$1,000 REWARD to anyone that can help me.... - GoFuckYourself.com

SweetT · 07-20-2005, 07:54 PM

.....fill a new position within NationalNet. We are looking to hire a Director of Sales. Here is the info on the job:

Click HERE for the Monster.com listing!

NationalNet is a customer-focused company that takes pride in delivering extreme support to our family of customers. Our ?work hard ? play hard? motto has brought many good employees into our organization and in turn has allowed us to build a great team that serves our customers well. The proper Director of Sales will fit this profile that we have worked hard to build

Since 1996, NationalNet has grown from a small one server hosting company to a multi-million dollar organization without ever employing a sales representative or Director of Sales. Our growth has come via our pristine reputation among our potential clients and the word of mouth of our existing customers. The proper candidate?s number one priority will be to build a sales team that will take us to a billion dollar organization. That right Director of Sales will absolutely reap the rewards of their success.

Responsibilities include but are not limited to:

? Develop a completely new sales team from the ground up
? Develop sales team salary/commission structure
? Develop sales training program
? Develop and lead sales team, including mapping out strategy for covering the market
? Perform sales tasks while building the sales team
? Increase sales and meet sales objectives in our world-wide market
? Develop and deliver strong marketing strategies
? Develop, deliver and participate in proposal preparation and sales presentations
? Develop marketing materials to be utilized in sales presentation and proposals
? Identify and target new customers
? Cultivate relationships with existing customer base
? Provide regular performance reports
? Work conjunctively with COO to develop systems and processes
? Accountable for the execution of all sales activities
? Help to identify possible acquisition targets

Qualifications:

? BS/BA in business, communications or related field or related experience
? Must have a consistent and proven track record
? Ability to clearly and effectively set goals and attain them as evidenced by track record
? Must have quantifiable results in a similar industry
? 5-7 years sales experience in telecom or a closely related field
? Demonstrated success in translating marketing plans into successful sales
? Prior management, recruitment and team-building skills
? Exhibit the sales skills required to lead by example
? Thorough knowledge of the Internet, including web hosting
? Ability to hit the ground running
? Excellent writing and verbal communication skills
? Willingness to travel and participate in trade shows and customer relationship building

Salary/Benefits:

? Major medical health insurance currently from Blue Cross-Blue Shield, including medical, dental and vision plans
? Seven annual paid holidays
? Paid vacation from 2-4 weeks based on years of service
? Five paid sick days
? Sick day buy-back plan for unused days
? Revenue sharing bonus plan for all employees
? Employee stock ownership plan
? Commission schedule for team sales
? Generous salary based on Directors position and experience

To apply for this position, please submit a resume with a cover letter and salary requirements to [email protected]

NationalNet is an Equal Employment Opportunity Employer.

If you refer someone for this position and we hire them, I will immediately wire $1,000 to you. It will be the easiest $1,000 you have ever made

--T

baddog · 07-20-2005, 07:56 PM

Wow . . . this would be a great job . . . good luck to whomever gets it

Now, to go thru my rolodex

baddog · 07-20-2005, 07:57 PM

Do they need to relocate to GA?

Spunky · 07-20-2005, 07:58 PM

Sounds like a great position for someone..good luck

RogerV · 07-20-2005, 07:59 PM

I think I might know someone. I can probably do it Part time

tony286 · 07-20-2005, 08:04 PM

looks like a great job for someone

J$tyle$ · 07-20-2005, 08:07 PM

Too bad I can't move to Hotlanta and close down my businesses

Good luck with that Tony!

Would love a piece of your eventual billion $ company!

Whoever fills this position will be a very lucky individual!

SweetT · 07-20-2005, 08:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog

Do they need to relocate to GA?

Yes. We require all full time employees to be based in our brand new Atlanta offices. If we find the perfect candidate, however, we could negotiate a rewarding relocation package.

Thanks...that was a very good question.

--T

LBBV · 07-20-2005, 08:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog

Do they need to relocate to GA?

Yes...working in our offices is a requirement for any employee. In fact, we're a bit fanatic about that. We feel that you lose a lot of things, like teamwork and interaction when you're not in the office daily.

-- Bill

SweetT · 07-20-2005, 08:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J$tyle$

Too bad I can't move to Hotlanta and close down my businesses

Good luck with that Tony!

Would love a piece of your eventual billion $ company!

Whoever fills this position will be a very lucky individual!

You, sir, would not even have to send in a resume....just show up on Monday ready to work!!!

We have been preparing for this day for the past year building out the new data center, the new offices, and everything that we need to take on even the largest clients with little to no additional investment. We have the new 12,000 square foot of Data Center space that is just begging to be full of servers and the right crew will make a King's ransom for doing just that.

--T

SweetT · 07-20-2005, 08:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RogerV

I think I might know someone. I can probably do it Part time

Part Time? HAHAHAH!! How about a paper route, dude?? LOL!! Just kidding....I know you are so busy with PORNO PUSHERS that you could never do this, too.

BTW, I keep seeing your bandwidth grow....we like that....we make money together, dude, and it shows that more and more webmasters are giving you guys a shot and sticking around!

