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  • k0nr4d
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    • Aug 2006
    • 9231

    #1

    little kids keep stealing...

    little kids keep stealing my valve stem caps when i park outside my building. They cost fuck all but im getting sick of replacing them. The kids are like 10 years old and are probably putting them on their bikes because they are the shiny chrome kind...

    Any ideas? I know exactly which 3 kids it is, I saw them leaving the last time and when I came out on the balcony when they were coming back i overheard "he's on the balcony" and they walked off.
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  • Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life
    (felis madjewicus)
    • Jul 2006
    • 20368

    #2
    it's as simple as beating the fuck out of 3 ten year olds. what ar eyou, a total pussy?

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    • Fresh
      • Mar 2005
      • 4920

      #3
      are they deflating your tires as well?

      if not, just dont replace em. I mean, what do you really gain from them? unless you have TPS/monitors, you dont really need em


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      • MetaMan
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        • Jan 2003
        • 28682

        #4
        Originally posted by Angry Jew Cat
        it's as simple as beating the fuck out of 3 ten year olds. what ar eyou, a total pussy?
        exactly

        wtf is with people these days, you cant even deal with 3 10 year olds? polish people are pussies, drop kick the little fuckers to the ground and i bet you they wont be touching your shit anymore.

        the only way to get a point across is with a swift ass beating.

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        • Ayla_SquareTurtle
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          • Sep 2005
          • 3550

          #5
          You're either serious about stopping them or you aren't. If you aren't, they'll keep doing it. If you are, you'll film them stealing and then take the tape to their parents. If the parents get an attitude or refuse to do anything about it, you go to the cops. It's really the only thing you can do.
          gone. long gone.

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          • Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life
            (felis madjewicus)
            • Jul 2006
            • 20368

            #6
            follow them home and steal the brakepads from their bicycles...

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            • MetaMan
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              • Jan 2003
              • 28682

              #7
              Originally posted by Angry Jew Cat
              follow them home and steal the brakepads from their bicycles...

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              • MetaMan
                I AM WEB 2.0
                • Jan 2003
                • 28682

                #8
                Originally posted by Ayla_SquareTurtle
                You're either serious about stopping them or you aren't. If you aren't, they'll keep doing it. If you are, you'll film them stealing and then take the tape to their parents. If the parents get an attitude or refuse to do anything about it, you go to the cops. It's really the only thing you can do.
                wtf is with you pussy people these days?

                "go tell the cops and their parents" fuck the cops and fuck the brats parents.
                who the fuck goes whines to the cops about a fuckin tire cap? omfg you guys are LOSERS.

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                • k0nr4d
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                  • Aug 2006
                  • 9231

                  #9
                  i bought a shiny new set, so im gonna wait for a nice day and wait outside with my camera, take a pic then call the cops. Hopefully the cops wont laugh at me for reporting $2 valve stem caps as stolen, but its really a the principle of it.

                  They also jacked my neighbors Mercedes sign off his hood, so the next thing they are gonna be after is my bmw emblems, which means they are gonna fuck up the hood trying to get it off
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                  • TheDoc
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                    • Jul 2001
                    • 13827

                    #10
                    Paint ball gun, sniper ambush style. It may take two or three times doing it but they will get the point.
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                    • MetaMan
                      I AM WEB 2.0
                      • Jan 2003
                      • 28682

                      #11
                      Originally posted by k0nr4d
                      i bought a shiny new set, so im gonna wait for a nice day and wait outside with my camera, take a pic then call the cops. Hopefully the cops wont laugh at me for reporting $2 valve stem caps as stolen, but its really a the principle of it.

                      They also jacked my neighbors Mercedes sign off his hood, so the next thing they are gonna be after is my bmw emblems, which means they are gonna fuck up the hood trying to get it off
                      YOU ARE A FUCKING PUSSY


                      you are going to call the cops cause some kids stold your fucking valve stem?

                      OMFG I AM LOSIN IT! u losers crack me up

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                      • BradM
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                        • Dec 2003
                        • 3397

                        #12
                        If you know who they are, threaten them. If they laugh, chase after them and knock one off his bike and kick the fucking shit out of him as a warning to the other 2. All of them will get it.

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                        • Ayla_SquareTurtle
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                          • Sep 2005
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                          #13
                          Originally posted by MetaMan
                          wtf is with you pussy people these days?

