Things I'm Sick of in "Porn". You?

[The Porn Nerd]

Living a life of a pornmeister I, like most of you, "get to" (oh joy) watch seemingly endless hours of raw, nasty fucking. WooHoo! Except....well, I see some of the same shit over and over again that I CANNOT STAND TO LOOK AT ANYMORE so was just wondering if others felt the same way about some of these:

* Bald guys fucking. i do NOT want to watch some Nazi skinhead gym/roid fag pound some girl as she pretends to just "love it".

* Cumshots on the face. I know, how can someone complain about "the money shot"? Well, the girl usually jumps off the stunt dick so quick to "get in position" that it looks fucking ridiculous. Besides, some of these dudes need to jack it forever just to cum, after endlessly fucking like a machine. So isn't he just masturbatingon a chick? Ridiculous.

* Green couch sex. (Okay, ANY "bright colored" couch). The scene starts, we see a damn UGLY green couch, and boring mechanical sex. PLEASE get some new sets.

* Slapping, punching, choking, violent sex. I consider these scenes, where the guy is basically abusing the girl, 'consensual rape scenes' and I find them disgusting. Most 'adult performers' need to get angry (and/or drugged up) just to do these kins of scenes and, again, they make me sick.

* Let's see how many dicks we can fuck. Line 'em up, fuck the shit out of a girl...again, looks like consensual gang rape to me. And all those guys, dicks out, waiting to be serviced is totally gay to me.

* DP - c'mon people. This is 'freak sex'. Let's see how many cocks (or objects) we can stuff inside some holes. Gross. And guys: you basically have another dude's cock right next to yours or some dude laying on top of you. Gay.

* European anal sex. It's so common it's uninteresting. The same European/Russian girls moaning robotically as they take a giant cock up their poopster. These girls don't even know they're being fucked half the time as their minds just 'check out' (Czech out? hehe) and I find the sex boring as fuck.

* Facial abuse. When i get a blowjob I want to feel it, enjoy it - not ram my cock down some poor girl's mouth til she cries, gags, bleeds and God knows what else. Again, consensual rape and it's disgusting.

* Casting couch scenes. Either there's an endless supply of gullible dumb-ass whores out there (okay, probably) or people can be entertained by the same repetive shit forever. Watching the same boring "audition sex" on a fucking black leather couch, over and over again, is amazingly boring.

* Girls waving good-bye after a scene. Okay, we've just used and abused you as a sperm dumpster for twenty minutes, every hole is stretched out and you probably want be able to walk for a couple days, and there's a gallon of cum dripping down your face, and you were just hit, choked, gagged and called a 'fucking worthless whore', so smile and wave to the camera! Hi Dad!


I know - go watch sports instead. LOL
Feel free to add to this list.
What do YOU hate to see in porn?
What are YOU sick of in porn?

[BAKO]

This is so true

[Jel]

the birds spitting on cocks during oral. Wtf, real proper 'pteh' 'pteh' jobs as well. Does *nothing* and just makes me think wtf is that stupid cunt doing?

[Ross]

Originally Posted by Jel

the birds spitting on cocks during oral. Wtf, real proper 'pteh' 'pteh' jobs as well. Does *nothing* and just makes me think wtf is that stupid cunt doing?

[shake]

Also sick of all this... some new creativity would be nice, and would bring new sales too

I'm sure everyone is sick of it.

[alextokyo]

I'm not sure how to explain it, but girls who roll in their lips when sucking a dick. The lips should make a perfect suction cup around a cock. When the girl looks like she's disgusted to have a dick in her mouth, it's not good.

No:



No:



Yes:



Excuse the shemale.

Also, close ups of male assholes. I don't want to see that shit.

[EddyTheDog]

* Slapping, punching, choking, violent sex. I consider these scenes, where the guy is basically abusing the girl, 'consensual rape scenes' and I find them disgusting. Most 'adult performers' need to get angry (and/or drugged up) just to do these kins of scenes and, again, they make me sick.

I am with you on this one ...

[Tom_PM]

Good list.

[bronco67]

Male pornstars need to stop touching their dick. Let the girl handle it.

Also, I don't want to see any scene that doesn't have at least 5 girls.

