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  • Tofu
    The Video Specialist
    • Jul 2003
    • 5615

    #1

    Suck my McDick

    Im really tired of all these "McDonalds is hiring", and "you will be an assistant manager at Wendy's" threads. Some of us who got into this business recently - actually went to school, saved a good amount of money, have a well paying job/business already, or have some sort of backup plan if this business doesnt work out.

    Some people are really hopeless and dont stand a chance in this shit, but there are many others who learn and study the game for a while before jumping into it, those people build up slowly or hit the ground running. Newbies create TGP's to gain a basic understanding of traffic, SE's, and marketing. What the fuck is wrong with that? Did you not start somewhere? I often compare porn biz to selling dope (just for comparison); its crowded and anyone with with no money can sell an ounce, but real hustlers network, stack their money, build up to buying/selling weight, and eventually get out of the game with money to invest in other interests.

    My point is; not every newb is a mindless, jobless fuck who lives in the basement of their parents house, banging away at a computer, hoping to get big dollars out of this business. Some people do this for a hobby or extra income and give two shits about buying a ferrari from porn money! I have a degree, I sell Hip Hop beats, and royalty-free music for commercials, films and porn video's. Being an account manager is perfect for someone like me, because the MAIN perk is that Im getting paid to network daily!!! If you think I havent built a wealth of resources, youre trippin!! And if porn vanished right this second, I would be standing across from a surgeon, making periareolar incisions for a breast biopsy, not flipping burgers.


    (this isnt directed towards anyone in particular, but all of the fast food threads collectively)
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  • AZN 4 Lyfe
    So Fucking Banned
    • Mar 2004
    • 974

    #2
    useless post.
    go jerk off now dude.

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    • Tofu
      The Video Specialist
      • Jul 2003
      • 5615

      #3
      Originally posted by AZN 4 Lyfe
      useless post.
      go jerk off now dude.
      yeah, right on your forhead, bitch.
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      • polish_aristocrat
        Too lazy to set a custom title
        • Jul 2002
        • 40377

        #4
        I would be representing Poland in the European Union.
        I don't use ICQ anymore.

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        • brand0n
          been very busy
          • Nov 2002
          • 26983

          #5
          Originally posted by AZN 4 Lyfe
          useless post.
          go jerk off now dude.
          1st off
          you have no fuckin clue who you are talking to?
          2nd off
          he was tryin to help you pretty much, give YOU (yes YOU you mother fucker, you reading this right now YOU) some insite.
          3rd off
          isnt your break over? i hear the fry machine dinging.
          want to buy this spot for cheap? it is of course for sale. long term deals are always the best bet. brand0n/ at/ a o l dot commies.

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          • AZN 4 Lyfe
            So Fucking Banned
            • Mar 2004
            • 974

            #6
            Originally posted by Tofu-Adult.com


            yeah, right on your forhead, bitch.
            why dont you get mad ? are you a munk ?
            I'd be pissed if i post something and people reply that kind of shit to my thread.

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            • AZN 4 Lyfe
              So Fucking Banned
              • Mar 2004
              • 974

              #7
              Originally posted by brand0n

              1st off
              you have no fuckin clue who you are talking to?
              2nd off
              he was tryin to help you pretty much, give YOU (yes YOU you mother fucker, you reading this right now YOU) some insite.
              3rd off
              isnt your break over? i hear the fry machine dinging.
              ok dokkie.
              stop talking and start sucking ..NOW

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              • Tofu
                The Video Specialist
                • Jul 2003
                • 5615

                #8
                Originally posted by AZN 4 Lyfe


                why dont you get mad ? are you a munk ?
                I'd be pissed if i post something and people reply that kind of shit to my thread.
                get mad? this is the internet!
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                • buddyjuf

                  #9
                  Originally posted by AZN 4 Lyfe


                  why dont you get mad ? are you a munk ?
                  I'd be pissed if i post something and people reply that kind of shit to my thread.

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                  • m00d
                    So Fucking Banned
                    • May 2002
                    • 3129

                    #10
                    It's better to flip burgers at McDonald's than to do nothing at all. I get the feeling some of you never got off your ass to do anything before porn fell in your lap (no pun intended).

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                    • Tofu
                      The Video Specialist
                      • Jul 2003
                      • 5615

                      #11
                      Originally posted by m00d
                      It's better to flip burgers at McDonald's than to do nothing at all. I get the feeling some of you never got off your ass to do anything before porn fell in your lap (no pun intended).
                      also very true!
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                      • buddyjuf

                        #12
                        goood post Tofu, it makes me think of my own situation
                        Last edited by Guest; 03-18-2004, 09:52 AM.