--T

J$tyle$ · 07-20-2005, 08:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SweetT

You, sir, would not even have to send in a resume....just show up on Monday ready to work!!!

We have been preparing for this day for the past year building out the new data center, the new offices, and everything that we need to take on even the largest clients with little to no additional investment. We have the new 12,000 square foot of Data Center space that is just begging to be full of servers and the right crew will make a King's ransom for doing just that.

--T

Ha!

Love you brotha!

I've watched you grow your business since day one, and have every confidence in the world that you WILL become a billion $ company, T!

Congratz on all you've done and ALL you're going achieve moving forward

BradShaw · 07-20-2005, 08:22 PM

You need to mention your free snack bar and those big lunches in the ad. It will seperate you from the other ads on Monster.

baddog · 07-20-2005, 08:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SweetT

Yes. We require all full time employees to be based in our brand new Atlanta offices. If we find the perfect candidate, however, we could negotiate a rewarding relocation package.

Thanks...that was a very good question.

--T

Okay, I kind of figured as much, but thought I should verify as I am going thru my contacts and want to make sure they meet that qualification first - willingness to relocate.

Juicy D. Links · 07-20-2005, 08:25 PM

Tony here is my resume

? Develop a completely new sales team from the ground up

I can load the sales team up with hot chicks with massive breasts

? Develop sales team salary/commission structure

No Problem , chick that sells the most gets to sleep with me

? Develop sales training program

Not needed , the breasts will do the selling

? Develop and lead sales team, including mapping out strategy for covering the market

I can "cover" the sales team with...

? Perform sales tasks while building the sales team

Tasks such as BJ's and Orgies can be organized

? Increase sales and meet sales objectives in our world-wide market

No prob , I get Mad Views

? Develop and deliver strong marketing strategies

I can deliver in bed , 9 out of 10 women are satisfied

? Cultivate relationships with existing customer base

If it means sleeping with clients no prob

Qualifications:

? BS/BA in business, communications or related field or related experience

I am good looking nuff said

? Must have a consistent and proven track record

I can give girls orgasms and can do it on demand

? Ability to clearly and effectively set goals and attain them as evidenced by track record

I have set goals of getting laid on occasion and achieved em

? Excellent writing and verbal communication skills

I give great oral to women

? Willingness to travel and participate in trade shows and customer relationship building

Only if I get escorts

Salary/Benefits:

? Major medical health insurance currently from Blue Cross-Blue Shield, including medical, dental and vision plans
? Seven annual paid holidays
? Paid vacation from 2-4 weeks based on years of service
? Five paid sick days
? Sick day buy-back plan for unused days
? Revenue sharing bonus plan for all employees
? Employee stock ownership plan
? Commission schedule for team sales
? Generous salary based on Directors position and experience

Above are nice , but i will require:

3 Escorts per week.
Unlimited Cigarrettes
Company Car , preferably Mercedes
Unlimited Spa treatments
Unlimited "my time" so I can have sex

LMK Tony.

-JDL

SweetT · 07-20-2005, 08:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BradShaw

You need to mention your free snack bar and those big lunches in the ad. It will seperate you from the other ads on Monster.

Not a bad idea, Brad!! If someone loses weight working here it is their own damn fault

The new office has a break room larger than most people's Great Room with kitchen cabinets full of goodies. Never thought about it from the perspective of Sales type people.....now the Tech Guys, on the other hand....we will have a mutiny on our hands if we even run low on Pop Tarts!!!

--T

TheGoldenChild · 07-20-2005, 08:31 PM

Man what an incredible opportunity for someone-
I am still combing my rolodex for ex LD salesseople I once worked with years ago-

Funny how out of the loop I am these days with people from my mainstream past.

Best of luck T

Peaches · 07-20-2005, 08:34 PM

I have forwarded this to someone, just not sure about the relocation though

No reward needed if it pans out - I'd just be thrilled for both of you, it's a great opportunity to work for a great company

BradShaw · 07-20-2005, 08:36 PM

KB do you still list me as a reference of your resume?

tony286 · 07-20-2005, 08:38 PM

Your serious I could find you someone I used to be a headhunter but a grand wont do it lol Monster should work good for you .

RogerV · 07-20-2005, 08:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SweetT

Part Time? HAHAHAH!! How about a paper route, dude?? LOL!! Just kidding....I know you are so busy with PORNO PUSHERS that you could never do this, too.

BTW, I keep seeing your bandwidth grow....we like that....we make money together, dude, and it shows that more and more webmasters are giving you guys a shot and sticking around!

--T

Thanks I couldn't have done it without your help

Good luck I forwarded your Job search to a few people and see you in a couple weeks.

JFK · 07-20-2005, 08:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SweetT

.....fill a new position within NationalNet. We are looking to hire a Director of Sales. Here is the info on the job:

Click HERE for the Monster.com listing!