[Barefootsies]

Sounds like it's time for you to retire.

Another 10 years from now, it will be the same thing.

[AllAboutCams]

i like the tying up stuff were the girl is fingered but not the over the top stuff like you mentioned. i carnt even believe that sells i like porn that could happen in real life. thats why i would rather look at solo girl than any other.

[The Porn Nerd]

These are some great additions! Yeah, spitting on dicks...can the girl show us in any more graphic way how much she DESPISES the dude she's sucking and what's she doing? It looks, to me, like she's angry at the cock/dude, hates him and his dick, so why....

Oh never mind, she does it for the $$$ and the drugs, forgot. :D

[2012]

i vote for more simulated necrophilia and amputee nub rubbing while we dance in the park barefoot

[AllAboutCams]

i really hate shemale's that look like men, for fucks sake im sure ive seen some with beards like this one

[SpicyM]

I agree on most of this. But I would like to add:

1. retarded seal-like moans from the start to the end

2. "ssssss yeah, ssssss yeah, ssssss yeah... "

3. phrases like "fuck me baby" , "fuck me harder", "oh yeah fuck me" etc..

4. models getting fucked, moaning and looking at the camera man or any other person behind the camera during the shoot at the same time

5. tattoos

6. stupid discussion during the sex

7. music

8. red warts on her twat from shaving

[Barry-xlovecam]

Some of this was cynically humorous but the violent sex, the excessive spitting and some of the stereotypical sets are too true.

I often wonder if this sort of presentation is really market driven or the interpretation of the consumer demand by the producers in this industry?

Copying old stale ideas is part of the problem ....

[BlackCrayon]

well what *do* you like? I dig the rough stuff myself. There is a reason so many girls are lining up to work with kink.com..they like it..shocking isn't it?

And for the 'rolling lips' that is done to keep the teeth from touching the dick. probably doesn't look the best but it feels good.

i find one girl, one guy pumping pussy for the same position on end boring as hell.

[fuzebox]

I really don't get facials, in porn or in real life. You go from having sex which is awesome, to masturbating near a chick which is kind of lame.

[SpicyM]

I like the way the classic Italian, French and Swedish porn films were shot in the 80s. Its a pleasure to watch... real people, real locations, real situations, real erotica

[AllAboutCams]

Originally Posted by BlackCrayon

well what *do* you like? I dig the rough stuff myself. There is a reason so many girls are lining up to work with kink.com..they like it..shocking isn't it?

And for the 'rolling lips' that is done to keep the teeth from touching the dick. probably doesn't look the best but it feels good.

What's rolling lips

[bigluv]

Peabody most of your list can be summarized as "I only like vanilla sex". But I dig the spirit of this, so -

What I hate is when porn is just boring. And I'd say a very high percentage of it is largely the same. A shitty 8 x 10 set, that is clearly a set, chick is not pretty and/or not made up and can't "act", both get completely naked in first 20 seconds and then just bang away plain meat on plain meat robotically for another 20 minutes.

I don't care how you do it but how about a little variety? set dressing, keep some minimal clothing on the girl, give us a little theme or tiny bit of story that carrys over into the fucking, etcetera.

I also wish the fucking guys behind the camera would shut the fuck up.

[Tom_PM]

I would say it's just whats produced. Just like back in ye olden days every porn movie was WAY too zoomed in where you could hardly tell what was on the screen. I mean nearly EVERY porno was that way. You can't tell me it was market driven, it was just ignorance in how to film sex IMHO until someone got smart.

[MrBottomTooth]

Take your fucking high heels off once you start fucking.

[Cherry7]

You must love our site, we have sex but none of your turn offs,,,,


except for a little spanking..

[1726cash]

One of my domains www.sickforporn.com Best enery

[AsianDivaGirlsWebDude]

Too many goofy looking tats....



ADG

[RevSand]

Originally Posted by bigluv

I don't care how you do it but how about a little variety? set dressing, keep some minimal clothing on the girl, give us a little theme or tiny bit of story that carrys over into the fucking, etcetera.

I also wish the fucking guys behind the camera would shut the fuck up.

Hate the yapping camera guys!

[CaptainHowdy]

[MarkDeus]

The list is long, but what I despise above everything are DPs.