                          "go tell the cops and their parents" fuck the cops and fuck the brats parents.
                          who the fuck goes whines to the cops about a fuckin tire cap? omfg you guys are LOSERS.
                          So it takes guts to beat up a 10 year old? I think not.
                          gone. long gone.

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                          • F U S I O N
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                            • Jan 2006
                            • 1898

                            #14
                            I cant believe kids are still doing this. I had friends that did that sort of thing like 25 years ago....

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                            • Spunky
                              I need a beer
                              • Jun 2002
                              • 133978

                              #15
                              Put those cheap plastic ones on and they won't steal them

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                              • MetaMan
                                I AM WEB 2.0
                                • Jan 2003
                                • 28682

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Ayla_SquareTurtle
                                So it takes guts to beat up a 10 year old? I think not.
                                o i have a problem i better call the cops!

                                deal with shit yourself. i wouldnt even call the cops if someone pulled a fuckin gat or tried to shank me.

                                some kids need a swift fucking ass beating, you want to bet you give them a swift one they will never do it again to you or anyone?

                                OMG VIOLENCE IS SOOO BAD! WE SHOULD CRADLE OUR CHILDREN AND GIVE THEM A STERN TALKING TO THAT ALWAYS DOES THE TRICK!
                                Last edited by MetaMan; 07-21-2008, 03:50 PM.

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                                • Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life
                                  (felis madjewicus)
                                  • Jul 2006
                                  • 20368

                                  #17
                                  stick the valve caps up your bum bum so when they steal them their fingers will be covered in your poo...

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                                  • k0nr4d
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                                    • Aug 2006
                                    • 9231

                                    #18
                                    I'd totally shitkick them if they were like 15 or 16, but i'd end up in jail for beating up some 10 year olds. There's always lots of people outside and on their balconies and stuff as there are many buildings in this neighborhood. There is no way i could do it without someone calling the cops on me, which they would because they wouldn't know the back-story.

                                    Then what do i tell the cops? Uhh i beat up the 10 yr old because he stole my $2 valve caps?

                                    I'm definitely gonna try threatening them, and take a picture of them. As i said I don't so much give a fuck about the caps its just the principle of it. I'm supposed to keep buying these things because some fucking asshole didn't pull his dick out of his wife in time? The kids parents can make them suffer far more then I can.
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                                    • Ayla_SquareTurtle
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                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by MetaMan
                                      o i have a problem i better call the cops!

                                      deal with shit yourself. i wouldnt even call the cops if someone pulled a fuckin gat or tried to shank me.

                                      some kids need a swift fucking ass beating, you want to bet you give them a swift one they will never do it again to you or anyone?

                                      OMG VIOLENCE IS SOOO BAD! WE SHOULD CRADLE OUR CHILDREN AND GIVE THEM A STERN TALKING TO THAT ALWAYS DOES THE TRICK!
                                      Uh, yeah... that's exactly what I said.... I actually don't even like kids and I think most people, including the parents of these little thieving brats, simply shouldn't reproduce. So, I actually agree with you in many respects, but:

                                      1. beating up kids doesn't make you a tough guy nor does refusing to beat up a kid make you a "pussy"

                                      and

                                      2. people who beat up kids go to jail. Personally I don't think I'd like going to jail over some jackass kids, and I'm guessing the OP agrees.

                                      If it were adults, I'd be all for an ass beating, but it's not.
                                      gone. long gone.

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                                      • Tom_PM
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                                        • Feb 2005
                                        • 16443

                                        #20
                                        Catching them and dragging them to their house is the best answer for everyone. It solves your problem, it gets a parent involved, it teaches the kid you are not to be messed with. Later on the kid will respect your approach because it worked.

                                        Happened to me and my brother when I was 7 or 8 and we'd run through this lady's yard and knocked down 3 or 4 garden gnomes. That lady popped up around the corner and grabbed both of us by our shirts and hauled us back home. Man it sucked, and our mother was mellow (boys will be boys), but she made a point to yell "Just wait til your father gets home!" and the lady was satisfied and stormed off to fix her toppled gnomes.
                                        Last edited by Tom_PM; 07-21-2008, 03:58 PM.
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                                        • Mutt
                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                          • Sep 2002
                                          • 34431

                                          #21
                                          video record them stealing and take it to the cops - they'll scare the shit out of them hopefully - i used to do that stuff when i was young and it wasn't until i got nabbed by the cops that i stopped - never seen a woman as insane as my mother that day, jeffrey dahmer's mother i'm sure wasn't as angry at her son for killing and eating people.
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                                          • MetaMan
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                                            • Jan 2003
                                            • 28682

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Ayla_SquareTurtle
                                            Uh, yeah... that's exactly what I said.... I actually don't even like kids and I think most people, including the parents of these little thieving brats, simply shouldn't reproduce. So, I actually agree with you in many respects, but:

                                            1. beating up kids doesn't make you a tough guy not does refusing to beat up a kid make you a "pussy"

                                            and

                                            2. people who beat up kids go to jail. Personally I don't think I'd like going to jail over some jackass kids, and I'm guessing the OP agrees.

