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k0nr4d · 07-21-2008, 04:16 PM

little kids keep stealing my valve stem caps when i park outside my building. They cost fuck all but im getting sick of replacing them. The kids are like 10 years old and are probably putting them on their bikes because they are the shiny chrome kind...

Any ideas? I know exactly which 3 kids it is, I saw them leaving the last time and when I came out on the balcony when they were coming back i overheard "he's on the balcony" and they walked off.

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 07-21-2008, 04:29 PM

it's as simple as beating the fuck out of 3 ten year olds. what ar eyou, a total pussy?

Fresh · 07-21-2008, 04:31 PM

are they deflating your tires as well?

if not, just dont replace em. I mean, what do you really gain from them? unless you have TPS/monitors, you dont really need em

MetaMan · 07-21-2008, 04:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat

it's as simple as beating the fuck out of 3 ten year olds. what ar eyou, a total pussy?

exactly

wtf is with people these days, you cant even deal with 3 10 year olds? polish people are pussies, drop kick the little fuckers to the ground and i bet you they wont be touching your shit anymore.

the only way to get a point across is with a swift ass beating.

Ayla_SquareTurtle · 07-21-2008, 04:40 PM

You're either serious about stopping them or you aren't. If you aren't, they'll keep doing it. If you are, you'll film them stealing and then take the tape to their parents. If the parents get an attitude or refuse to do anything about it, you go to the cops. It's really the only thing you can do.

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 07-21-2008, 04:42 PM

follow them home and steal the brakepads from their bicycles...

MetaMan · 07-21-2008, 04:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat

follow them home and steal the brakepads from their bicycles...

MetaMan · 07-21-2008, 04:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Ayla_SquareTurtle

You're either serious about stopping them or you aren't. If you aren't, they'll keep doing it. If you are, you'll film them stealing and then take the tape to their parents. If the parents get an attitude or refuse to do anything about it, you go to the cops. It's really the only thing you can do.

wtf is with you pussy people these days?

"go tell the cops and their parents" fuck the cops and fuck the brats parents.
who the fuck goes whines to the cops about a fuckin tire cap? omfg you guys are LOSERS.

k0nr4d · 07-21-2008, 04:44 PM

i bought a shiny new set, so im gonna wait for a nice day and wait outside with my camera, take a pic then call the cops. Hopefully the cops wont laugh at me for reporting $2 valve stem caps as stolen, but its really a the principle of it.

They also jacked my neighbors Mercedes sign off his hood, so the next thing they are gonna be after is my bmw emblems, which means they are gonna fuck up the hood trying to get it off

TheDoc · 07-21-2008, 04:44 PM

Paint ball gun, sniper ambush style. It may take two or three times doing it but they will get the point.

MetaMan · 07-21-2008, 04:47 PM

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Originally Posted by k0nr4d

i bought a shiny new set, so im gonna wait for a nice day and wait outside with my camera, take a pic then call the cops. Hopefully the cops wont laugh at me for reporting $2 valve stem caps as stolen, but its really a the principle of it.

They also jacked my neighbors Mercedes sign off his hood, so the next thing they are gonna be after is my bmw emblems, which means they are gonna fuck up the hood trying to get it off

YOU ARE A FUCKING PUSSY

you are going to call the cops cause some kids stold your fucking valve stem?

OMFG I AM LOSIN IT! u losers crack me up

BradM · 07-21-2008, 04:47 PM

If you know who they are, threaten them. If they laugh, chase after them and knock one off his bike and kick the fucking shit out of him as a warning to the other 2. All of them will get it.

Ayla_SquareTurtle · 07-21-2008, 04:47 PM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan

wtf is with you pussy people these days?

"go tell the cops and their parents" fuck the cops and fuck the brats parents.
who the fuck goes whines to the cops about a fuckin tire cap? omfg you guys are LOSERS.

So it takes guts to beat up a 10 year old? I think not.

