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**lil2rich4u2** · 09-02-2003, 05:31 PM

oh shit, nice!

**lil2rich4u2** · 09-02-2003, 05:32 PM

ok i joined!

**skrowyenom** · 09-02-2003, 05:37 PM

ummm... how do i cancel?

**PornBroker** · 09-02-2003, 05:37 PM

not enough.

$200 and you are on.

**emthree** · 09-02-2003, 05:38 PM

Wow

Pretty confident, I guess?

**nobull** · 09-02-2003, 05:38 PM

i will do it for a 10% revshare

**Spunky** · 09-02-2003, 05:41 PM

Where is the affiliate link?

**PornBroker** · 09-02-2003, 05:41 PM

"When you signup to our site you get:

........Thousands of Free Emails! "

**EscortBiz** · 09-02-2003, 05:42 PM

Originally posted by spunky1
Where is the affiliate link?

a team of russian designers and indian programmers are working on it

**Turboface** · 09-02-2003, 05:43 PM

LMAO

**EscortBiz** · 09-02-2003, 05:44 PM

sad how many sites operate like that

**PornBroker** · 09-02-2003, 05:49 PM

Originally posted by EscortBiz
sad how many sites operate like that

huh, I didn't see any probs.

you could retire after one signup.

**JDog** · 09-02-2003, 05:54 PM

Originally posted by PornBroker

huh, I didn't see any probs.

you could retire after one signup.

LOL...no shit, i could really use a couple sign ups under that...LOL

**C_U_Next_Tuesday** · 09-02-2003, 05:57 PM

**plsureking** · 09-02-2003, 06:00 PM

Originally posted by EscortBiz
http://www.thefreepornshop.com/ultimate/

Limited number of affiliates, join now

180 per signup. bullshit. fuck off.

**chodadog** · 09-02-2003, 06:02 PM

Originally posted by plsureking

180 per signup. bullshit. fuck off.

Retard.

**Turboface** · 09-02-2003, 06:04 PM

Originally posted by plsureking

180 per signup. bullshit. fuck off.

Pssst! Read the site, idiot.

**PornBroker** · 09-02-2003, 06:05 PM

Originally posted by plsureking

180 per signup. bullshit. fuck off.

it's all true. trust me.

**tony286** · 09-02-2003, 06:06 PM

Thank you I was in a pissed mood and you gave me a good laugh lol.

**PornBroker** · 09-02-2003, 06:07 PM

Originally posted by Turboface

Pssst! Read the site, idiot.

he's too busy posting, man.

**DatingGold** · 09-02-2003, 06:07 PM

$24.99 every 30 minutes! nice!

**plsureking** · 09-02-2003, 06:11 PM

okay funny. who's got time to look at all the stupid spam posted on this board. oh, nevermind, i got my answer. a whole list of them...

**Theo** · 09-02-2003, 06:14 PM

LOL

**chowda** · 09-02-2003, 07:44 PM

wow, id be a sucker not to buy a membership

**Jimbo** · 09-02-2003, 07:50 PM

OMFG

**~Ray** · 09-02-2003, 07:55 PM

ghey

**InsaneGreen** · 09-02-2003, 07:56 PM

that shits funny as hell. i hope its just a joke...
(the site itself, i know the $180 parts a joke)

**EscortBiz** · 09-02-2003, 07:58 PM

Originally posted by InsaneGreen
that shits funny as hell. i hope its just a joke...
(the site itself, i know the $180 parts a joke)

YES ITS A JOKE!!!

**brand0n** · 09-02-2003, 07:59 PM

Originally posted by EscortBiz
sad how many sites operate like that

there is a ton of money to be made in cross sales, but at risk of losing your member

its kinda a gamble and could go eather way

**EscortBiz** · 09-02-2003, 08:01 PM

Originally posted by brand0n

there is a ton of money to be made in cross sales, but at risk of losing your member

its kinda a gamble and could go eather way

you are risking way more then losing a member, its crazy whats about to happen

night

**gornyhuy** · 09-02-2003, 08:04 PM

Thank you for your signup.

