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Juicy D. Links · 11-17-2004, 01:11 PM

????

I havent. Whats the rates anyway? Might as well get a escort?

Abyss_Vee · 11-17-2004, 01:11 PM

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Originally posted by juicylinks
????

I havent. Whats the rates anyway? Might as well get a escort?

theres a bunch of em in LA

happy ending parlors

Evil Chris · 11-17-2004, 01:11 PM

juicy you never cease to make me shake my head in wonderment.

Juicy D. Links · 11-17-2004, 01:14 PM

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Originally posted by Evil Chris
juicy you never cease to make me shake my head in wonderment.

when your drugged up like me shit like this pops into my head

Pipecrew · 11-17-2004, 01:15 PM

25 bucks in canada from what i hear.

azguy · 11-17-2004, 01:16 PM

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Originally posted by juicylinks
????

I havent. Whats the rates anyway? Might as well get a escort?

Depends if you know how to talk your way into it. I have never even tried, but had friends lose $600 and end up with nothing more than... a freaking massage.

Rich · 11-17-2004, 01:16 PM

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Originally posted by azguy
Depends if you know how to talk your way into it. I have never even tried, but had friends lose $600 and end up with nothing more than... a freaking massage.

lol, he was at the wrong place.

PhotoGreggXXX · 11-17-2004, 01:17 PM

nah, but close, my girlfriend is a massage junkie, so almost every night I do the oily, massage thing and end up fucking or getting a blowjob out the deal. Cost: 50 cents worth of oil

Juicy D. Links · 11-17-2004, 01:18 PM

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Originally posted by azguy
Depends if you know how to talk your way into it. I have never even tried, but had friends lose $600 and end up with nothing more than... a freaking massage.

600 bucks? for just a massage? for 600 bucks i want my balls fondled and at least 10 rubouts

pornguy · 11-17-2004, 01:18 PM

Dude, you need to come and visit me here in Mexico.

The massage places will give you more than a hand job for about 60$, and the strip clubs are even better. A lap dance is 20$ and a lap dance with a fuck is about 50$.

Juicy D. Links · 11-17-2004, 01:20 PM

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Originally posted by pornguy
A lap dance is 20$ and a lap dance with a fuck is about 50$.

thats good bang for the buck

Paul Waters · 11-17-2004, 01:21 PM

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Originally posted by Pipecrew
25 bucks in canada from what i hear.

In Toronto it is more like $40, and it is polite to buy extras, such as topless for 20, nude for 40, nude reverse for 60.

azguy · 11-17-2004, 01:21 PM

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Originally posted by pornguy
Dude, you need to come and visit me here in Mexico.

The massage places will give you more than a hand job for about 60$, and the strip clubs are even better. A lap dance is 20$ and a lap dance with a fuck is about 50$.

Panama City, Panama - $30 and you have an in-house whore for a week.

azguy · 11-17-2004, 01:22 PM

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Originally posted by azguy
Panama City, Panama - $30 and you have an in-house whore for a week.

Ok, maybe $150. I know someone who paid $100 and had her waiting for him every day... with a meal and her pussy.

johnny1 · 11-17-2004, 01:23 PM

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Originally posted by Pipecrew
25 bucks in canada from what i hear.

40 is goin rate...for handjob from what I hear

Juicy D. Links · 11-17-2004, 01:26 PM

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Originally posted by Paul Waters
In Toronto it is more like $40, and it is polite to buy extras, such as topless for 20, nude for 40, nude reverse for 60.

I am gonna be in Toronto , Nov 26 flying to Buffalo NY then heading up to Toronto.

thats if it aint snowing 12 ft in buffalo

Paul Waters · 11-17-2004, 01:29 PM

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Originally posted by juicylinks
I am gonna be in Toronto , Nov 26 flying to Buffalo NY then heading up to Toronto.

thats if it aint snowing 12 ft in buffalo

Cool!

Let's have a hang out with Juicy night!

webmaster x · 11-17-2004, 01:32 PM

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Originally posted by azguy
Depends if you know how to talk your way into it. I have never even tried, but had friends lose $600 and end up with nothing more than... a freaking massage.

$600 for a freaking massage. bad deal.

NichePay_Manny · 11-17-2004, 01:32 PM

I hear its great .I will try it one day .Its around $50 more here in LA.

