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Old 12-22-2005, 05:45 PM   #651
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Baby robins eat 14 feet of earthworms every day.
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More people in China speak English than in the United States.
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Microsoft made $16,005 in revenue in its first year of operation.
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Old 12-22-2005, 05:46 PM   #656
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Until the 1960's men with long hair were not allowed to enter Disneyland.
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A prune is a dried plumb.
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Another name for the card game "Solitaire" is "Patience".
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Saturday was named for the planet saturn.
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Old 12-22-2005, 05:47 PM   #662
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Ben and Jerry's sends the waste from making ice cream to local pig farmers to use as feed
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The best beaches for surfing face west.
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Wheat is the worlds most grown, and the world's most eaten food
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An adult giraffe's tongue is 17 inches long.
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Gibraltar is the only place in Europe were you can find wild monkeys.
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The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
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U-Haul is the world's largest advertiser in the Yellow Pages.
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The first American dictionary was writen by Noah Webster.
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The longest recorded flight of a chicken is thirteen seconds
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Old 12-22-2005, 05:49 PM   #672
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We all agree that too many contests are annoying and fuel post whores. So:

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3. Contests can't run more than 10 days. And no more than 3 contests at a time. And since only top advertisers can run contests, you need to coordinate with Eric BEFORE starting a contest.

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Old 12-22-2005, 05:49 PM   #673
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"Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt".
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The United States produces more tobacco than it does wheat.
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Pigs can run a mile in 7 ½ minutes
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Old 12-22-2005, 05:49 PM   #676
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The word 'byte' is a contraction of 'by eight.'
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If you sleep in a cold room, you are more likely to have a bad dream.
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The word 'pixel' is a contraction of either 'picture cell' or 'picture element'.
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After eating too much food, your hearing becomes less sharp.
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One cubic foot of gold weighs more than 1,200 pounds
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Isaac Asimov is the only author to have a book in every Dewey-decimal category.
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45% of dollar bills you'll ever own have been in a stripper's g-string.
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At room temperature, the average air molecule travels at the speed of a rifle bullet.
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The average ear of corn has eight hundred kernels arranged in sixteen rows.
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After the "Popeye" comic strip started in 1931, spinach consumption went up by thirty-three percent in the United States.
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The average American eats at McDonalds more than 1,800 times in their life.
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The largest recorded kidney stone weighed 1.36 kg.
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The chances of making two holes-in-one in a round of golf are one in 67 million.
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Hershey's Kisses are called that because the machine that makes them looks like it's kissing the conveyor belt.
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Over one million stray dogs live in the New York City metropolitan area.
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Chrysler built B-29's engines that bombed Japan, Mitsubishi built Zeros that tried to shoot them down. Both companies now build cars in a joint plant call Diamond Star.
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Club Direct, a travel insurance company in Britain, provides insurance plans for protection from falling coconuts.
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