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Baby robins eat 14 feet of earthworms every day.
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More people in China speak English than in the United States.
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Microsoft made $16,005 in revenue in its first year of operation.
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An ostrich egg would take four hours to hard boil.
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An iguana can stay under water for 28 minutes.
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george best once went to a doctor after a bad dream convinced him that beer was a disease
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Until the 1960's men with long hair were not allowed to enter Disneyland.
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A prune is a dried plumb.
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The ball on top of a flagpole is called a 'truck'.
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Another name for the card game "Solitaire" is "Patience".
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Saturday was named for the planet saturn.
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Ben and Jerry's sends the waste from making ice cream to local pig farmers to use as feed
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The best beaches for surfing face west.
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Wheat is the worlds most grown, and the world's most eaten food
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An adult giraffe's tongue is 17 inches long.
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Gibraltar is the only place in Europe were you can find wild monkeys.
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The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
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U-Haul is the world's largest advertiser in the Yellow Pages.
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The first American dictionary was writen by Noah Webster.
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A coat hanger is 44 inches long if straightened
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The longest recorded flight of a chicken is thirteen seconds
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Contest Rules
We all agree that too many contests are annoying and fuel post whores. So: 1. No 'most posts in a thread contests'. Max 100 posts in a thread by one person. 2. No one registered in less than 60 days before can post in a contest thread. 3. Contests can't run more than 10 days. And no more than 3 contests at a time. And since only top advertisers can run contests, you need to coordinate with Eric BEFORE starting a contest. A quick check shows several posters violating the rules, some of these same posters are the ones bitching about the board being slow. POST WHORE THREADS SLOW THE BOARD DOWN Not naming names, but you know who you are. Consider this the only warning to you
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"Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt".
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The United States produces more tobacco than it does wheat.
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Pigs can run a mile in 7 ½ minutes
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The word 'byte' is a contraction of 'by eight.'
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If you sleep in a cold room, you are more likely to have a bad dream.
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The word 'pixel' is a contraction of either 'picture cell' or 'picture element'.
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After eating too much food, your hearing becomes less sharp.
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One cubic foot of gold weighs more than 1,200 pounds
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Isaac Asimov is the only author to have a book in every Dewey-decimal category.
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Jack is the most common name in a fairy tale.
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Cat's urine glows under a black light.
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45% of dollar bills you'll ever own have been in a stripper's g-string.
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At room temperature, the average air molecule travels at the speed of a rifle bullet.
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The average ear of corn has eight hundred kernels arranged in sixteen rows.
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After the "Popeye" comic strip started in 1931, spinach consumption went up by thirty-three percent in the United States.
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The average American eats at McDonalds more than 1,800 times in their life.
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The largest recorded kidney stone weighed 1.36 kg.
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The chances of making two holes-in-one in a round of golf are one in 67 million.
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The first Ford cars had Dodge engines.
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February 9-15 Is National Kraut And Frankfurter Week
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Hershey's Kisses are called that because the machine that makes them looks like it's kissing the conveyor belt.
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Over one million stray dogs live in the New York City metropolitan area.
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Australia is the only continent without an active volcanoe.
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It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.
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Every time you lick a stamp, you're consuming 1/10 of a calorie.
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40,000 Americans are injured by toilets each year.
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Chrysler built B-29's engines that bombed Japan, Mitsubishi built Zeros that tried to shoot them down. Both companies now build cars in a joint plant call Diamond Star.
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Club Direct, a travel insurance company in Britain, provides insurance plans for protection from falling coconuts.
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