
had to SLOW a film down so you could see his moves.
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Gilligan of Gilligan's Island had a first name that was only used once, on the never- aired pilot show. His first name was Willy.
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Bookkeeper and bookkeeping are the only words in the English language with three consecutive double letters
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The male gypsy moth can "smell" the virgin female gypsy moth from 1.8 miles away.
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Horses cannot vomit.
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The way to get more mules is to mate a male donkey with a female horse.
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A 'jiffy' is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second.
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The Los Angeles Rams were the first U.S. football team to introduce emblems on their helmets.
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One of the many Tarzans, Karmuela Searlel, was mauled to death on the set by a raging elephant
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Stalin was only five feet, four inches tall.
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The allele for six fingers and toes is dominant in humans. (Watch out Inigo Montoya...)
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If Wal-Mart was classified as a country, it would be the 24th most productive country in the world. |
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Barbie's full first name is Barbara Millicent Roberts.
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Boris Karloff is the narrator of the seasonal television special "How the Grinch Stole Christmas."
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Fingernails grow nearly 4 times faster than toenails.
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A group of frogs is called an army.
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All of the clocks in Pulp Fiction are stuck on 4:20.
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Americans eat nearly 100 acres of pizza every day - that's approximately 350 slices per second
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Out of all the senses, smell is most closely linked to memory.
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The longest word in the English language is pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
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There are more chickens in the world than people
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Pinocchio was made of pine.
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none of the beatles could read music, paul mcartney eventually taught himself
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Every year, Alaska has about 5,000 earthquakes.
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The hundred billionth Crayola crayon ever produced was Perriwinkle Blue.
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In 1987 American Airlines saved $40,000 by eliminating one olive from its First Class salads.
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The sun is 330,330 times larger than the earth.
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Strawberries have more vitamin c than oranges.
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