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Now with more Jayne
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okay guys....tell the women what a good lover you are
Everyone always asks when the first time you had sex was. I don't really care about you. I want to know the first time you gave another person an orgasm and how you did it.
Your hand and domestic animals don't count as another person. |
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After 30 minutes of oral she had her first. And it was so good, that I moaned my own name.
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My girl spent the night last night and this morning before work I had her screaming in delight.
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I think we established in the past that we think fairly alike sexually. |
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bitchslapping zebras!!!!!
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First time I gave an orgasm to someone?
Me sucky vagina. My fucking skills aren't up to par, as far as I know I have never managed to give my girl an orgasm simply by penetration. (vaginal orgasm is a lie? ![]() Too bad my sex stamina isn't up to par either, there's only so much one can do in 3 minutes.
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why dont farm animals count?
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sadly, you aren't the first man to ever say that to me |
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Sarah,
Do love dolls count?? ![]()
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when I was 16 or 17... my 2nd visit to LA, gave my cousins best friend 2 orgasms that night by eating her out and fingering her
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about 16 she was 18 i was hitting it sideways while thumb was inserted and playing with her asshole, she came, shooked, gritted her teeth, tried to close her thighs, and didn't want me to touch her clit becasue it was still senstive.....
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I was 18 and her nickname was "old faithful."
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i get like that after a big cum..the kind where I shoot. I can't have it touched right afterwards or it is painful. |
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No need to brag, I let the women spread the word
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I mustve been 15 or 16 . This hot chick I met at a little hotsprings resort. She was drunk, and her friend wasn't. We were naked in the bed, she was telling me to stick my dick in her, and her friend was telling me not to.
I got her number and we fucked a month later. |
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I'm not teling,
ha, ha, ha Unless you want to tell me how you got fucked firdt |
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The first I didn't even know what the hell was going on... I thought she was just liking it and got really excited
![]() My high school sweetheart (so to say), was so clitoral it was insane. I couldn't have an orgasm before her if I tried (well most positions that is). She was the first tho that I realized what was going on... |
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Mine was with my wife and it was in the reverse cowgirl position...
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Women can have an orgasm? When the fuck did this happen?
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When I figured out the exact right way to hold a womans ass with one arm while holding her close around the shoulders with the other was the first orgasm for sure. Second was when I mastered the art of the perfect reach around and rub that clit.
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