NationalNet is a customer-focused company that takes pride in delivering extreme support to our family of customers. Our ?work hard ? play hard? motto has brought many good employees into our organization and in turn has allowed us to build a great team that serves our customers well. The proper Director of Sales will fit this profile that we have worked hard to build

Since 1996, NationalNet has grown from a small one server hosting company to a multi-million dollar organization without ever employing a sales representative or Director of Sales. Our growth has come via our pristine reputation among our potential clients and the word of mouth of our existing customers. The proper candidate?s number one priority will be to build a sales team that will take us to a billion dollar organization. That right Director of Sales will absolutely reap the rewards of their success.

Responsibilities include but are not limited to:

? Develop a completely new sales team from the ground up
? Develop sales team salary/commission structure
? Develop sales training program
? Develop and lead sales team, including mapping out strategy for covering the market
? Perform sales tasks while building the sales team
? Increase sales and meet sales objectives in our world-wide market
? Develop and deliver strong marketing strategies
? Develop, deliver and participate in proposal preparation and sales presentations
? Develop marketing materials to be utilized in sales presentation and proposals
? Identify and target new customers
? Cultivate relationships with existing customer base
? Provide regular performance reports
? Work conjunctively with COO to develop systems and processes
? Accountable for the execution of all sales activities
? Help to identify possible acquisition targets

Qualifications:

? BS/BA in business, communications or related field or related experience
? Must have a consistent and proven track record
? Ability to clearly and effectively set goals and attain them as evidenced by track record
? Must have quantifiable results in a similar industry
? 5-7 years sales experience in telecom or a closely related field
? Demonstrated success in translating marketing plans into successful sales
? Prior management, recruitment and team-building skills
? Exhibit the sales skills required to lead by example
? Thorough knowledge of the Internet, including web hosting
? Ability to hit the ground running
? Excellent writing and verbal communication skills
? Willingness to travel and participate in trade shows and customer relationship building

Salary/Benefits:

? Major medical health insurance currently from Blue Cross-Blue Shield, including medical, dental and vision plans
? Seven annual paid holidays
? Paid vacation from 2-4 weeks based on years of service
? Five paid sick days
? Sick day buy-back plan for unused days
? Revenue sharing bonus plan for all employees
? Employee stock ownership plan
? Commission schedule for team sales
? Generous salary based on Directors position and experience

To apply for this position, please submit a resume with a cover letter and salary requirements to [email protected]

NationalNet is an Equal Employment Opportunity Employer.

If you refer someone for this position and we hire them, I will immediately wire $1,000 to you. It will be the easiest $1,000 you have ever made

--T

A super opportunity to become part of a great company

Odie · 07-20-2005, 08:42 PM

great opportunity and a great team of people to work with as well! Hotlanta!!! AND they get to hang w/ Tony AND Ali?? ;)

good luck to all those that jump at this chance!

RogerV · 07-20-2005, 08:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

Tony here is my resume

? Develop a completely new sales team from the ground up

I can load the sales team up with hot chicks with massive breasts

? Develop sales team salary/commission structure

No Problem , chick that sells the most gets to sleep with me

? Develop sales training program

Not needed , the breasts will do the selling

? Develop and lead sales team, including mapping out strategy for covering the market

I can "cover" the sales team with...

? Perform sales tasks while building the sales team

Tasks such as BJ's and Orgies can be organized

? Increase sales and meet sales objectives in our world-wide market

No prob , I get Mad Views

? Develop and deliver strong marketing strategies

I can deliver in bed , 9 out of 10 women are satisfied

? Cultivate relationships with existing customer base

If it means sleeping with clients no prob

Qualifications:

? BS/BA in business, communications or related field or related experience

I am good looking nuff said

? Must have a consistent and proven track record

I can give girls orgasms and can do it on demand

? Ability to clearly and effectively set goals and attain them as evidenced by track record

I have set goals of getting laid on occasion and achieved em

? Excellent writing and verbal communication skills

I give great oral to women

? Willingness to travel and participate in trade shows and customer relationship building

Only if I get escorts

Salary/Benefits:

? Major medical health insurance currently from Blue Cross-Blue Shield, including medical, dental and vision plans
? Seven annual paid holidays
? Paid vacation from 2-4 weeks based on years of service
? Five paid sick days
? Sick day buy-back plan for unused days
? Revenue sharing bonus plan for all employees
? Employee stock ownership plan
? Commission schedule for team sales
? Generous salary based on Directors position and experience

Above are nice , but i will require:

3 Escorts per week.
Unlimited Cigarrettes
Company Car , preferably Mercedes
Unlimited Spa treatments
Unlimited "my time" so I can have sex

LMK Tony.

-JDL

Now this was funny

SweetT · 07-20-2005, 08:48 PM

[QUOTE=Juicy D. Links]Tony here is my resume[\QUOTE]

Here is my response ......

? Develop a completely new sales team from the ground up

I can load the sales team up with hot chicks with massive breasts

As long as they can sell hosting, I don't care if they are sheep with zebra stripes.

? Develop sales team salary/commission structure

No Problem , chick that sells the most gets to sleep with me

As long as they are selling hosting, I don't care if you pay them with Everlasting Gobstoppers!

