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  • Rob
    I'm a great bowler.
    • Nov 2003
    • 13310
    #1

    I Drank an Entire Bottle of Prune Juice on a Dare and...

    I feel like I have quadruplets in my stomach and I'm shitting like a stuntman for *******!!!

    I have never felt pain like this in my entire life! Someone kill me!!! In the name of all that's sacred, I gotta shit something terrible!!!
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    • TweetyBird
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      • Feb 2004
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      #2
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                • ADL_Christy
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                    • gutter
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                        • Rob
                          I'm a great bowler.
                          • Nov 2003
                          • 13310
                          #7
                          Originally posted by gutter


                          What the fuck am I supposed to do with Cranberries? Shove them up my ass to stop the leakage? I'm afraid if I do, the propulsion from the shit will create little red missles, putting my co-workers into harm's way.

                          Imagine the 6:00 News, "6 Office Workers today were seriously injured by Shit Propelled Cranberries. Apparently one of their co-workers was an idiot for drinking a bottle of prune juice and then decided to shove cranberries up his ass to stop the leakage. He could not be reached for comments..."

                          Ugh, it hurts and I'm scared to laugh. I might jar something loose up there.

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                            • kimzar
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                              • Mar 2004
                              • 1874
                              #8
                              good luck

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                                • nathan_f
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                                  • Sep 2003
                                  • 3983
                                  #9
                                  sounds like you have a fun night planned.

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                                    • ATL_Ryan
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                                      • Sep 2002
                                      • 1519
                                      #10
                                      Sounds like you've been HighOnAcid one too many times.

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                                        • slackologist
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                                          • Jul 2002
                                          • 2379
                                          #11
                                          on the bright side, you're cleaning all the crap out of your system.

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                                            • UK1
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                                              • Jun 2003
                                              • 289
                                              #12
                                              careful not to overflow the toilet......
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                                                • Ross
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                                                  • Sep 2002
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                                                  #13

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                                                    • BuckLover
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                                                      • Feb 2003
                                                      • 1656
                                                      #14
                                                      Don't drink prune juice before going on a date!! I learned that long ago!

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                                                        • Evil1
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                                                          • Mar 2002
                                                          • 3893
                                                          #15
                                                          hey, heres an idea.. go take a fucking dump!

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                                                            • SoundMan
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                                                              • Nov 2003
                                                              • 3471
                                                              #16
                                                              stop taking acid next time.

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                                                                • johnbosh
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                                                                  • Aug 2002
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                                                                  #17
                                                                  lollllll got pics??

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                                                                    • slackologist
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                                                                      • Jul 2002
                                                                      • 2379
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by Evil1
                                                                      hey, heres an idea.. go take a fucking dump!
                                                                      sounds like a winner

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                                                                        • Jimbo
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                                                                          • Oct 2001
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                                                                          #19
                                                                          youll be fine
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                                                                            • titmowse
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                                                                              • Jan 2001
                                                                              • 5320
                                                                              #20
                                                                              try some foods from the brat diet:

                                                                              B: bananas

                                                                              R: rice

                                                                              A: applesauce

                                                                              T: toast
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                                                                                • Rob
                                                                                  I'm a great bowler.
                                                                                  • Nov 2003
                                                                                  • 13310
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Originally posted by Evil1
                                                                                  hey, heres an idea.. go take a fucking dump!
                                                                                  Bro, you couldn't even start to fathom the evils of prune juice! I have shit, I have shat, I have downright blew a fucking gasket! I don't have anything left to shit out but It feels like I have a Buick illegally parked in my colon!!!

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                                                                                    • cluck
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                                                                                      • Dec 2002
                                                                                      • 5248
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Get the guy who dared you to drink a half a glass of listerine, double or nothing. Say it's safe but it just tastes nasty.

                                                                                      It'll eat through anything he's got in his stomach and shit will come out LIQUID. I mean LIQUID, brown water, nothing solid at all. It'll also bubble in there for days. It'll go STRAIGHT through and take everything on the way out with it.
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                                                                                        • Rob
                                                                                          I'm a great bowler.
                                                                                          • Nov 2003
                                                                                          • 13310
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Update: I took some Pepto and it helped a little but I'm getting seriously dehydrated. The pain has subsided a bit but the cramps are coming on strong. That is some potent shit!

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                                                                                            • NoCarrier
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                                                                                                • Nat
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                                                                                                  • Sep 2001
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                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  ewww, why oh why did i scroll all the way down here..