                                            If it were adults, I'd be all for an ass beating, but it's not.
                                            O NO! WE MIGHT GO TO JAIL!

                                            WHAT CAN I POSSIBLY DO!

                                            I AM CALLING THE POLICE NOW

                                            *dials 911* "HELLO SOMEONE IS STEALING MY VALVE CAPS" "go kick their ass yourself you pussy polak" *click*

                                            O NO THE POLICE!!! OMG WHAT CAN I DO!!!! NOT THE POLICE! O NOOOO THEY ARE GONNA SEND ME TO JAIL!

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                                            • Ayla_SquareTurtle
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Sep 2005
                                              • 3550

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by MetaMan
                                              O NO! WE MIGHT GO TO JAIL!

                                              WHAT CAN I POSSIBLY DO!

                                              I AM CALLING THE POLICE NOW

                                              *dials 911* "HELLO SOMEONE IS STEALING MY VALVE CAPS" "go kick their ass yourself you pussy polak" *click*

                                              O NO THE POLICE!!! OMG WHAT CAN I DO!!!! NOT THE POLICE! O NOOOO THEY ARE GONNA SEND ME TO JAIL!
                                              Ok well you have fun making no sense in here. I'm gonna go do something else.
                                              gone. long gone.

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                                              • k0nr4d
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                                                • Aug 2006
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                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by MetaMan
                                                O NO! WE MIGHT GO TO JAIL!

                                                WHAT CAN I POSSIBLY DO!

                                                I AM CALLING THE POLICE NOW

                                                *dials 911* "HELLO SOMEONE IS STEALING MY VALVE CAPS" "go kick their ass yourself you pussy polak" *click*

                                                O NO THE POLICE!!! OMG WHAT CAN I DO!!!! NOT THE POLICE! O NOOOO THEY ARE GONNA SEND ME TO JAIL!
                                                I don't know how it works in Canada, but over here if a dozen people see you beating the shit out of a 10 year old you're definitely going away for a few years.
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                                                • MetaMan
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                                                  • Jan 2003
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                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by k0nr4d
                                                  I don't know how it works in Canada, but over here if a dozen people see you beating the shit out of a 10 year old you're definitely going away for a few years.
                                                  canada IT IS LAW to beat kids up!

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                                                  • halfpint
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                                                    #26
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                                                    • MetaMan
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                                                      • Jan 2003
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                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by Ayla_SquareTurtle
                                                      Ok well you have fun making no sense in here. I'm gonna go do something else.
                                                      YA GO AND CALL THE COPS MAYBE?

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                                                      • k0nr4d
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                                                        • Aug 2006
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                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by halfpint
                                                        Super Glue Works Wonders
                                                        what exactly am i supposed to superglue the kids to?
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                                                        • klaze
                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                          • May 2008
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                                                          #29
                                                          If you rat the kids out to their parents or the cops you are just asking for more trouble.

                                                          They won't stop doing it until you put the fear into them yourself...

                                                          Or just completely ignore the situation and don't replace the caps the kids will get bored of it and forget about it after a short while..

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                                                          • SexualDragon
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                                                            • Aug 2006
                                                            • 3038

                                                            #30
                                                            coat them in shit
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                                                            • halfpint
                                                              GFY's Halfpint
                                                              • Jun 2007
                                                              • 15223

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by k0nr4d
                                                              what exactly am i supposed to superglue the kids to?
                                                              Well you have two choices really

                                                              1. Super glue your caps on, then no fucker will ever steal them again

                                                              2 Super glue the caps to the kids fingers, that will teach the little bastards

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                                                              • k0nr4d
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                                                                • Aug 2006
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                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by SexualDragon
                                                                coat them in shit
                                                                Yeah but they ill have valve caps covered in shit. What else could I coat them with?