? Develop sales training program

Not needed , the breasts will do the selling

Works for me

? Develop and lead sales team, including mapping out strategy for covering the market

I can "cover" the sales team with...

With what?? As long as I don't get sued and they are making sales, I don't care if you cover them with tar and feathers

? Perform sales tasks while building the sales team

Tasks such as BJ's and Orgies can be organized

See above

? Increase sales and meet sales objectives in our world-wide market

No prob , I get Mad Views

OK...but do you get mad contracts? ;)

? Develop and deliver strong marketing strategies

I can deliver in bed , 9 out of 10 women are satisfied

HEY!! This is NatNet....a 90% Satisfaction Rate is simply unacceptable. We have fired people for less. Step up your game, playa!! ;)

? Cultivate relationships with existing customer base

If it means sleeping with clients no prob

Can you get them to sign on the dotted line while they are riding you cowboy style??

Qualifications:

? BS/BA in business, communications or related field or related experience

I am good looking nuff said

As long as it works

? Must have a consistent and proven track record

I can give girls orgasms and can do it on demand

Then you should have no problem selling all the single girl sites

? Ability to clearly and effectively set goals and attain them as evidenced by track record

I have set goals of getting laid on occasion and achieved em

Did you get paid??

? Excellent writing and verbal communication skills

I give great oral to women

But do you leave them wanting more?? ;)

? Willingness to travel and participate in trade shows and customer relationship building

Only if I get escorts

If you are acheiving Sales Quotas, I will get you escorts and a Police escort and an Air Force Escort for your Juicy Jet

Salary/Benefits:

? Major medical health insurance currently from Blue Cross-Blue Shield, including medical, dental and vision plans
? Seven annual paid holidays
? Paid vacation from 2-4 weeks based on years of service
? Five paid sick days
? Sick day buy-back plan for unused days
? Revenue sharing bonus plan for all employees
? Employee stock ownership plan
? Commission schedule for team sales
? Generous salary based on Directors position and experience

Above are nice , but i will require:

3 Escorts per week. Done.
Unlimited Cigarrettes Done.
Company Car , preferably Mercedes Got it.
Unlimited Spa treatments Easy.
Unlimited "my time" so I can have sex Uh-huh

LMK Tony.

So...as long as you are prepared to meet our goals then I am sure that we can work out a deal. Who would you like me to pay the $1,000 to???

--T

JUSTB · 07-20-2005, 08:51 PM

well, if you want just a sales rep that can work remotely I'm your girl....

Fresh ex candid-hosting girl for the last 5 years with no non compete

didn't Peaches tell you?

RogerV · 07-20-2005, 08:56 PM

[QUOTE=SweetT]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

Tony here is my resume[\QUOTE]

Here is my response ......

? Develop a completely new sales team from the ground up

I can load the sales team up with hot chicks with massive breasts

As long as they can sell hosting, I don't care if they are sheep with zebra stripes.

? Develop sales team salary/commission structure

No Problem , chick that sells the most gets to sleep with me

As long as they are selling hosting, I don't care if you pay them with Everlasting Gobstoppers!

? Develop sales training program

Not needed , the breasts will do the selling

Works for me

? Develop and lead sales team, including mapping out strategy for covering the market

I can "cover" the sales team with...

With what?? As long as I don't get sued and they are making sales, I don't care if you cover them with tar and feathers

? Perform sales tasks while building the sales team

Tasks such as BJ's and Orgies can be organized

See above

? Increase sales and meet sales objectives in our world-wide market

No prob , I get Mad Views

OK...but do you get mad contracts? ;)

? Develop and deliver strong marketing strategies

I can deliver in bed , 9 out of 10 women are satisfied

HEY!! This is NatNet....a 90% Satisfaction Rate is simply unacceptable. We have fired people for less. Step up your game, playa!! ;)

? Cultivate relationships with existing customer base

If it means sleeping with clients no prob

Can you get them to sign on the dotted line while they are riding you cowboy style??

Qualifications:

? BS/BA in business, communications or related field or related experience

I am good looking nuff said

As long as it works

? Must have a consistent and proven track record

I can give girls orgasms and can do it on demand

Then you should have no problem selling all the single girl sites

? Ability to clearly and effectively set goals and attain them as evidenced by track record

I have set goals of getting laid on occasion and achieved em

Did you get paid??

? Excellent writing and verbal communication skills

I give great oral to women

But do you leave them wanting more?? ;)

? Willingness to travel and participate in trade shows and customer relationship building

Only if I get escorts

If you are acheiving Sales Quotas, I will get you escorts and a Police escort and an Air Force Escort for your Juicy Jet

Salary/Benefits:

? Major medical health insurance currently from Blue Cross-Blue Shield, including medical, dental and vision plans
? Seven annual paid holidays
? Paid vacation from 2-4 weeks based on years of service
? Five paid sick days
? Sick day buy-back plan for unused days
? Revenue sharing bonus plan for all employees
? Employee stock ownership plan
? Commission schedule for team sales
? Generous salary based on Directors position and experience

Above are nice , but i will require:

3 Escorts per week. Done.
Unlimited Cigarrettes Done.
Company Car , preferably Mercedes Got it.
Unlimited Spa treatments Easy.
Unlimited "my time" so I can have sex Uh-huh

LMK Tony.