I can,t understand why some people think this is hot. I mean, the only thing I see when I look at a DP, is a big male ass rim going up and down.

[IdealImageMgmt]

Porn now days is getting creative especially with the rise in technology. It's pretty good so far the only annoying tid bit I have about some of the porn that's out there are the extensive, corny story lines that make you wait for ever to see any action.

[LAJ]

That's a great list by the OP... I pretty much agree with all of it.

And while it isn't make me sick of porn... I'm not interested in most of those acts.

[SuckOnThis]

Yea camera guys need to shut the fuck up. You're behind the camera for a reason, keep it that way.

[CDSmith]

Originally Posted by SpicyM

5. tattoos

6. stupid discussion during the sex

7. music

Those three in particular are annoying peeves for me. Especially the idiots working the camera who can't shut up, and instead choose to run their mouths with that stupid whispering right in the camera's microphone thinking they're being "cool" when in fact I would wager most viewers would give anything to break a 2x4 over the guy's head.

The cliche cheesy music must go.

[u-Bob]

- tats on 'innocent' teens. (casting failure)

- women looking directly at the camera and doing something they probably consider to be 'acting'. (it looks fake. it's not hot. the viewer does not think you're looking directly at him. it ruins the scene).

- women that are aware of where the camera is and respond to it by moving parts of their body to offer the camera guy a better shot. (it looks fake. it ruins the scene.)

- camera guys that are incapable of keeping the camera still. (too much moving around ruins the scene).

- camera guys that are incapable of shooting a decent doggiestyle scene. (there's plenty of those. shoot from the side. keep that camera still. don't try any weird angles.)

- forgetting the face. (if you shove a huge dick up her ass, the viewer does not only want to see the dick in ass part but also the expression on her face. btw: again, ladies, don't ruin it by trying to 'act')

- big dick porn where the man isn't able to get his dick hard. (visit some surfer forums and count the number of comments about how Diesel for example can't even get his big dick hard half the time)

- male orgasm facial expressions. (who the hell wants to see the guy's face? I don't. customers don't want it either.)

- any glamor type porn (but that's just me. I fucking hate the soap opera effect)

- doggiestyle scenes where the guy is moving half a centimeter. (boring)

- fake cum (sigh)

- people who try to shoot a niche they don't understand and won't accept advice because "that's how they've always done things".

[CDSmith]

Originally Posted by MrBottomTooth

Take your fucking high heels off once you start fucking.

Cha ching, another annoyance for me. What is with all these porn girls who keep their big clomping shooZ on? In some scenes it works, but what is the point of keeping them on while getting nailed on a bed?

And while you're at it quit keeping your skirts wrapped around your waists. Take that shit off!

[Naughty-Pages]

Originally Posted by alextokyo

I'm not sure how to explain it, but girls who roll in their lips when sucking a dick. The lips should make a perfect suction cup around a cock. When the girl looks like she's disgusted to have a dick in her mouth, it's not good.

Ya, that grosses me out too..

I just always assume they are toothless whores without their dentures.. (cheap models who need to pay for their crack habit.... which caused the tooth loss to begin with)

[The Porn Nerd]

Originally Posted by BlackCrayon

well what *do* you like? I dig the rough stuff myself. There is a reason so many girls are lining up to work with kink.com..they like it..shocking isn't it?

Nothing at all against kink.com, they have a fantastic operation there. But I would say that most of the girls "lining up" for the rough stuff at kink.com are doing so because they can earn more $$$ being tied-up and gang-raped by five leather dudes than they can doing 'mainstream' porn these days.

How many LIKE it rough? Well, perhaps many, but I would say if you LIKE being treated like a cum dumpster then you have self-esteem problems (just my personal opinion), which is a notorious liability with sex workers. As my girlfriend said recently: "Make a girl feel like she's worthless and it's amazing what you can get her to do."

So I wouldn't come to too many conclusions based on girls wanting to shoot for kink.com. (But again, to be clear, kink.com does a fantastic job of catering to its' audience.)

Originally Posted by Cherry7

You must love our site, we have sex but none of your turn offs,,,,

I do actually!