OG LennyT · 11-17-2004, 01:33 PM

If you have a big package, some will go to town without being coerced.

thats what I've heard anyway

Martin · 11-17-2004, 01:35 PM

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Originally posted by juicylinks
I am gonna be in Toronto , Nov 26 flying to Buffalo NY then heading up to Toronto.

thats if it aint snowing 12 ft in buffalo

What are you going to be doing in Toronto bro?

SuckOnThis · 11-17-2004, 01:37 PM

There's one a few miles from my house. $150 will get you everything with a 20 year old from China that speak no english.

Juicy D. Links · 11-17-2004, 01:41 PM

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Originally posted by Martin
What are you going to be doing in Toronto bro?

Mr GFY Cribs , the guy from Buffalo wanted to go. I am game for it.

Rich · 11-17-2004, 01:45 PM

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Originally posted by azguy
Ok, maybe $150. I know someone who paid $100 and had her waiting for him every day... with a meal and her pussy.

lol, I know where I'm moving if the wife ever leaves.

Rich · 11-17-2004, 01:46 PM

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Originally posted by juicylinks
thats good bang for the buck

I wouldn't want to see the girls who fuck for $50.

Denis_SC · 11-17-2004, 01:53 PM

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Originally posted by Paul Waters
Cool!

Let's have a hang out with Juicy night!

Count me in

DavieVegas · 11-17-2004, 02:04 PM

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Originally posted by juicylinks
????

I havent. Whats the rates anyway? Might as well get a escort?

there all over vegas...asian maessage joints...There called Sunset message!!! Its like 60 for the message and an extra 40 got a handjob..I had them do blowjobs on 2 occassions....condom on of course and they put it on witht here mouths!!!!1

MickeyG · 11-17-2004, 02:07 PM

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Originally posted by azguy
Ok, maybe $150. I know someone who paid $100 and had her waiting for him every day... with a meal and her pussy.

now thats a deal i could go for.

Vitasoy · 11-17-2004, 02:07 PM

For additional service. $100 you can do pretty much anything to her.

Nicky · 11-17-2004, 02:13 PM

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Originally posted by juicylinks
????

I havent. Whats the rates anyway? Might as well get a escort?

Ive heard its free for guidos

GiantGnome · 11-17-2004, 02:19 PM

no but i did get one when i was 16 on my first back surgery during a catheter. The nurse said she had to get me hard so she could get the tube in me. She then started jerking me off. A few years later after my third surgery another nurse gave me a catheter without using her hand on me. I asked why she didnt get me hard and she almost flipped out , laughed and asked why I asked such a thing. I told her and she got a very shocked look and told me the nurse had had her way with me.:

Good thing I knew the last nurse well or she would have punched me for asking.

Jace · 11-17-2004, 02:23 PM

i was all coked up one time and went and got one....that was some funny ass shit
it was $50, and she was supposed to use a condom, but decided not to at the last minute...if anyone has seen my cumshots they know I am not a short shooter....she aimed it to the side and back, and I hit her mirror that was like 7 feet behind us....her eyes got huge and she looked so suprised...hahaha

Paul Waters · 11-17-2004, 02:42 PM

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Originally posted by SuckOnThis
There's one a few miles from my house. $150 will get you everything with a 20 year old from China that speak no english.

Gee, we could almost be neighbours.

Are you near York U.... or are talking EBC?

gdog · 11-17-2004, 02:46 PM

$50 for straight massage
$100 for blowjob/massage
$150 for massage and fuck

You got to be careful not to pay all up front because you never know which girl you might get.

They are all down to do the deed though. My one boy is hooked on this shit, he goes 3 times a week and he is married.

Something you need to see at least once in your life, weird experience I tell ya, strange places.

G

Holly · 11-17-2004, 02:56 PM

Here's a better question- if you were with someone and you got a massage with a handjob at the end, and your chick told you that it was okay and it didn't really bother her, would you still consider that cheating?

In other words- if she basically gave you the green light to do something like that, as long as it was just some meaningless, paid sex act, would you bitch about it and call it cheating anyway?

Sly · 11-17-2004, 03:06 PM

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Originally posted by Holly
Here's a better question- if you were with someone and you got a massage with a handjob at the end, and your chick told you that it was okay and it didn't really bother her, would you still consider that cheating?

In other words- if she basically gave you the green light to do something like that, as long as it was just some meaningless, paid sex act, would you bitch about it and call it cheating anyway?

Why would I bitch about getting a handjob without the gf minding? Who would I bitch to, my buddies?