So...as long as you are prepared to meet our goals then I am sure that we can work out a deal. Who would you like me to pay the $1,000 to???

--T

LMAO.. Fuck it I will sell my shit to work for you

lilspup · 07-20-2005, 08:57 PM

I have a friend that manages a recruitment firm here in Atlanta. I will ask her tomorrow to do some searching since she has access to a lot of databases.

Rochard · 07-20-2005, 09:02 PM

Would I have to move to Atlanta? I've been to your offices and stayed in Atlanta twice now - it's very nice there.

Everything about Nat Net is top notch. Your staff and support staff is the best. Who ever gets this job is a lucky person!

Peaches · 07-20-2005, 09:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RocHard

Would I have to move to Atlanta? I've been to your offices and stayed in Atlanta twice now - it's very nice there.

It's not would I have to move to Atlanta it's "Yipee! You mean I get to move to Atlanta?"

WiredGuy · 07-20-2005, 09:07 PM

For a position such as director of sales for a company of your size, it might be better suited to go with an executive staffing company to locate that perfect candidate if GFY/Monster.com fails. Good luck Bill/Tony in your search

WG

JUSTB · 07-20-2005, 09:08 PM

i already lived there and it is amazing. Old Gold Club on Piedmont

SweetT · 07-20-2005, 09:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JUSTB

well, if you want just a sales rep that can work remotely I'm your girl....

Fresh ex candid-hosting girl for the last 5 years with no non compete

didn't Peaches tell you?

Hey Rebekah.....how have you been?? ..maybe you and I should chat next week. Whoever gets this position will be looking for Reps soon and should put you at the top of the list.

Call me at the office next week: 1-888-4-NATNET

--T

SweetT · 07-20-2005, 09:11 PM

Thanks to everyone for the well wishes and to those of you who are sending this info on to people that you know. Please be sure to tell them to mention you when they send in their resume so that I can make sure you get your ransom!!

--T

Jace · 07-20-2005, 09:16 PM

so, when is this big nat net party in the new space? hehe

SweetT · 07-20-2005, 09:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WiredGuy

For a position such as director of sales for a company of your size, it might be better suited to go with an executive staffing company to locate that perfect candidate if GFY/Monster.com fails. Good luck Bill/Tony in your search

WG

You are a smart man, Charles...this is a terrific question....but I have to tell you that I have never had a good response from recruiting firms. Maybe I have just had bad experiences with a few bad apples, but I am here to tell you that I wasted a ton of money years ago trying to use these people to find good employees when I was in Corporate America. What they seem to find are "professional interviewers". I even had one employee that had been placed in 5 jobs in 5 years from the SAME recruiter. He did nothing wrong, per se, since they really only guarantee an employee for 90-180 days, but I think that borders on fraud.

So, in a nutshell, I have thought about that but I just have had no good experiences using any type of recruiting company.

Do you personally know one that would not screw me that you would be willing to recommend??

--T

LBBV · 07-20-2005, 09:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Peaches

It's not would I have to move to Atlanta it's "Yipee! You mean I get to move to Atlanta?"

See...now THAT'S the type of spirit we're looking for

-- Bill

JUSTB · 07-20-2005, 09:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SweetT

Hey Rebekah.....how have you been?? ..maybe you and I should chat next week. Whoever gets this position will be looking for Reps soon and should put you at the top of the list.

Call me at the office next week: 1-888-4-NATNET

--T

sooner than later would be good ; )

Peaches has my contact

Fizzgig · 07-20-2005, 09:26 PM

I have a B.A. in Spanish and some pizza delivery experience. I've got Juicylinks beat stone cold.

Bama · 07-20-2005, 09:31 PM

SweetT

Kathy (used to head up hosting for a company here in Seattle) and a great person, is in Atlanta - not sure who's she's working for right now tho.

I'll make sure she reads this thread!

Dagwolf · 07-20-2005, 09:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fizzgig

I have a B.A. in Spanish and some pizza delivery experience. I've got Juicylinks beat stone cold.

Oops, my wife forgot to log out and I posted in her name. I'm the one with the spanish degree...

SweetT · 07-20-2005, 09:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bama

SweetT

Kathy (used to head up hosting for a company here in Seattle) and a great person, is in Atlanta - not sure who's she's working for right now tho.

I'll make sure she reads this thread!

Bama!! Kathi is a great person and already works for me, dude

She came here to work as an Account Manager but when I learned of her Executive and Administrative Skills I promoted her to run one of my mainstream companies.....and she is doing a fine job, I might add

Thanks for thinking of her, though, I am sure she will very much appreciate it!

--T

Juicy D. Links · 07-20-2005, 09:35 PM

LMAO @ Tonys reponse lollllllllllll

JUSTB · 07-20-2005, 09:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SweetT

Bama!! Kathi is a great person and already works for me, dude

She came here to work as an Account Manager but when I learned of her Executive and Administrative Skills I promoted her to run one of my mainstream companies.....and she is doing a fine job, I might add

Thanks for thinking of her, though, I am sure she will very much appreciate it!

