Favorite pick-up lines
post your pick-up lines here
and i mean the funny one's but also the one's that work cause i need some help to pick up a
and i mean the funny one's but also the one's that work cause i need some help to pick up a
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wil je met me trouwen ?
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wanna fuck ?
... probably doesn´t work 999 times out of 1000 ... but if you ask like 1000 girls per night ... you´ll score every night !!Comment
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Hello, how are you?
i see you have braces
i have braces too
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"tell me about your favorite pickup-lines"
very popular one for the online gay dating scene.Comment
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im not into that scene sorry..http://www.surfrace.nl/signup.php?r=11955Comment
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Hi, my name is (insert name here), what's yours?
Then give her sincere compliment.Comment
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funkmaster,
you show me where i can meet 1,000 girls a night and im moving there
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And then bash her head in ...Originally posted by Spoonie Luv
Hi, my name is (insert name here), what's yours?
Then give her sincere compliment.MacDaddy Coder.Comment
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Here's an old favorite:
"Honey, you're so fine I'd eat the shit outta your ass just to see where it came from."- *** -Comment
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Are you from Tennessee ?? (No why ?)
Because you're the only Ten-I-See
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"We must go out in the yard and fuck like weasels, now!"
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Nice shoes, wanna fuck?
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"Start making large coin!"
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OMGOriginally posted by DrunkenMaster
MacDaddy Coder.Comment
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I actually tried that on a girl once, didn't work.Originally posted by Makingcoin
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Originally posted by XXXPaysiteDesign
I actually tried that on a girl once, didn't work.
I wanna fuck your shoes works !MacDaddy Coder.Comment
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"I've lost my phone number", while fumbling in pockets ",..... can I have yours?"Comment
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typical responses :Originally posted by funkmaster
wanna fuck ?
... probably doesn´t work 999 times out of 1000 ... but if you ask like 1000 girls per night ... you´ll score every night !!
500 women will tell you to fuck off
300 women will slap you in the face
150 women will kick you in the balls
49 women will say "yes but not with you"
1 will say yes and the pass out just as you get her panties offComment
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Seriously use this one, it makes them laugh and they cant really shoot you down anyway.....
"So you like stuff?"
and you can follow it up with anything too
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I prefer to use actions instead of words... the subtle but effective ass pinch works... or the under used breast rub is nice too.... gets the point across better i think.
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"Hey baby, I'm not that dirty."
or my famous one liner...
"My car always stalls when it sees a pretty girl."
That always melts them..who | grep -i blonde | date; cd ~; unzip; touch; strip; finger; mount; gasp; yes; uptime; umount; sleepComment
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mines... bitch get in the fucking car ...nowComment
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Your lame.Originally posted by hitman699
mines... bitch get in the fucking car ...now
And you wonder why they hit you with the pepper spray.Comment
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If you like my name, you're gonna love my number!
just a little bit naughtyComment
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sure i'm boring and have no charisma. but i'm a multi-millionaire!!we'll miss you our friend. RIPComment
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1) I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.
2) (Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Let's get you out of those wet clothes.
3) Nice legs... What time do they open?
4) Do you work for the post office? I thought I saw you checking out my package.
5) You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
6) Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
7) I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm only one talking to you.
8) I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed thrasher, have you seen one?
9) I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.
10) Wanna play army? I'll lie down and you can blow the hell outta me.
11) I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked.
12) You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
13) You must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy.
14) I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue.
15) If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by.
16) (Look down at your crotch) Well, it's not just going to suck itself.
17) You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.
18) You, Me, Whipped cream and Handcuffs. Any questions?
19) Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.
20) My name is ( )...remember that, you'll be screaming it later.
21) Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
22) Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
23) I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking?
24) Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I?
25) Do you wash your pants in Mr Sheen because I can see myself in them.Comment
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Originally posted by Khorne
6) Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
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DAMN!
I was going to say this one!...
TekArtOriginally posted by Khorne
24) Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I?
Sticks an stones may break my bones but words may devastate my inner child for ever!Comment
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English accent.
Nuff Said.
Edit: Bollox - scratch that. Not had any in fucking ages, so it's gotta be crap.This Space for RentComment
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Do you have any italian in you? No? Want some?
(if she says yes)
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"wanna go for a pizza and a fuck?" *gets slapped* "what the hell is wrong with you? dont you like pizza?Comment
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umm Bangkok?Originally posted by corvett
funkmaster,
you show me where i can meet 1,000 girls a night and im moving there
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16) (Look down at your crotch) Well, it's not just going to suck itself.
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Originally posted by funkmaster
wanna fuck ?
... probably doesn´t work 999 times out of 1000 ... but if you ask like 1000 girls per night ... you´ll score every night !!
that;s exactly how I lived my college days. goto the bar and keep asking till you go home with someone. ask enought times you're guarenteed to get laidThis dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!
Now read without the word dog.Comment
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Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist.
Go up to a someone at a bar or a dance and ask her: do you want a fuck... (wait for a second gauging her reaction)...ing drink?
Hey Baby! I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag!
Hey, baby, wanna lock crotches and swap gravy?
Hi, my name is {name}, I like peanut butter, wanna fuck?
I wanna put my thingy into your thingy.
I'm gonna have sex with you tonight so, you might as well be there.
Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to fuck you on the floor.
I'd like to get between your legs and eat my way straight to your heart...Comment
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sup neighborOriginally posted by kmanrox
umm Bangkok?
how are the chicken wings down there?If you need a good company for check writing services, then check out checkissuing, and for webhosting, check out Phoenix NAPComment
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Originally posted by quiet
sure i'm boring and have no charisma. but i'm a multi-millionaire!!
I bet that one gets u laidSig heil
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