"Man I got this great handjob last night from this cute little Asian whore. My girl doesn't even care. This really sucks!"

Holly · 11-17-2004, 03:11 PM

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Originally posted by Sly
Why would I bitch about getting a handjob without the gf minding? Who would I bitch to, my buddies?

"Man I got this great handjob last night from this cute little Asian whore. My girl doesn't even care. This really sucks!"

What about if she told you she didn't mind if you went to strip clubs or if you got a blow-job from a "paid" pro? Would you think that was just horrible and freak out about it?

Sly · 11-17-2004, 03:13 PM

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Originally posted by Holly
What about if she told you she didn't mind if you went to strip clubs or if you got a blow-job from a "paid" pro? Would you think that was just horrible and freak out about it?

Why would I think its horrible and freak out? What are you talking about?

Are you trying to tell me something? You want ME to pay YOU to give me a BJ?

Ok.

Lev · 11-17-2004, 03:15 PM

I went to one in Toronto, but all they do is jerk your cock

Paul Waters · 11-17-2004, 03:18 PM

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Originally posted by Lev
I went to one in Toronto, but all they do is jerk your cock

They must have thought that you were a cop.

messiah1 · 11-17-2004, 03:18 PM

Great advice

Holly · 11-17-2004, 03:18 PM

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Originally posted by Sly
Why would I think its horrible and freak out? What are you talking about?

I honestly have no fucken idea either, Sly. It's a mystery to me, too.

(you know it's always free for you, esp. if you wear those pink panties)

marzzo · 11-17-2004, 03:20 PM

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Originally posted by Sly
Why would I think its horrible and freak out? What are you talking about?

Are you trying to tell me something? You want ME to pay YOU to give me a BJ?

Ok.

haha, that's what I was thinking

Holly · 11-17-2004, 03:27 PM

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Originally posted by marzzo
haha, that's what I was thinking

Which one were you thinking? That any guy would be crazy to complain about something like that? Or I'm trying to get Sly to pay me for services?

Kre8t0r · 11-17-2004, 03:27 PM

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Originally posted by PhotoGreggXXX
nah, but close, my girlfriend is a massage junkie, so almost every night I do the oily, massage thing and end up fucking or getting a blowjob out the deal. Cost: 50 cents worth of oil

So far it looks like Gregg has the best cost for service deal going! But who would have ever doubted it..

hornybunny · 11-17-2004, 03:28 PM

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Originally posted by GiantGnome
no but i did get one when i was 16 on my first back surgery during a catheter. The nurse said she had to get me hard so she could get the tube in me. She then started jerking me off. A few years later after my third surgery another nurse gave me a catheter without using her hand on me. I asked why she didnt get me hard and she almost flipped out , laughed and asked why I asked such a thing. I told her and she got a very shocked look and told me the nurse had had her way with me.:

Good thing I knew the last nurse well or she would have punched me for asking.

Catheter!

I've never had one inserted, must hurt like shit no???

tony286 · 11-17-2004, 03:30 PM

Yep when I lived in NYC , there was a apartment in the building I lived in. The madam though I was a nice boy(I was 24 at the time) I was good for at least once a month.

bdld · 11-17-2004, 03:49 PM

damn i gotta get in on this.

TheMob · 11-17-2004, 03:54 PM

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Originally posted by pornguy
Dude, you need to come and visit me here in Mexico.

The massage places will give you more than a hand job for about 60$, and the strip clubs are even better. A lap dance is 20$ and a lap dance with a fuck is about 50$.

and the STD is free, right?

GiantGnome · 11-17-2004, 09:56 PM

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Originally posted by hornybunny
Catheter!

I've never had one inserted, must hurt like shit no???

not really. they lube the tube up pretty good. its just a tad humiliating having to go through it. on my third surgery however, i woke up with one already done and had to go 2 days with it taped down. i can tell you it hurts very much when the nurse bumps into the tube. i kept warning hospital staff and visitors to watch out for the tube.

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GiantGnome Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Nebraska Posts: 4,344	no but i did get one when i was 16 on my first back surgery during a catheter. The nurse said she had to get me hard so she could get the tube in me. She then started jerking me off. A few years later after my third surgery another nurse gave me a catheter without using her hand on me. I asked why she didnt get me hard and she almost flipped out , laughed and asked why I asked such a thing. I told her and she got a very shocked look and told me the nurse had had her way with me.: Good thing I knew the last nurse well or she would have punched me for asking. __________________ NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-Darth Vader

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