--T

i can only say one very brave thing....813-249-7155

SweetT · 07-20-2005, 09:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JaceXXX

so, when is this big nat net party in the new space? hehe

Soon, my friend, soon...just got a few little "tweaks" that I want to make to it before we have the office warming party

--T

tony286 · 07-20-2005, 09:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SweetT

You are a smart man, Charles...this is a terrific question....but I have to tell you that I have never had a good response from recruiting firms. Maybe I have just had bad experiences with a few bad apples, but I am here to tell you that I wasted a ton of money years ago trying to use these people to find good employees when I was in Corporate America. What they seem to find are "professional interviewers". I even had one employee that had been placed in 5 jobs in 5 years from the SAME recruiter. He did nothing wrong, per se, since they really only guarantee an employee for 90-180 days, but I think that borders on fraud.

So, in a nutshell, I have thought about that but I just have had no good experiences using any type of recruiting company.

Do you personally know one that would not screw me that you would be willing to recommend??

--T

A real head hunter doesnt go with people looking for jobs, he calls the person working hard at their job and opens up the idea of change. All my placements were executives not looking for change.

Juicy D. Links · 07-20-2005, 09:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JUSTB

well, if you want just a sales rep that can work remotely I'm your girl....

Fresh ex candid-hosting girl for the last 5 years with no non compete

didn't Peaches tell you?

Rebekah is good yo

Juicy D. Links · 07-20-2005, 09:39 PM

Is nat net metrosexual friendly?

JUSTB · 07-20-2005, 09:40 PM

charles (WG) loves me

Jace · 07-20-2005, 09:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SweetT

Soon, my friend, soon...just got a few little "tweaks" that I want to make to it before we have the office warming party

--T

cool, you let me know...and I will bring a arsenal of glass dildos for everyone at the office

07-20-2005, 07:54 PM	#1
SweetT Shank-A-Potamus Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Atlanta, Georgia USA Posts: 1,756	$1,000 REWARD to anyone that can help me.... .....fill a new position within NationalNet. We are looking to hire a Director of Sales. Here is the info on the job: Click HERE for the Monster.com listing! NationalNet is a customer-focused company that takes pride in delivering extreme support to our family of customers. Our ?work hard ? play hard? motto has brought many good employees into our organization and in turn has allowed us to build a great team that serves our customers well. The proper Director of Sales will fit this profile that we have worked hard to build Since 1996, NationalNet has grown from a small one server hosting company to a multi-million dollar organization without ever employing a sales representative or Director of Sales. Our growth has come via our pristine reputation among our potential clients and the word of mouth of our existing customers. The proper candidate?s number one priority will be to build a sales team that will take us to a billion dollar organization. That right Director of Sales will absolutely reap the rewards of their success. Responsibilities include but are not limited to: ? Develop a completely new sales team from the ground up ? Develop sales team salary/commission structure ? Develop sales training program ? Develop and lead sales team, including mapping out strategy for covering the market ? Perform sales tasks while building the sales team ? Increase sales and meet sales objectives in our world-wide market ? Develop and deliver strong marketing strategies ? Develop, deliver and participate in proposal preparation and sales presentations ? Develop marketing materials to be utilized in sales presentation and proposals ? Identify and target new customers ? Cultivate relationships with existing customer base ? Provide regular performance reports ? Work conjunctively with COO to develop systems and processes ? Accountable for the execution of all sales activities ? Help to identify possible acquisition targets Qualifications: ? BS/BA in business, communications or related field or related experience ? Must have a consistent and proven track record ? Ability to clearly and effectively set goals and attain them as evidenced by track record ? Must have quantifiable results in a similar industry ? 5-7 years sales experience in telecom or a closely related field ? Demonstrated success in translating marketing plans into successful sales ? Prior management, recruitment and team-building skills ? Exhibit the sales skills required to lead by example ? Thorough knowledge of the Internet, including web hosting ? Ability to hit the ground running ? Excellent writing and verbal communication skills ? Willingness to travel and participate in trade shows and customer relationship building Salary/Benefits: ? Major medical health insurance currently from Blue Cross-Blue Shield, including medical, dental and vision plans ? Seven annual paid holidays ? Paid vacation from 2-4 weeks based on years of service ? Five paid sick days ? Sick day buy-back plan for unused days ? Revenue sharing bonus plan for all employees ? Employee stock ownership plan ? Commission schedule for team sales ? Generous salary based on Directors position and experience To apply for this position, please submit a resume with a cover letter and salary requirements to [email protected] NationalNet is an Equal Employment Opportunity Employer. If you refer someone for this position and we hire them, I will immediately wire $1,000 to you. It will be the easiest $1,000 you have ever made --T __________________

07-20-2005, 07:58 PM	#4
Spunky I need a beer Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: ♠ Toiletville ♠ Posts: 133,947	Sounds like a great position for someone..good luck __________________ *YOUR INFORMATION HERE*

07-20-2005, 07:59 PM	#5
RogerV Banned! Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 12,591	I think I might know someone. I can probably do it Part time Last edited by RogerV; 07-20-2005 at 08:01 PM..

