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broke · 07-21-2008, 09:11 PM

50 wannabes

sinmaster · 07-21-2008, 09:57 PM

F-U-Jimmy · 07-21-2008, 10:12 PM

Potassium Cyanide works wonders, a few crystals mixed with a drop of water then placed on the valve. It dries quickly and when they get it on their fingers they are as good as gone

papill0n · 07-22-2008, 12:04 AM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan

no one is dum enough to step to me.

last guy who stepped to me got his face put in a fucking brick wall.

BusterBunny · 07-22-2008, 12:19 AM

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Originally Posted by F-U-Jimmy

Potassium Cyanide works wonders, a few crystals mixed with a drop of water then placed on the valve. It dries quickly and when they get it on their fingers they are as good as gone

i was gonna say lsd but that is pretty nice

JamesK · 07-22-2008, 02:17 AM

Chase them with a machete, that'll do the trick

bloggingseo · 07-22-2008, 02:25 AM

I still think that it's the point of it. Those little kids are thieves, maybe their parents don't know if they work a lot or the kids are sneaky as hell or something, I've seen it before! Get those little kids caught and get their parents called, maybe their parents will get their asses! Sometimes a pissed off Dad is all it takes to a dissuade a kid from stealing. I know, I know some parents are shitty and don't care but maybe one of theirs does. You wouldn't want your kid stealing something from someone and getting away with it, would you?

Superterrorizer · 07-22-2008, 03:02 AM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan

you are going to call the cops cause some kids stold your fucking valve stem?

If you're going to troll, at least troll the correct topic. He's talking about the caps, not the stems. Like a fucking 10 year old knows what a valve stem is. You are living proof of that.

Mssimpson · 07-22-2008, 03:39 AM

Record them doing ti then call the cops

tranza · 07-22-2008, 04:04 AM

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Originally Posted by k0nr4d

little kids keep stealing my valve stem caps when i park outside my building. They cost fuck all but im getting sick of replacing them. The kids are like 10 years old and are probably putting them on their bikes because they are the shiny chrome kind...

Any ideas? I know exactly which 3 kids it is, I saw them leaving the last time and when I came out on the balcony when they were coming back i overheard "he's on the balcony" and they walked off.

Call the police after beat them!

GTS Mark · 07-22-2008, 04:51 AM

2 words... Paint gun

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bloggingseo Confirmed User Join Date: May 2007 Location: Austin Posts: 1,793	I still think that it's the point of it. Those little kids are thieves, maybe their parents don't know if they work a lot or the kids are sneaky as hell or something, I've seen it before! Get those little kids caught and get their parents called, maybe their parents will get their asses! Sometimes a pissed off Dad is all it takes to a dissuade a kid from stealing. I know, I know some parents are shitty and don't care but maybe one of theirs does. You wouldn't want your kid stealing something from someone and getting away with it, would you? __________________ Writing mainstream and adult since 2003 Hit me up ICQ 375089597

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