Ever go for a handjob at a massage joint?
 

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I havent. Whats the rates anyway? Might as well get a escort?

theres a bunch of em in LA

happy ending parlors

juicy you never cease to make me shake my head in wonderment. :1orglaugh

when your drugged up like me shit like this pops into my head :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

25 bucks in canada from what i hear.

Depends if you know how to talk your way into it. I have never even tried, but had friends lose $600 and end up with nothing more than... a freaking massage.

lol, he was at the wrong place.

nah, but close, my girlfriend is a massage junkie, so almost every night I do the oily, massage thing and end up fucking or getting a blowjob out the deal. Cost: 50 cents worth of oil

600 bucks? for just a massage? for 600 bucks i want my balls fondled and at least 10 rubouts

Dude, you need to come and visit me here in Mexico.

The massage places will give you more than a hand job for about 60$, and the strip clubs are even better. A lap dance is 20$ and a lap dance with a fuck is about 50$.

:eek7 :eek7 thats good bang for the buck

In Toronto it is more like $40, and it is polite to buy extras, such as topless for 20, nude for 40, nude reverse for 60.

Panama City, Panama - $30 and you have an in-house whore for a week.

Ok, maybe $150. I know someone who paid $100 and had her waiting for him every day... with a meal and her pussy.

40 is goin rate...for handjob from what I hear:Graucho

I am gonna be in Toronto , Nov 26 flying to Buffalo NY then heading up to Toronto.

thats if it aint snowing 12 ft in buffalo

Cool!

Let's have a hang out with Juicy night!

:glugglug

$600 for a freaking massage. bad deal.

I hear its great .I will try it one day .Its around $50 more here in LA.

If you have a big package, some will go to town without being coerced.

thats what I've heard anyway

:xomunch

What are you going to be doing in Toronto bro?

There's one a few miles from my house. $150 will get you everything with a 20 year old from China that speak no english.

Mr GFY Cribs , the guy from Buffalo wanted to go. I am game for it. :Graucho

lol, I know where I'm moving if the wife ever leaves.

I wouldn't want to see the girls who fuck for $50. :helpme

Count me in :glugglug

there all over vegas...asian maessage joints...There called Sunset message!!! Its like 60 for the message and an extra 40 got a handjob..I had them do blowjobs on 2 occassions....condom on of course and they put it on witht here mouths!!!!1

now thats a deal i could go for.

For additional service. $100 you can do pretty much anything to her. :Graucho

Ive heard its free for guidos :Graucho

no but i did get one when i was 16 on my first back surgery during a catheter. The nurse said she had to get me hard so she could get the tube in me. She then started jerking me off. A few years later after my third surgery another nurse gave me a catheter without using her hand on me. I asked why she didnt get me hard and she almost flipped out , laughed and asked why I asked such a thing. I told her and she got a very shocked look and told me the nurse had had her way with me.:

Good thing I knew the last nurse well or she would have punched me for asking.

i was all coked up one time and went and got one....that was some funny ass shit
it was $50, and she was supposed to use a condom, but decided not to at the last minute...if anyone has seen my cumshots they know I am not a short shooter....she aimed it to the side and back, and I hit her mirror that was like 7 feet behind us....her eyes got huge and she looked so suprised...hahaha

Gee, we could almost be neighbours.

Are you near York U.... or are talking EBC?

$50 for straight massage
$100 for blowjob/massage
$150 for massage and fuck

You got to be careful not to pay all up front because you never know which girl you might get.

They are all down to do the deed though. My one boy is hooked on this shit, he goes 3 times a week and he is married.

Something you need to see at least once in your life, weird experience I tell ya, strange places.

G

Here's a better question- if you were with someone and you got a massage with a handjob at the end, and your chick told you that it was okay and it didn't really bother her, would you still consider that cheating?

In other words- if she basically gave you the green light to do something like that, as long as it was just some meaningless, paid sex act, would you bitch about it and call it cheating anyway?

Why would I bitch about getting a handjob without the gf minding? Who would I bitch to, my buddies?

"Man I got this great handjob last night from this cute little Asian whore. My girl doesn't even care. This really sucks!"

What about if she told you she didn't mind if you went to strip clubs or if you got a blow-job from a "paid" pro? Would you think that was just horrible and freak out about it?

Why would I think its horrible and freak out? What are you talking about?

Are you trying to tell me something? You want ME to pay YOU to give me a BJ?

Ok. :Graucho

I went to one in Toronto, but all they do is jerk your cock

They must have thought that you were a cop.

:2 cents:

Great advice:thumbsup

I honestly have no fucken idea either, Sly. It's a mystery to me, too. :1orglaugh





(you know it's always free for you, esp. if you wear those pink panties)

haha, that's what I was thinking :1orglaugh

Which one were you thinking? That any guy would be crazy to complain about something like that? Or I'm trying to get Sly to pay me for services? :1orglaugh

So far it looks like Gregg has the best cost for service deal going! But who would have ever doubted it.. :Graucho

Catheter! :(

I've never had one inserted, must hurt like shit no???

Yep when I lived in NYC , there was a apartment in the building I lived in. The madam though I was a nice boy(I was 24 at the time) I was good for at least once a month. :)

damn i gotta get in on this.

and the STD is free, right?

not really. they lube the tube up pretty good. its just a tad humiliating having to go through it. on my third surgery however, i woke up with one already done and had to go 2 days with it taped down. i can tell you it hurts very much when the nurse bumps into the tube. i kept warning hospital staff and visitors to watch out for the tube.:1orglaugh