07-20-2005, 08:07 PM	#7
J$tyle$ Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Sunny San Diego Posts: 11,500	Too bad I can't move to Hotlanta and close down my businesses Good luck with that Tony! Would love a piece of your eventual billion $ company! Whoever fills this position will be a very lucky individual! Last edited by J$tyle$; 07-20-2005 at 08:08 PM..

07-20-2005, 08:31 PM	#17
TheGoldenChild Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Pacific Palisades Posts: 6,940	Man what an incredible opportunity for someone- I am still combing my rolodex for ex LD salesseople I once worked with years ago- Funny how out of the loop I am these days with people from my mainstream past. Best of luck T __________________

07-20-2005, 07:56 PM	#2
baddog So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: the beach, SoCal Posts: 107,089	Wow . . . this would be a great job . . . good luck to whomever gets it Now, to go thru my rolodex

07-20-2005, 07:57 PM	#3
baddog So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: the beach, SoCal Posts: 107,089	Do they need to relocate to GA?

07-20-2005, 08:04 PM	#6
tony286 lurker Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: atlanta Posts: 57,021	looks like a great job for someone

07-20-2005, 08:22 PM	#13
BradShaw Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: KB's trailer Posts: 7,840	You need to mention your free snack bar and those big lunches in the ad. It will seperate you from the other ads on Monster.

07-20-2005, 08:25 PM	#15
Juicy D. Links So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: N.Y. -Long Island -- Posts: 122,992	Tony here is my resume ? Develop a completely new sales team from the ground up I can load the sales team up with hot chicks with massive breasts ? Develop sales team salary/commission structure No Problem , chick that sells the most gets to sleep with me ? Develop sales training program Not needed , the breasts will do the selling ? Develop and lead sales team, including mapping out strategy for covering the market I can "cover" the sales team with... ? Perform sales tasks while building the sales team Tasks such as BJ's and Orgies can be organized ? Increase sales and meet sales objectives in our world-wide market No prob , I get Mad Views ? Develop and deliver strong marketing strategies I can deliver in bed , 9 out of 10 women are satisfied ? Cultivate relationships with existing customer base If it means sleeping with clients no prob Qualifications: ? BS/BA in business, communications or related field or related experience I am good looking nuff said ? Must have a consistent and proven track record I can give girls orgasms and can do it on demand ? Ability to clearly and effectively set goals and attain them as evidenced by track record I have set goals of getting laid on occasion and achieved em ? Excellent writing and verbal communication skills I give great oral to women ? Willingness to travel and participate in trade shows and customer relationship building Only if I get escorts Salary/Benefits: ? Major medical health insurance currently from Blue Cross-Blue Shield, including medical, dental and vision plans ? Seven annual paid holidays ? Paid vacation from 2-4 weeks based on years of service ? Five paid sick days ? Sick day buy-back plan for unused days ? Revenue sharing bonus plan for all employees ? Employee stock ownership plan ? Commission schedule for team sales ? Generous salary based on Directors position and experience Above are nice , but i will require: 3 Escorts per week. Unlimited Cigarrettes Company Car , preferably Mercedes Unlimited Spa treatments Unlimited "my time" so I can have sex LMK Tony. -JDL

07-20-2005, 08:34 PM	#18
Peaches Old broad Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Away Posts: 13,933	I have forwarded this to someone, just not sure about the relocation though No reward needed if it pans out - I'd just be thrilled for both of you, it's a great opportunity to work for a great company

07-20-2005, 08:36 PM	#19
BradShaw Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: KB's trailer Posts: 7,840	KB do you still list me as a reference of your resume?

07-20-2005, 08:38 PM	#20
tony286 lurker Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: atlanta Posts: 57,021	Your serious I could find you someone I used to be a headhunter but a grand wont do it lol Monster should work good for you .

07-20-2005, 08:42 PM	#23
Odie Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The WATER BABY! Posts: 7,040	great opportunity and a great team of people to work with as well! Hotlanta!!! AND they get to hang w/ Tony AND Ali?? ;) good luck to all those that jump at this chance! __________________ Odie [email protected] Are you Mobile???? MMACanada ICQ # 166208354 See Who I Am At AdultWhosWho.com!

