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Old 05-03-2012, 11:09 AM  
u-Bob
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- tats on 'innocent' teens. (casting failure)

- women looking directly at the camera and doing something they probably consider to be 'acting'. (it looks fake. it's not hot. the viewer does not think you're looking directly at him. it ruins the scene).

- women that are aware of where the camera is and respond to it by moving parts of their body to offer the camera guy a better shot. (it looks fake. it ruins the scene.)

- camera guys that are incapable of keeping the camera still. (too much moving around ruins the scene).

- camera guys that are incapable of shooting a decent doggiestyle scene. (there's plenty of those. shoot from the side. keep that camera still. don't try any weird angles.)

- forgetting the face. (if you shove a huge dick up her ass, the viewer does not only want to see the dick in ass part but also the expression on her face. btw: again, ladies, don't ruin it by trying to 'act')

- big dick porn where the man isn't able to get his dick hard. (visit some surfer forums and count the number of comments about how Diesel for example can't even get his big dick hard half the time)

- male orgasm facial expressions. (who the hell wants to see the guy's face? I don't. customers don't want it either.)

- any glamor type porn (but that's just me. I fucking hate the soap opera effect)

- doggiestyle scenes where the guy is moving half a centimeter. (boring)

- fake cum (sigh)

- people who try to shoot a niche they don't understand and won't accept advice because "that's how they've always done things".
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