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Discuss what's fucking going on, and which programs are best and worst. One-time "program" announcements from "established" webmasters are allowed. |
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Lima beans contain cyanide
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Worchester Sause Is Basically An Anchovy Ketchup
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The 'spot' on 7UP comes from its inventor who had red eyes. He was albino.
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All of the clocks in Pulp Fiction are stuck on 4:20.
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NASA scientists are still receiving data from Voyager even though the signal it is emitting has less energy than that emitted by a blowdrier.
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The Bat On The Bacardi Symbol Is There Because The Soil Where The Sugar Came Cane Grows Is Fertile From The Excessive Guano (bat Droppings)
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No word in the English language rhymes with month.
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Early Romans used to use porcupine quills as toothpicks.
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The Bubbles In Guiness Beer Sink To The Bottom Rather Than Float To The Top Like Other Beers Do. This Is Still A Mystery
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A coat hanger is 44 inches long if straightened
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Honey is the only food that will not spoil.
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Pez was invented in 1927 by Eduard Haas, an Austrian anti-smoking fanatic, who marketed peppermint-flavored PEZ as a cigarette substitute. The candy gets its name from the German word for peppermint, Pfefferminze. Haas brought the candy to the U.S. in 1952. It bombed, so he reintroduced it as a children's toy, complete with cartoon heads and fruity flavors. One of the most secretive companies in the U.S., PEZ won't even disclose who currently owns the company.
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Canada is an Indian word meaning "Big Village".
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same with orange |
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Lyndon Johnson's First Family all had initials LBJ. Lyndon Baines Johnson, Lady Bird Johnson, Linda Bird Johnson and Lucy Baines Johnson. And his dog, Little Beagle Johnson
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166,875,000,000 Pieces Of Mail Are Delievered Each Year In The Us.
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FACT: Right about now sarah webinc must be thinking 'I created a monster when I started this thread'
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In Cleveland, Ohio it is illegal to catch mice without a hunting license.
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"Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt".
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About 70% Of All Organisms In The World Are Bacteria.
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The word 'byte' is a contraction of 'by eight.'
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About 85% Of All Plant Life Is In The Oceans
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The word 'pixel' is a contraction of either 'picture cell' or 'picture
element.' I have the next 2 days and nothing to do... this could get interesting. 5,000 posts here i come? |
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About half of all Americans are on a diet on any given day.
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Isaac Asimov is the only author to have a book in every Dewey-decimal
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33% Of All Americans Flush The Toilet While They Are On It.
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1961 was the most recent year that could be written both upside-down and rightside-up and appear the same. The next year that this will be possible will be 6009!
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As I said in the first post I will run the contest until Christmas Eve. |
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Cat's urine glows under a blacklight.
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Antarctica is a desert.
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The average ear of corn has eight-hundred kernels arranged in sixteen
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By 3,000 B.C. there were at least six different types of beer in Egypt.
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The first Ford cars had Dodge engines.
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The wingspan of a Boeing 747 jet is longer than the Wright Brothers' first flight.
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Attics were invented in Attica.
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Bob Hope and Billy Joel were both once boxers.
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Chrysler built B-29's that bombed Japan, Mitsubishi built Zeros that tried to shoot them down. Both companies now build cars in a joint plant call Diamond Star.
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Almonds are members of the peach family.
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The lifespan of the common goldfish is over 20 years!
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sorry, I didn't see it.... nice contest, congrats |
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Okay...I take back the lazy comment. Having been married to a disabled person I read a lot about how electric stimulation to the spine can bring them sexual pleasure. |
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If you add up the numbers 1-100 consecutively (1+2+3+4+5 etc) the total is 5050
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A polar bear's skin is black. Its fur is not white, but actually clear.
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Motorists who talk on cell phones are more impaired than drunk drivers with blood-alcohol levels exceeding .08!
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Duddley DoRight's Horses name was "Horse."
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50% Of All Americans Are On A Diet At Any Given Day.
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Ethernet is a registered trademark of Xerox, Unix is a registered trademark of AT&T
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The female pigeon cannot lay eggs if she is alone. In order for her ovaries to function, she must be able to see another pigeon.
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About 7 Million Cars Are Junked Each Year In The Us
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Winston Churchill was born in a ladies' room during a dance.
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