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Old 12-22-2005, 05:10 PM   #401
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The First Song Played On The Armed Forces Radio During Operation Desert Storm Was Rosk The Casba By The Clash
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A Golden Razor Removed From King Tut's Tomb Was Still Sharp Enough To Be Used.
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The Chow and the Chinese Shar-Pei are the only dogs that have black tongues.
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All Gondolas In Venice, Italy Must Be Panited Black, Unless They Belong To A High Official.
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Dr. Samuel A. Mudd was the physician who set the leg of Lincoln's
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During menstruation, the sensitivity of a woman's middle finger is reduced.
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In 1969, Iowa State College conducted a survey indicating that a parent's stress level at the time of conception is a major factor in determining the child's sex. The child is usually the same sex as the less stressed parent.
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Old 12-22-2005, 05:11 PM   #408
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In Disney's Fantasia The Sorcerer's Name Is "yensid" (disney Backwards)
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Betsy Ross was born with a fully formed set of teeth.
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First novel ever written entirely on a typewriter is Tom Sawyer.
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THE 16th CENTURY ASTRONOMER TYCHO BRAHE LOST HIS NOSE IN A DUEL WITH ONE OF HIS STUDENTS OVER A MATHEMATICAL COMPUTATION. HE WORE A SILVER NOSE FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE.
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Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated

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The Japanese cremate 93 percent of their dead, as compared to Great Britain at 67 percent and the United States at just over 12 percent.
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The Ashes Of The Average Cremated Person Weighs 9 Pounds.
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When pitched, the average Major League baseball rotates 15 times before being hit.
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The United States Has Never Lost A War In Which Mules Were Used
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Clans Of Long Ago That Wanted To Get Rid Of Unwanted People Without Killing Them Use To Burn Their Houses Down--hence The Expression "to Get Fired"
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About 1 out of every 70 people who pick their nose actually eat their boogers.
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There Are 2 Credit Cards For Every Person In The United States
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Every Swiss Citizen Is Required To Have Access To A Bomb Shelter
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The characters Bert and Ernie on Sesame Street were named after Bert the cop and Ernie the taxi driver in Frank Capra's "Its A Wonderful Life"
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Most Americans' Car Horns Beep In The Key Of "f".
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A chicken will lay bigger and stronger eggs if you change the lighting in such a way as to make them think a day is 28 hours long!
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The Ridges On The Sides Of Coins Are Called Reeding Or Milling.
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Clans Of Long Ago That Wanted To Get Rid Of Unwanted People Without Killing Them Use To Burn Their Houses Down--hence The Expression "to Get Fired"
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It was illegal to sell ET dolls in France because there is a law against selling dolls without human faces.
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The Saguaro Cactus, Found In The Southwestern United States Doesn't Grow Branches Until It Is 75 Years Old.
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Moon was Buzz Aldrin's mother's maiden name. (Buzz Aldrin was the second man on the moon in 1969.)
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For many years, the globe on the NBC Nightly News spun in the wrong direction. On January 2, 1984, NBC finally set the world spinning back in the proper direction.
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