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                        • ~MistressRacin~
                          Confirmed User
                          • Dec 2002
                          • 687

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Tofu-Adult.com
                          Im really tired of all these "McDonalds is hiring", and "you will be an assistant manager at Wendy's" threads. Some of us who got into this business recently - actually went to school, saved a good amount of money, have a well paying job/business already, or have some sort of backup plan if this business doesnt work out.

                          Some people are really hopeless and dont stand a chance in this shit, but there are many others who learn and study the game for a while before jumping into it, those people build up slowly or hit the ground running. Newbies create TGP's to gain a basic understanding of traffic, SE's, and marketing. What the fuck is wrong with that? Did you not start somewhere? I often compare porn biz to selling dope (just for comparison); its crowded and anyone with with no money can sell an ounce, but real hustlers network, stack their money, build up to buying/selling weight, and eventually get out of the game with money to invest in other interests.

                          My point is; not every newb is a mindless, jobless fuck who lives in the basement of their parents house, banging away at a computer, hoping to get big dollars out of this business. Some people do this for a hobby or extra income and give two shits about buying a ferrari from porn money! I have a degree, I sell Hip Hop beats, and royalty-free music for commercials, films and porn video's. Being an account manager is perfect for someone like me, because the MAIN perk is that Im getting paid to network daily!!! If you think I havent built a wealth of resources, youre trippin!! And if porn vanished right this second, I would be standing across from a surgeon, making periareolar incisions for a breast biopsy, not flipping burgers.


                          (this isnt directed towards anyone in particular, but all of the fast food threads collectively)
                          Excellent post and well said!
                          No sig for you!

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                          • DrewKole
                            Confirmed User
                            • Jul 2001
                            • 5193

                            #14
                            Originally posted by AZN 4 Lyfe
                            useless post.
                            go jerk off now dude.
                            I am sell vietgayy.com

                            i akcept wire.

                            $3000 I want

                            Thx, I expeckt ur money soon

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                            • Loryn
                              Super Connector
                              • Jul 2003
                              • 12853

                              #15
                              Very Well Said!!!

                              I love when you post like this Tofu. Makes me horny!!
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                              • HeadPimp
                                Bad Mo-Fo
                                • Jul 2001
                                • 2772

                                #16
                                why dont you get mad ? are you a munk ?
                                What is that? I have heard of monks before, but the only munk I can think of is that character from the TV show...

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                                • Buddy
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Mar 2003
                                  • 1828

                                  #17
                                  The problem that we face here daily, um, one of the problems I should say, is that since there is a degree of anonymity on the web people come here and pretend they are players. They talk all kinds of shit about how much money they are making and how many bitches they score and what kind of wheels they have on their car, and how much traffic they push, but in the end it is bullshit. But they keep talking and get their post counts up, and after a while they get accepted as part of the scene, just because they make a lot of noise and are kind of funny. But the truth is they don't have traffic, they just have time to post. Then every day more n00bs show up and to them these guys seem like big players, which just feeds into the silliness.
                                  It has about a 4 month cycle; you can see it in action if you watch for it. n00b shows up and acts a fool, posts like 100 times a day, then if they don't get banned in 4 months they have a few thousand posts and start acting like big players. If you watch, you see they never talk real business, they never send you traffic or sales, they just talk.
                                  If you are a n00b it is wise to spend some time trying to figure out who really is a player and who isn't. Find someone in the biz that can mentor you. They are out there.
                                  I wouldn't have been able to get started if it wasn't for Lensman, Eric, and Ram.
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                                  • Tofu
                                    The Video Specialist
                                    • Jul 2003
                                    • 5615

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Buddy
                                    The problem that we face here daily, um, one of the problems I should say, is that since there is a degree of anonymity on the web people come here and pretend they are players. They talk all kinds of shit about how much money they are making and how many bitches they score and what kind of wheels they have on their car, and how much traffic they push, but in the end it is bullshit. But they keep talking and get their post counts up, and after a while they get accepted as part of the scene, just because they make a lot of noise and are kind of funny. But the truth is they don't have traffic, they just have time to post. Then every day more n00bs show up and to them these guys seem like big players, which just feeds into the silliness.
                                    It has about a 4 month cycle; you can see it in action if you watch for it. n00b shows up and acts a fool, posts like 100 times a day, then if they don't get banned in 4 months they have a few thousand posts and start acting like big players. If you watch, you see they never talk real business, they never send you traffic or sales, they just talk.
                                    If you are a n00b it is wise to spend some time trying to figure out who really is a player and who isn't. Find someone in the biz that can mentor you. They are out there.
                                    I wouldn't have been able to get started if it wasn't for Lensman, Eric, and Ram.
                                    I wish I had posted that ! Goodshit buddy! I have learned alot from YOU as well!
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                                    • fyrflygrl
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Nov 2003
                                      • 250

                                      #19
                                      Well said, Tofu

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                                      • m00d
                                        So Fucking Banned
                                        • May 2002
                                        • 3129

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by Buddy

                                        If you are a n00b it is wise to spend some time trying to figure out who really is a player and who isn't. Find someone in the biz that can mentor you. They are out there.
                                        I wouldn't have been able to get started if it wasn't for Lensman, Eric, and Ram.
                                        I appears from your post that you have fallen victim to exactly what you are ripping on others for.