                                                                What about those anti-theft ones? worth puttng on?
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                                                                • Phoenix
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                                                                  • Nov 2002
                                                                  • 35475

                                                                  #33
                                                                  hook them up to a battery

                                                                  car battery...then soak the ground to complete the circuit
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                                                                  • halfpint
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                                                                    • Jun 2007
                                                                    • 15223

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Here is the perfect solution to stop those kids from stealing your valve caps


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                                                                    • Spunky
                                                                      I need a beer
                                                                      • Jun 2002
                                                                      • 133978

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by halfpint
                                                                      Here is the perfect solution to stop those kids from stealing your valve caps

                                                                      That would be great until he unloads his gun into the car.That would be a slick antitheft device if it was legal

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                                                                      • MetaMan
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                                                                        • Jan 2003
                                                                        • 28682

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by k0nr4d
                                                                        Yeah but they ill have valve caps covered in shit. What else could I coat them with?

                                                                        What about those anti-theft ones? worth puttng on?
                                                                        i suggest getting rid of your tires and puttin on skis instead:


                                                                        PROBLEM SOLVED

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                                                                        • halfpint
                                                                          GFY's Halfpint
                                                                          • Jun 2007
                                                                          • 15223

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by Spunky
                                                                          That would be great until he unloads his gun into the car.That would be a slick antitheft device if it was legal
                                                                          It is legal in South Africa

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                                                                          • Iron Fist
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                                                                            • Dec 2006
                                                                            • 23400

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by MetaMan
                                                                            canada IT IS LAW to beat kids up!
                                                                            When's your beating scheduled for?
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                                                                            • GeXus
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                                                                              • May 2003
                                                                              • 3320

                                                                              #39
                                                                              You Fag... Stop Trying To Sound Cool And Brag About Having Chrome Valve Caps When We All Know You Have The Black Plastic Standard...

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                                                                              • MetaMan
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                                                                                • Jan 2003
                                                                                • 28682

                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by sharphead
                                                                                When's your beating scheduled for?
                                                                                no one is dum enough to step to me.

                                                                                last guy who stepped to me got his face put in a fucking brick wall.

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                                                                                • Manowar
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                                                                                  • Dec 2003
                                                                                  • 71528

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  let us know what you do

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                                                                                  • baddog
                                                                                    So Fucking Banned
                                                                                    • Apr 2001
                                                                                    • 107089

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Coat them in crazy glue

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                                                                                      • 35299

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Thinly slice off the blade portion off of a few razor blades using a dremel. Then apply them sharp side out at slight angles to your caps using super glue. Then just remember to use a wrench when you decide to take them off or at least some thick leather gloves. Fairly sure they will only attempt to steal them one more time.

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                                                                                      • psili
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                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by MetaMan
                                                                                        no one is dum enough to step to me.

                                                                                        last guy who stepped to me got his face put in a fucking brick wall.
                                                                                        You're pretty bad-ass with an 8-bit guido plumber as your mascot.
                                                                                        Why not just throw a gerbil in that wheel and you and Richard Gere could be buddies.

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                                                                                        This thread is just too fucking ridiculous to not reply with anything else but clown shoes.
                                                                                        Sorry.
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                                                                                        • Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life
                                                                                          (felis madjewicus)
                                                                                          • Jul 2006
                                                                                          • 20368

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          coat them in diseased cum....

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                                                                                          • dav3
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                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            coat the valve caps in AIDS
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                                                                                            • broke
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                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Originally posted by MetaMan
                                                                                              no one is dum enough to step to me.

                                                                                              last guy who stepped to me got his face put in a fucking brick wall.
                                                                                              Do you have any clue as to how stupid you sound?
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                                                                                              • MetaMan
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                                                                                                • Jan 2003
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                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Originally posted by broke
                                                                                                Do you have any clue as to how stupid you sound?
                                                                                                i sound nothing like like you!

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                                                                                                • broke
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                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Originally posted by MetaMan
                                                                                                  i sound nothing like like you!
                                                                                                  Wow - it's fun to watch you e-penis grow.

                                                                                                  Do you honestly think you're scaring anyone by "keepin' it real"? Between you and DMX... I don't know how I sleep at night. ROTFL
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                                                                                                  • MetaMan
                                                                                                    I AM WEB 2.0
                                                                                                    • Jan 2003
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                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    Originally posted by broke
                                                                                                    Wow - it's fun to watch you e-penis grow.

                                                                                                    Do you honestly think you're scaring anyone by "keepin' it real"? Between you and DMX... I don't know how I sleep at night. ROTFL
                                                                                                    probably with your boyfriends cock cuddling as far up your ass as possible?

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