F U S I O N · 07-21-2008, 04:48 PM

I cant believe kids are still doing this. I had friends that did that sort of thing like 25 years ago....

Spunky · 07-21-2008, 04:48 PM

Put those cheap plastic ones on and they won't steal them

MetaMan · 07-21-2008, 04:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Ayla_SquareTurtle

So it takes guts to beat up a 10 year old? I think not.

o i have a problem i better call the cops!

deal with shit yourself. i wouldnt even call the cops if someone pulled a fuckin gat or tried to shank me.

some kids need a swift fucking ass beating, you want to bet you give them a swift one they will never do it again to you or anyone?

OMG VIOLENCE IS SOOO BAD! WE SHOULD CRADLE OUR CHILDREN AND GIVE THEM A STERN TALKING TO THAT ALWAYS DOES THE TRICK!

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 07-21-2008, 04:55 PM

stick the valve caps up your bum bum so when they steal them their fingers will be covered in your poo...

k0nr4d · 07-21-2008, 04:55 PM

I'd totally shitkick them if they were like 15 or 16, but i'd end up in jail for beating up some 10 year olds. There's always lots of people outside and on their balconies and stuff as there are many buildings in this neighborhood. There is no way i could do it without someone calling the cops on me, which they would because they wouldn't know the back-story.

Then what do i tell the cops? Uhh i beat up the 10 yr old because he stole my $2 valve caps?

I'm definitely gonna try threatening them, and take a picture of them. As i said I don't so much give a fuck about the caps its just the principle of it. I'm supposed to keep buying these things because some fucking asshole didn't pull his dick out of his wife in time? The kids parents can make them suffer far more then I can.

Ayla_SquareTurtle · 07-21-2008, 04:56 PM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan

o i have a problem i better call the cops!

deal with shit yourself. i wouldnt even call the cops if someone pulled a fuckin gat or tried to shank me.

some kids need a swift fucking ass beating, you want to bet you give them a swift one they will never do it again to you or anyone?

OMG VIOLENCE IS SOOO BAD! WE SHOULD CRADLE OUR CHILDREN AND GIVE THEM A STERN TALKING TO THAT ALWAYS DOES THE TRICK!

Uh, yeah... that's exactly what I said.... I actually don't even like kids and I think most people, including the parents of these little thieving brats, simply shouldn't reproduce. So, I actually agree with you in many respects, but:

1. beating up kids doesn't make you a tough guy nor does refusing to beat up a kid make you a "pussy"

and

2. people who beat up kids go to jail. Personally I don't think I'd like going to jail over some jackass kids, and I'm guessing the OP agrees.

If it were adults, I'd be all for an ass beating, but it's not.

Tom_PM · 07-21-2008, 04:56 PM

Catching them and dragging them to their house is the best answer for everyone. It solves your problem, it gets a parent involved, it teaches the kid you are not to be messed with. Later on the kid will respect your approach because it worked.

Happened to me and my brother when I was 7 or 8 and we'd run through this lady's yard and knocked down 3 or 4 garden gnomes. That lady popped up around the corner and grabbed both of us by our shirts and hauled us back home. Man it sucked, and our mother was mellow (boys will be boys), but she made a point to yell "Just wait til your father gets home!" and the lady was satisfied and stormed off to fix her toppled gnomes.

Mutt · 07-21-2008, 04:57 PM

video record them stealing and take it to the cops - they'll scare the shit out of them hopefully - i used to do that stuff when i was young and it wasn't until i got nabbed by the cops that i stopped - never seen a woman as insane as my mother that day, jeffrey dahmer's mother i'm sure wasn't as angry at her son for killing and eating people.

MetaMan · 07-21-2008, 04:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Ayla_SquareTurtle

Uh, yeah... that's exactly what I said.... I actually don't even like kids and I think most people, including the parents of these little thieving brats, simply shouldn't reproduce. So, I actually agree with you in many respects, but:

1. beating up kids doesn't make you a tough guy not does refusing to beat up a kid make you a "pussy"

and

2. people who beat up kids go to jail. Personally I don't think I'd like going to jail over some jackass kids, and I'm guessing the OP agrees.

