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Tony here is my resume
? Develop a completely new sales team from the ground up
I can load the sales team up with hot chicks with massive breasts
? Develop sales team salary/commission structure
No Problem , chick that sells the most gets to sleep with me
? Develop sales training program
Not needed , the breasts will do the selling
? Develop and lead sales team, including mapping out strategy for covering the market
I can "cover" the sales team with...
? Perform sales tasks while building the sales team
Tasks such as BJ's and Orgies can be organized
? Increase sales and meet sales objectives in our world-wide market
No prob , I get Mad Views
? Develop and deliver strong marketing strategies
I can deliver in bed , 9 out of 10 women are satisfied
? Cultivate relationships with existing customer base
If it means sleeping with clients no prob
Qualifications:
? BS/BA in business, communications or related field or related experience
I am good looking nuff said
? Must have a consistent and proven track record
I can give girls orgasms and can do it on demand
? Ability to clearly and effectively set goals and attain them as evidenced by track record
I have set goals of getting laid on occasion and achieved em
? Excellent writing and verbal communication skills
I give great oral to women
? Willingness to travel and participate in trade shows and customer relationship building
Only if I get escorts
Salary/Benefits:
? Major medical health insurance currently from Blue Cross-Blue Shield, including medical, dental and vision plans
? Seven annual paid holidays
? Paid vacation from 2-4 weeks based on years of service
? Five paid sick days
? Sick day buy-back plan for unused days
? Revenue sharing bonus plan for all employees
? Employee stock ownership plan
? Commission schedule for team sales
? Generous salary based on Directors position and experience
Above are nice , but i will require:
3 Escorts per week.
Unlimited Cigarrettes
Company Car , preferably Mercedes
Unlimited Spa treatments
Unlimited "my time" so I can have sex
LMK Tony.
-JDL
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