07-20-2005, 08:48 PM	#25
SweetT Shank-A-Potamus Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Atlanta, Georgia USA Posts: 1,756	[QUOTE=Juicy D. Links]Tony here is my resume[\QUOTE] Here is my response ...... ? Develop a completely new sales team from the ground up I can load the sales team up with hot chicks with massive breasts As long as they can sell hosting, I don't care if they are sheep with zebra stripes. ? Develop sales team salary/commission structure No Problem , chick that sells the most gets to sleep with me As long as they are selling hosting, I don't care if you pay them with Everlasting Gobstoppers! ? Develop sales training program Not needed , the breasts will do the selling Works for me ? Develop and lead sales team, including mapping out strategy for covering the market I can "cover" the sales team with... With what?? As long as I don't get sued and they are making sales, I don't care if you cover them with tar and feathers ? Perform sales tasks while building the sales team Tasks such as BJ's and Orgies can be organized See above ? Increase sales and meet sales objectives in our world-wide market No prob , I get Mad Views OK...but do you get mad contracts? ;) ? Develop and deliver strong marketing strategies I can deliver in bed , 9 out of 10 women are satisfied HEY!! This is NatNet....a 90% Satisfaction Rate is simply unacceptable. We have fired people for less. Step up your game, playa!! ;) ? Cultivate relationships with existing customer base If it means sleeping with clients no prob Can you get them to sign on the dotted line while they are riding you cowboy style?? Qualifications: ? BS/BA in business, communications or related field or related experience I am good looking nuff said As long as it works ? Must have a consistent and proven track record I can give girls orgasms and can do it on demand Then you should have no problem selling all the single girl sites ? Ability to clearly and effectively set goals and attain them as evidenced by track record I have set goals of getting laid on occasion and achieved em Did you get paid?? ? Excellent writing and verbal communication skills I give great oral to women But do you leave them wanting more?? ;) ? Willingness to travel and participate in trade shows and customer relationship building Only if I get escorts If you are acheiving Sales Quotas, I will get you escorts and a Police escort and an Air Force Escort for your Juicy Jet Salary/Benefits: ? Major medical health insurance currently from Blue Cross-Blue Shield, including medical, dental and vision plans ? Seven annual paid holidays ? Paid vacation from 2-4 weeks based on years of service ? Five paid sick days ? Sick day buy-back plan for unused days ? Revenue sharing bonus plan for all employees ? Employee stock ownership plan ? Commission schedule for team sales ? Generous salary based on Directors position and experience Above are nice , but i will require: 3 Escorts per week. Done. Unlimited Cigarrettes Done. Company Car , preferably Mercedes Got it. Unlimited Spa treatments Easy. Unlimited "my time" so I can have sex Uh-huh LMK Tony. So...as long as you are prepared to meet our goals then I am sure that we can work out a deal. Who would you like me to pay the $1,000 to??? --T __________________

07-20-2005, 08:51 PM	#26
JUSTB Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: tampa Posts: 1,740	well, if you want just a sales rep that can work remotely I'm your girl.... Fresh ex candid-hosting girl for the last 5 years with no non compete didn't Peaches tell you?

07-20-2005, 08:57 PM	#28
lilspup Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Portland, Oregon Posts: 716	I have a friend that manages a recruitment firm here in Atlanta. I will ask her tomorrow to do some searching since she has access to a lot of databases.

07-20-2005, 09:02 PM	#29
Rochard Jägermeister Test Pilot Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: NORCAL Posts: 74,134	Would I have to move to Atlanta? I've been to your offices and stayed in Atlanta twice now - it's very nice there. Everything about Nat Net is top notch. Your staff and support staff is the best. Who ever gets this job is a lucky person! __________________ “The choice is no longer between right or left. The choice is between normal and crazy.” - Sarah Huckabee Sanders YNOT MAIL \| THE BEST ADULT MAILING SOLUTION

07-20-2005, 09:07 PM	#31
WiredGuy Pounding Googlebot Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Canada Posts: 34,486	For a position such as director of sales for a company of your size, it might be better suited to go with an executive staffing company to locate that perfect candidate if GFY/Monster.com fails. Good luck Bill/Tony in your search WG __________________ I play with Google.

07-20-2005, 09:08 PM	#32
JUSTB Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: tampa Posts: 1,740	i already lived there and it is amazing. Old Gold Club on Piedmont

07-20-2005, 09:11 PM	#34
SweetT Shank-A-Potamus Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Atlanta, Georgia USA Posts: 1,756	Thanks to everyone for the well wishes and to those of you who are sending this info on to people that you know. Please be sure to tell them to mention you when they send in their resume so that I can make sure you get your ransom!! --T __________________

07-20-2005, 09:16 PM	#35
Jace FBOP Class Of 2013 Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: bumfuck, ky Posts: 35,562	so, when is this big nat net party in the new space? hehe

07-20-2005, 09:26 PM	#39
Fizzgig Registered User Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: In Your Dreams Posts: 9,649	I have a B.A. in Spanish and some pizza delivery experience. I've got Juicylinks beat stone cold. __________________ ---'-,-{@ Sassy Grrrl @}-'-,---

07-20-2005, 09:31 PM	#40
Bama Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Redmond, WA Posts: 2,727	SweetT Kathy (used to head up hosting for a company here in Seattle) and a great person, is in Atlanta - not sure who's she's working for right now tho. I'll make sure she reads this thread!

07-20-2005, 09:35 PM	#43
Juicy D. Links So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: N.Y. -Long Island -- Posts: 122,992	LMAO @ Tonys reponse lollllllllllll

07-20-2005, 09:39 PM	#48
Juicy D. Links So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: N.Y. -Long Island -- Posts: 122,992	Is nat net metrosexual friendly?

07-20-2005, 09:40 PM	#49
JUSTB Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: tampa Posts: 1,740	charles (WG) loves me