[loreen]

Originally Posted by MisterPeabody

* Slapping, punching, choking, violent sex. I consider these scenes, where the guy is basically abusing the girl, 'consensual rape scenes' and I find them disgusting. Most 'adult performers' need to get angry (and/or drugged up) just to do these kins of scenes and, again, they make me sick.

Rough / violent sex scenes are my favorite.
But yes, the green couch, the bored actors, plain skinny tattooed models.. sick off

[sojproductions]

music, music, music, i absolutely hate music on a porn movie, those of you who add it in, STOP! no one likes it.

[ilnjscb]

I agree with you on all but audition - some of those are real, or realish, and they expose the less "prepared" side of things.

[RevSand]

Originally Posted by CDSmith

And while you're at it quit keeping your skirts wrapped around your waists. Take that shit off!

Thats usually left on to hide a girls belly when she is off the coke..

[SGS]

First ever thread on GFY that starts to address one of the REAL reasons that porn is dying on it's feet.

[SGS]

Originally Posted by BlackCrayon

And for the 'rolling lips' that is done to keep the teeth from touching the dick. probably doesn't look the best but it feels good.

That and often trying to avoid the herpes marks is the more likely reason.

[Dirty F]

Originally Posted by bigluv

Peabody most of your list can be summarized as "I only like vanilla sex". But I dig the spirit of this, so -

What I hate is when porn is just boring. And I'd say a very high percentage of it is largely the same. A shitty 8 x 10 set, that is clearly a set, chick is not pretty and/or not made up and can't "act", both get completely naked in first 20 seconds and then just bang away plain meat on plain meat robotically for another 20 minutes.

I don't care how you do it but how about a little variety? set dressing, keep some minimal clothing on the girl, give us a little theme or tiny bit of story that carrys over into the fucking, etcetera.

I also wish the fucking guys behind the camera would shut the fuck up.

Are you a woman?

[PornHero]

wow tough crowd...

one thing that annoys me is when the video ends 10 or 15 seconds after the guy blows his load...

10 minutes of talking before the fucking,
20 minutes of fucking
...and then 15 seconds after the orgasm

... just doesn't make sense. I love to see a hot girl right after she just had sex. Her face is flush with color and she is talking from the heart at that moment...I love to see her uncomfortableness as she tries to clear the sperm off her body/face and to hear what is going through her mind. There should be at least 2-3 minutes afterwards to capture those precious moments.

And while you're at it quit keeping your skirts wrapped around your waists. Take that shit off!

I actually like when they keep some clothes on especially their skirt... just goes to show you can't please everyone!

btw I love watching facials and I am not ashamed to admit it. The initial flinch reflex when the first shot hits her face never gets old.

To each his own!

[2MuchMark]

Originally Posted by Jel

the birds spitting on cocks during oral. Wtf, real proper 'pteh' 'pteh' jobs as well. Does *nothing* and just makes me think wtf is that stupid cunt doing?

EXACTLY !!!

What the hell is up with all of the SPITTING during sex? I don't want a whole lotta porn but whenever I come across it on late night TV all I see are girls spitting on guys cocks, or spitting into girls pussies. Tell me what brainiac porn director things this is something cool? or interesting? or sexy? It's none of these things. There are plenty of other things that can be used for lube that is much easier than a gob. Come on.

[LeRoy]

Oh fuck!!! All this time I've been jackin off to the wrong porn?

Link me to something good then.....

[2MuchMark]

I'll probably piss off some people for saying this, but the truth is, 99.99% of all porn is total shit.

- Lighting done by high school dropouts

- Talkative crew

- Horrible, horrible acting.

- Stupid camera angles.

- No story. None. Nada. Sorry, but I like a little mind-tease with my porn.

- Ass pimples. Come on.

- VERY BAD SOUND. Holy fuck doesn't anyone know how to use a boom Mic? Doesn't anyone think to turn off the noisy fans in the background or to tell the idiot crew to stand still and not shuffle their noisy feet during a shoot? For the pointless dialog pre-fuck scenes, give your actors a lapel mic at least.

- Editing. Trust me, everyone knows when you use the same sequence 2 or more times just to extend a scene.

/grumpy.

[Verbal]

I would be okay with not seeing the inside of someone's asshole anymore.

[JamesChoopa]

Preach on brother! haha