If it were adults, I'd be all for an ass beating, but it's not.

O NO! WE MIGHT GO TO JAIL!

WHAT CAN I POSSIBLY DO!

I AM CALLING THE POLICE NOW

*dials 911* "HELLO SOMEONE IS STEALING MY VALVE CAPS" "go kick their ass yourself you pussy polak" *click*

O NO THE POLICE!!! OMG WHAT CAN I DO!!!! NOT THE POLICE! O NOOOO THEY ARE GONNA SEND ME TO JAIL!

Ayla_SquareTurtle · 07-21-2008, 05:00 PM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan

O NO! WE MIGHT GO TO JAIL!

WHAT CAN I POSSIBLY DO!

I AM CALLING THE POLICE NOW

*dials 911* "HELLO SOMEONE IS STEALING MY VALVE CAPS" "go kick their ass yourself you pussy polak" *click*

O NO THE POLICE!!! OMG WHAT CAN I DO!!!! NOT THE POLICE! O NOOOO THEY ARE GONNA SEND ME TO JAIL!

Ok well you have fun making no sense in here. I'm gonna go do something else.

k0nr4d · 07-21-2008, 05:01 PM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan

O NO! WE MIGHT GO TO JAIL!

WHAT CAN I POSSIBLY DO!

I AM CALLING THE POLICE NOW

*dials 911* "HELLO SOMEONE IS STEALING MY VALVE CAPS" "go kick their ass yourself you pussy polak" *click*

O NO THE POLICE!!! OMG WHAT CAN I DO!!!! NOT THE POLICE! O NOOOO THEY ARE GONNA SEND ME TO JAIL!

I don't know how it works in Canada, but over here if a dozen people see you beating the shit out of a 10 year old you're definitely going away for a few years.

MetaMan · 07-21-2008, 05:03 PM

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Originally Posted by k0nr4d

I don't know how it works in Canada, but over here if a dozen people see you beating the shit out of a 10 year old you're definitely going away for a few years.

canada IT IS LAW to beat kids up!

halfpint · 07-21-2008, 05:03 PM

Super Glue Works Wonders

MetaMan · 07-21-2008, 05:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Ayla_SquareTurtle

Ok well you have fun making no sense in here. I'm gonna go do something else.

YA GO AND CALL THE COPS MAYBE?

"HEY COPS THIS IS AYLA IM A BIG BABBBYYY, WAHH WAHH WAHHH!!!!!!"

cmannnnnn

k0nr4d · 07-21-2008, 05:04 PM

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Originally Posted by halfpint

Super Glue Works Wonders

what exactly am i supposed to superglue the kids to?

klaze · 07-21-2008, 05:05 PM

If you rat the kids out to their parents or the cops you are just asking for more trouble.

They won't stop doing it until you put the fear into them yourself...

Or just completely ignore the situation and don't replace the caps the kids will get bored of it and forget about it after a short while..

SexualDragon · 07-21-2008, 05:06 PM

coat them in shit

halfpint · 07-21-2008, 05:09 PM

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Originally Posted by k0nr4d

what exactly am i supposed to superglue the kids to?

Well you have two choices really

1. Super glue your caps on, then no fucker will ever steal them again

2 Super glue the caps to the kids fingers, that will teach the little bastards

k0nr4d · 07-21-2008, 05:10 PM

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Originally Posted by SexualDragon

coat them in shit

Yeah but they ill have valve caps covered in shit. What else could I coat them with?

What about those anti-theft ones? worth puttng on?