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                                        • Babagirls
                                          Text Writer
                                          • Feb 2001
                                          • 18812

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Tofu-Adult.com


                                          yeah, right on your forhead, bitch.
                                          LMAO

                                          I think this is a great thread! Well said!! This board is full of haters & must have forgot that we were ALL newbies at one time. God forbid someone asks a question....they get knocked down real fuckin quick "Your dumb, you useless, you flip burgers" blah blah blah.




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                                          • Buddy
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Mar 2003
                                            • 1828

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by m00d


                                            I appears from your post that you have fallen victim to exactly what you are ripping on others for.
                                            Says the hater with the playboy cash sig.
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                                            • digifan
                                              The Profiler
                                              • Oct 2002
                                              • 14618

                                              #23
                                              Great post.. thank you Tofu
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                                              • Tofu
                                                The Video Specialist
                                                • Jul 2003
                                                • 5615

                                                #24
                                                night bump.
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                                                • slackologist
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Jul 2002
                                                  • 2379

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by Tofu-Adult.com


                                                  yeah, right on your forhead, bitch.

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                                                  • BradM
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Dec 2003
                                                    • 3397

                                                    #26
                                                    Always wise words from Tofu.

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                                                    • chupachups
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Dec 2002
                                                      • 6576

                                                      #27
                                                      Well said Tofu!

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                                                      • Vitasoy
                                                        GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                                                        • Oct 2003
                                                        • 58202

                                                        #28
                                                        That was a great read. Right on


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                                                        • hoe_vender
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Dec 2003
                                                          • 2018

                                                          #29
                                                          no thanks
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                                                          • TekayRoyal
                                                            Confirmed User
                                                            • Mar 2004
                                                            • 930

                                                            #30
                                                            Tofu....you are my new inspiration......i am exactly in your shoes

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                                                            • raster
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Aug 2003
                                                              • 784

                                                              #31
                                                              Good thread, anyone for popcorn

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                                                              • shermo

                                                                #32
                                                                Amazing post Tofu.
                                                                I've always felt this way, and I've done exactly as you've said. I started out with TGP to learn the ropes, and now I'm moving on to bigger and better things. There are a percentage of individuals who actually want to learn and mature in this business. There are also those of us with Degrees, backup plans and other talents.

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                                                                • boneprone
                                                                  Hall Of Fame
                                                                  • Jan 2001
                                                                  • 34415

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by Tofu-Adult.com


                                                                  yeah, right on your forhead, bitch.

                                                                  Haaaa!!

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                                                                  Learn about it kids.

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                                                                  • boneprone
                                                                    Hall Of Fame
                                                                    • Jan 2001
                                                                    • 34415

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Luc...

                                                                    I have an Application for ya....

                                                                    Its for a AZN fast food resturant..

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                                                                    • Dildozer
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Jul 2002
                                                                      • 7519

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Here's a picture of Oracle Porn's boss

                                                                      Spam link here

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                                                                      • riosluts
                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                        • Sep 2003
                                                                        • 5250

                                                                        #36
                                                                        omg you this thread is a waste of GFY space and bandwdith

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                                                                        • Illicit
                                                                          wtf ?
                                                                          • Dec 2003
                                                                          • 11895

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Great Post !

                                                                          Ive got an Engineering Degree and make good money. Just playing with this shit on the side for extra money. When I think I figure everything out (if ever) I might put some real cash into it. Until then, it stays in hobby mode.
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                                                                          • psyko514
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                                                                            • Oct 2002
                                                                            • 22366

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by Dildozer
                                                                            Here's a picture of Oracle Porn's boss

                                                                            damn... i'd hit it.

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                                                                            • Living For Today
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                                                                              • Feb 2002
                                                                              • 3970

                                                                              #39
                                                                              really good post tofu.

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                                                                              • psyko514
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                                                                                • Oct 2002
                                                                                • 22366

                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by hoe_vender
                                                                                no thanks
                                                                                i will kill you.

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                                                                                • nathan_f
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                                                                                  • Sep 2003
                                                                                  • 3983

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  nice post

                                                                                  it was a good read.

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