[QUOTE=Juicy D. Links]Tony here is my resume[\QUOTE]
Here is my response ......
? Develop a completely new sales team from the ground up
I can load the sales team up with hot chicks with massive breasts
As long as they can sell hosting, I don't care if they are sheep with zebra stripes.
? Develop sales team salary/commission structure
No Problem , chick that sells the most gets to sleep with me
As long as they are selling hosting, I don't care if you pay them with Everlasting Gobstoppers!
? Develop sales training program
Not needed , the breasts will do the selling
Works for me
? Develop and lead sales team, including mapping out strategy for covering the market
I can "cover" the sales team with...
With what?? As long as I don't get sued and they are making sales, I don't care if you cover them with tar and feathers
? Perform sales tasks while building the sales team
Tasks such as BJ's and Orgies can be organized
See above
? Increase sales and meet sales objectives in our world-wide market
No prob , I get Mad Views
OK...but do you get mad contracts? ;)
? Develop and deliver strong marketing strategies
I can deliver in bed , 9 out of 10 women are satisfied
HEY!! This is NatNet....a 90% Satisfaction Rate is simply unacceptable. We have fired people for less. Step up your game, playa!! ;)
? Cultivate relationships with existing customer base
If it means sleeping with clients no prob
Can you get them to sign on the dotted line while they are riding you cowboy style??
Qualifications:
? BS/BA in business, communications or related field or related experience
I am good looking nuff said
As long as it works
? Must have a consistent and proven track record
I can give girls orgasms and can do it on demand
Then you should have no problem selling all the single girl sites
? Ability to clearly and effectively set goals and attain them as evidenced by track record
I have set goals of getting laid on occasion and achieved em
Did you get paid??
? Excellent writing and verbal communication skills
I give great oral to women
But do you leave them wanting more?? ;)
? Willingness to travel and participate in trade shows and customer relationship building
Only if I get escorts
If you are acheiving Sales Quotas, I will get you escorts and a Police escort and an Air Force Escort for your Juicy Jet
Salary/Benefits:
? Major medical health insurance currently from Blue Cross-Blue Shield, including medical, dental and vision plans
? Seven annual paid holidays
? Paid vacation from 2-4 weeks based on years of service
? Five paid sick days
? Sick day buy-back plan for unused days
? Revenue sharing bonus plan for all employees
? Employee stock ownership plan
? Commission schedule for team sales
? Generous salary based on Directors position and experience
Above are nice , but i will require:
3 Escorts per week. Done.
Unlimited Cigarrettes Done.
Company Car , preferably Mercedes Got it.
Unlimited Spa treatments Easy.
Unlimited "my time" so I can have sex Uh-huh
LMK Tony.
So...as long as you are prepared to meet our goals then I am sure that we can work out a deal. Who would you like me to pay the $1,000 to??? 
--T