Phoenix · 07-21-2008, 05:38 PM

hook them up to a battery

car battery...then soak the ground to complete the circuit

halfpint · 07-21-2008, 05:43 PM

Here is the perfect solution to stop those kids from stealing your valve caps

Spunky · 07-21-2008, 05:50 PM

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Originally Posted by halfpint

Here is the perfect solution to stop those kids from stealing your valve caps

That would be great until he unloads his gun into the car.That would be a slick antitheft device if it was legal

MetaMan · 07-21-2008, 05:51 PM

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Originally Posted by k0nr4d

Yeah but they ill have valve caps covered in shit. What else could I coat them with?

What about those anti-theft ones? worth puttng on?

i suggest getting rid of your tires and puttin on skis instead:

PROBLEM SOLVED

halfpint · 07-21-2008, 05:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Spunky

That would be great until he unloads his gun into the car.That would be a slick antitheft device if it was legal

It is legal in South Africa

Iron Fist · 07-21-2008, 05:53 PM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan

canada IT IS LAW to beat kids up!

When's your beating scheduled for?

GeXus · 07-21-2008, 05:54 PM

You Fag... Stop Trying To Sound Cool And Brag About Having Chrome Valve Caps When We All Know You Have The Black Plastic Standard...

Grow Some Fuckin Balls You Poser

MetaMan · 07-21-2008, 05:54 PM

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Originally Posted by sharphead

When's your beating scheduled for?

no one is dum enough to step to me.

last guy who stepped to me got his face put in a fucking brick wall.

Manowar · 07-21-2008, 06:23 PM

let us know what you do

baddog · 07-21-2008, 06:28 PM

Coat them in crazy glue

After Shock Media · 07-21-2008, 06:29 PM

Thinly slice off the blade portion off of a few razor blades using a dremel. Then apply them sharp side out at slight angles to your caps using super glue. Then just remember to use a wrench when you decide to take them off or at least some thick leather gloves. Fairly sure they will only attempt to steal them one more time.

psili · 07-21-2008, 06:30 PM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan

no one is dum enough to step to me.

last guy who stepped to me got his face put in a fucking brick wall.

You're pretty bad-ass with an 8-bit guido plumber as your mascot.
Why not just throw a gerbil in that wheel and you and Richard Gere could be buddies.

-- apologies.
This thread is just too fucking ridiculous to not reply with anything else but clown shoes.
Sorry.

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 07-21-2008, 06:41 PM

coat them in diseased cum....

dav3 · 07-21-2008, 08:51 PM

coat the valve caps in AIDS

broke · 07-21-2008, 08:57 PM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan

no one is dum enough to step to me.

last guy who stepped to me got his face put in a fucking brick wall.

Do you have any clue as to how stupid you sound?

MetaMan · 07-21-2008, 09:00 PM

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Originally Posted by broke

Do you have any clue as to how stupid you sound?

i sound nothing like like you!

broke · 07-21-2008, 09:06 PM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan

i sound nothing like like you!

Wow - it's fun to watch you e-penis grow.

Do you honestly think you're scaring anyone by "keepin' it real"? Between you and DMX... I don't know how I sleep at night. ROTFL

MetaMan · 07-21-2008, 09:07 PM

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Originally Posted by broke

Wow - it's fun to watch you e-penis grow.

Do you honestly think you're scaring anyone by "keepin' it real"? Between you and DMX... I don't know how I sleep at night. ROTFL

probably with your boyfriends cock cuddling as far up your ass as possible?

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k0nr4d Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Poland Posts: 9,229	little kids keep stealing... little kids keep stealing my valve stem caps when i park outside my building. They cost fuck all but im getting sick of replacing them. The kids are like 10 years old and are probably putting them on their bikes because they are the shiny chrome kind... Any ideas? I know exactly which 3 kids it is, I saw them leaving the last time and when I came out on the balcony when they were coming back i overheard "he's on the balcony" and they walked off. __________________ Mechanical Bunny Media Mechbunny Tube Script \| Mechbunny Webcam Aggregator Script \| Custom Web Development

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F U S I O N Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 1,898	I cant believe kids are still doing this. I had friends that did that sort of thing like 25 years ago....

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