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I'll probably piss off some people for saying this, but the truth is, 99.99% of all porn is total shit.
- Lighting done by high school dropouts
- Talkative crew
- Horrible, horrible acting.
- Stupid camera angles.
- No story. None. Nada. Sorry, but I like a little mind-tease with my porn.
- Ass pimples. Come on.
- VERY BAD SOUND. Holy fuck doesn't anyone know how to use a boom Mic? Doesn't anyone think to turn off the noisy fans in the background or to tell the idiot crew to stand still and not shuffle their noisy feet during a shoot? For the pointless dialog pre-fuck scenes, give your actors a lapel mic at least.
- Editing. Trust me, everyone knows when you use the same sequence 2 or more times just to extend a scene.
/grumpy.
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