We also forgot to tell you that we also signed you up for a new long distance company for your telephone service, and re-routed your mail. You now have your own PO BOX, and we will charge you $150 per year. If you cancel this service you will have all your mail fowarded to you within 6-8 months.

To view all the movies and pictures please <a href="http://www.thehun.net">CLICK HERE</a>

**cash69** · 09-02-2003, 08:06 PM

"3 Day FREE Trial - Credit Card will then be billed $24.99 every 30 minutes"

iif that shit is real.. they are gonna get 360,000$ chargebacks

**PornBroker** · 09-02-2003, 08:20 PM

Originally posted by brand0n
there is a ton of money to be made in cross sales, but at risk of losing your member

A large program put up some numbers a while ago highlighting how much money they made from signups - in particular cross sells and email collection - with *very little* importance on recurring members.

**Pornwolf** · 09-02-2003, 08:52 PM

Classic

**Yngwie** · 09-02-2003, 09:19 PM

LMAO

As a FREE member you will get:

Over 1 Billion Pictures
Over 500,000 million movies.
A real pornstar will come to your house and give you a blowjob while you look at our movies!

**crockett** · 09-02-2003, 09:23 PM

Over 1 Billion Pictures

that's a sure seller

lol check out the content after you hit submit

**berg.the.red** · 09-03-2003, 12:51 AM

Originally posted by spunky1
Where is the affiliate link?

you have to sign up and be a member first ...

**IntenseCash** · 09-03-2003, 01:11 AM

LMAO. Even more funny that people thought it was real.

**Seb From Holland** · 09-03-2003, 01:46 AM

"I agree to the Terms & Conditions
If you charge back your purchase, we will kill you"

LOL

**Roach** · 09-03-2003, 01:59 AM

**Slinx** · 09-03-2003, 04:19 AM

!!!!Fuck, I'll charge back my money now!!!!

Nice site

**PhotoGreggXXX** · 09-03-2003, 04:24 AM

LMAO...love the boxes that can't be un-checked

By checking the box to the left I am signing up to ImGettingFucked.com for 4 days for 1.99. Your recurring subscription automatically renews at $79.95 every 30 hours.

By checking the box to the left I am signing up to TonsOfShittyPlugins.com for 3 hours free.Your recurring subscription automatically renews at $129.95 every 15 minutes

By checking the box to the left I am signing up to TonsOfShittyPlugins.com for 3 hours free.Your recurring subscription automatically renews at $179.95 every 15 minutes

By checking the box to the left you are signing up that you will donate $500 to our kids college fund.

If the box is checked to the left, every time you make an internet purchase, we take 10% for handling fees. Your credit card will be automatically billed. We have a minimum purchase amount of $5000 a month. If you spend less than $5000 a month, we take a $150 penalty fee.

By checking the box to the left, I am signing up to PornFraud.com for a week free trail. After that I will get billed $3.99 for every minute I am connected to the internet

By checking the box to the left, I am signing up to PornFraud.com for a week free trail. After that I will get billed $3.99 for every minute I am connected to the internet

Way tooooo funny

**strobi** · 09-03-2003, 04:25 AM

hahaha! funny shit!!

**corvette** · 09-03-2003, 07:24 AM

HAHAHAHA

**baddog** · 09-03-2003, 07:30 AM

Originally posted by IntenseCash
LMAO. Even more funny that people thought it was real.

actually that part was scary

**EscortBiz** · 09-03-2003, 07:33 AM

Originally posted by baddog

actually that part was scary

exactly!

**allamerican2003** · 09-03-2003, 11:35 AM

**Probono** · 09-03-2003, 11:52 AM

Wonderful site, great consumer interface. I am just not sure if you should use Epoch or Ibill? It would certainly help their CB rations. LOL

**AvsTgp** · 09-08-2003, 09:16 AM

funniest shit I have seen in a long time lolol

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