                                                                                                  THANK YOU NoCarrier!

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                                                                                                    • Angie
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                                                                                                      • Sep 2002
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                                                                                                      Keep drinking water and good luck

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                                                                                                        • Evil1
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                                                                                                          • Mar 2002
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                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          Originally posted by HighOnAcid

                                                                                                          Bro, you couldn't even start to fathom the evils of prune juice! I have shit, I have shat, I have downright blew a fucking gasket! I don't have anything left to shit out but It feels like I have a Buick illegally parked in my colon!!!
                                                                                                          rofl!

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                                                                                                                • sumphatpimp
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                                                                                                                  • Aug 2002
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                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  after reading a few of your posts I came to the conclsion you were full of shit.
                                                                                                                  Guess I was right.

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                                                                                                                    • Rob
                                                                                                                      I'm a great bowler.
                                                                                                                      • Nov 2003
                                                                                                                      • 13310
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      Originally posted by sumphatpimp
                                                                                                                      after reading a few of your posts I came to the conclsion you were full of shit.
                                                                                                                      Guess I was right.
                                                                                                                      By reading a couple of your posts I came to the conclusion that you were twelve and home schooled. You just proved me right.

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                                                                                                                        • Rob
                                                                                                                          I'm a great bowler.
                                                                                                                          • Nov 2003
                                                                                                                          • 13310
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          Update 2: I actually feel fine now. The pains are gone and the shitting has ceased. I finally got something to eat and I'm alright! Thanks for your support! I couldn't have done it without you!

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                                                                                                                            • gornyhuy
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                                                                                                                              • May 2002
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                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              Sounds like fun... People pay a lot of money for those high colonics!

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                                                                                                                                • Head
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                                                                                                                                    • 69pornlinks
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                                                                                                                                      • Mar 2003
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                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      how old are you?
                                                                                                                                      Did you know what prune juice does to the body?
                                                                                                                                      What was the answer to the 1st question?
                                                                                                                                      It IS what it IS

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                                                                                                                                            • valley hina
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                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              good luck in the bathroom

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                                                                                                                                                • sexykitten
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                                                                                                                                                  This has to be the most hilarious thread I've read in a long time. Sorry for your pain, HOA, but you have to admit, it's fuckin' funny!
                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by HighOnAcid

                                                                                                                                                  What the fuck am I supposed to do with Cranberries? Shove them up my ass to stop the leakage? I'm afraid if I do, the propulsion from the shit will create little red missles, putting my co-workers into harm's way.

                                                                                                                                                  Imagine the 6:00 News, "6 Office Workers today were seriously injured by Shit Propelled Cranberries. Apparently one of their co-workers was an idiot for drinking a bottle of prune juice and then decided to shove cranberries up his ass to stop the leakage. He could not be reached for comments..."

                                                                                                                                                  Ugh, it hurts and I'm scared to laugh. I might jar something loose up there.

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                                                                                                                                                    • riosluts
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                                                                                                                                                      • Sep 2003
                                                                                                                                                      • 5250
                                                                                                                                                      #38
                                                                                                                                                      OMG why did you post that pic. OMG i almost threw up. And yeah prune juice is disgusting but its probably good for you

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                                                                                                                                                        • Turboface
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                                                                                                                                                            • Rob
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                                                                                                                                                              • Nov 2003
                                                                                                                                                              • 13310
                                                                                                                                                              #40
                                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by 69pornlinks
                                                                                                                                                              how old are you?
                                                                                                                                                              Did you know what prune juice does to the body?
                                                                                                                                                              What was the answer to the 1st question?
                                                                                                                                                              I'm 29 and in all my years was never warned of the extreme dangers of prune juice. This whole time I believed it was somthing mild that helped the elderly to be "regular" not a crippling beverage for anyone stupid enough to take a swig! Never in my wildest imagination would I think that prune juice was going to be that powerful, I shit you not!

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                                                                                                                                                                • myjah
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                                                                                                                                                                  • Sep 2003
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                                                                                                                                                                  #41
                                                                                                                                                                  on the bright side, you are really cleaning out your system. getting a whole new fresh start!
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                                                                                                                                                                    • Steve
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                                                                                                                                                                      • Feb 2001
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                                                                                                                                                                      have fun with the Von Trots, dude

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                                                                                                                                                                        • hottoddy
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                                                                                                                                                                          It is mild for some, explosive for others. Do you eat fruit much? Maybe your body freaked out ... "what's this shit? Must purge now !!!"
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