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EscortBiz · 09-02-2003, 06:30 PM

http://www.thefreepornshop.com/ultimate/

Limited number of affiliates, join now

lil2rich4u2 · 09-02-2003, 06:31 PM

oh shit, nice!

lil2rich4u2 · 09-02-2003, 06:32 PM

ok i joined!

skrowyenom · 09-02-2003, 06:37 PM

ummm... how do i cancel?

PornBroker · 09-02-2003, 06:37 PM

not enough.

$200 and you are on.

emthree · 09-02-2003, 06:38 PM

Wow

Pretty confident, I guess?

nobull · 09-02-2003, 06:38 PM

i will do it for a 10% revshare

Spunky · 09-02-2003, 06:41 PM

Where is the affiliate link?

PornBroker · 09-02-2003, 06:41 PM

"When you signup to our site you get:

........Thousands of Free Emails! "

EscortBiz · 09-02-2003, 06:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by spunky1
Where is the affiliate link?

a team of russian designers and indian programmers are working on it

Turboface · 09-02-2003, 06:43 PM

LMAO

EscortBiz · 09-02-2003, 06:44 PM

sad how many sites operate like that

PornBroker · 09-02-2003, 06:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by EscortBiz
sad how many sites operate like that

huh, I didn't see any probs.

you could retire after one signup.

JDog · 09-02-2003, 06:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by PornBroker

huh, I didn't see any probs.

you could retire after one signup.

LOL...no shit, i could really use a couple sign ups under that...LOL

C_U_Next_Tuesday · 09-02-2003, 06:57 PM

plsureking · 09-02-2003, 07:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by EscortBiz
http://www.thefreepornshop.com/ultimate/

Limited number of affiliates, join now

180 per signup. bullshit. fuck off.

chodadog · 09-02-2003, 07:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by plsureking

180 per signup. bullshit. fuck off.

Retard.

Turboface · 09-02-2003, 07:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by plsureking

180 per signup. bullshit. fuck off.

Pssst! Read the site, idiot.

PornBroker · 09-02-2003, 07:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by plsureking

180 per signup. bullshit. fuck off.

it's all true. trust me.

tony286 · 09-02-2003, 07:06 PM

Thank you I was in a pissed mood and you gave me a good laugh lol.

PornBroker · 09-02-2003, 07:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Turboface

Pssst! Read the site, idiot.

he's too busy posting, man.

DatingGold · 09-02-2003, 07:07 PM

$24.99 every 30 minutes! nice!

plsureking · 09-02-2003, 07:11 PM

okay funny. who's got time to look at all the stupid spam posted on this board. oh, nevermind, i got my answer. a whole list of them...

Theo · 09-02-2003, 07:14 PM

chowda · 09-02-2003, 08:44 PM

wow, id be a sucker not to buy a membership

Jimbo · 09-02-2003, 08:50 PM

OMFG

~Ray · 09-02-2003, 08:55 PM

ghey

InsaneGreen · 09-02-2003, 08:56 PM

that shits funny as hell. i hope its just a joke...
(the site itself, i know the $180 parts a joke)

EscortBiz · 09-02-2003, 08:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by InsaneGreen
that shits funny as hell. i hope its just a joke...
(the site itself, i know the $180 parts a joke)

YES ITS A JOKE!!!

brand0n · 09-02-2003, 08:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by EscortBiz
sad how many sites operate like that

there is a ton of money to be made in cross sales, but at risk of losing your member

its kinda a gamble and could go eather way

EscortBiz · 09-02-2003, 09:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by brand0n

there is a ton of money to be made in cross sales, but at risk of losing your member

its kinda a gamble and could go eather way

you are risking way more then losing a member, its crazy whats about to happen

night

gornyhuy · 09-02-2003, 09:04 PM

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cash69 · 09-02-2003, 09:06 PM

"3 Day FREE Trial - Credit Card will then be billed $24.99 every 30 minutes"

iif that shit is real.. they are gonna get 360,000$ chargebacks

PornBroker · 09-02-2003, 09:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by brand0n
there is a ton of money to be made in cross sales, but at risk of losing your member

A large program put up some numbers a while ago highlighting how much money they made from signups - in particular cross sells and email collection - with *very little* importance on recurring members.

Pornwolf · 09-02-2003, 09:52 PM

Classic

Yngwie · 09-02-2003, 10:19 PM

LMAO

As a FREE member you will get:

Over 1 Billion Pictures
Over 500,000 million movies.
A real pornstar will come to your house and give you a blowjob while you look at our movies!

crockett · 09-02-2003, 10:23 PM

Quote:

Over 1 Billion Pictures

that's a sure seller

lol check out the content after you hit submit

berg.the.red · 09-03-2003, 01:51 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by spunky1
Where is the affiliate link?

you have to sign up and be a member first ...

IntenseCash · 09-03-2003, 02:11 AM

LMAO. Even more funny that people thought it was real.

Seb From Holland · 09-03-2003, 02:46 AM

"I agree to the Terms & Conditions
If you charge back your purchase, we will kill you"

LOL

Roach · 09-03-2003, 02:59 AM

Slinx · 09-03-2003, 05:19 AM

!!!!Fuck, I'll charge back my money now!!!!

Nice site

PhotoGreggXXX · 09-03-2003, 05:24 AM

LMAO...love the boxes that can't be un-checked

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By checking the box to the left you are signing up that you will donate $500 to our kids college fund.

If the box is checked to the left, every time you make an internet purchase, we take 10% for handling fees. Your credit card will be automatically billed. We have a minimum purchase amount of $5000 a month. If you spend less than $5000 a month, we take a $150 penalty fee.

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By checking the box to the left, I am signing up to PornFraud.com for a week free trail. After that I will get billed $3.99 for every minute I am connected to the internet

Way tooooo funny

strobi · 09-03-2003, 05:25 AM

hahaha! funny shit!!

corvette · 09-03-2003, 08:24 AM

HAHAHAHA

baddog · 09-03-2003, 08:30 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by IntenseCash
LMAO. Even more funny that people thought it was real.

actually that part was scary

EscortBiz · 09-03-2003, 08:33 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by baddog

actually that part was scary

exactly!

allamerican2003 · 09-03-2003, 12:35 PM

Probono · 09-03-2003, 12:52 PM

Wonderful site, great consumer interface. I am just not sure if you should use Epoch or Ibill? It would certainly help their CB rations. LOL

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funniest shit I have seen in a long time lolol

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