davidd

Go find the locked box that contains your balls and put them back on.

Peaches

Perfectly said

Jet Redux

the guy is a pussy whipped loser

i bet he was trying to score with the female posters here

the idiot can't even get his own title right - "Vidi Vici Veni"


show off moron

Jet Redux

You are missing one thing.

I could be as ugly and nasty as they come, and women would still line up to take facials from me. All i need is money.

Women on the other hand are totally fucked once they lose their looks. It's the only commodity they have.

Z

If you weren't so busy looking for reasons to rag on people, you'd notice the number of people (women in particular) who agreed with my perfectly sensible and completely honest comment.

You'd also realize that my title is, "I saw, I conquered, I came" which is both a fitting play on the original quote for GFY and pretty fuckin' funny.

Grow up chump. I'm far from pussy whipped (though I occasionally have abrasion marks from pussy) and I don't need to impress the ladies here. Those I'm not already good friends with, I've probably had sex with.

Tom_PM

Welcome to Earth, visitor from a far away and backwards planet.

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Peaches

Yeah, because we never have any money unless a guy has given it to us.

Jet is a perfect example of why smart women don't date idiots.

Jet Redux

Actually, that is correct. VERY few women can keep up with the kind of money men make - because women are too mentally fucked and unstable. Most of the time you just leech off whaever you can.


smart women is an oxymoron

Vicious_B

So basically the only way you ever get laid is by paying for it. Oh yeah dude your living the life! Im so sorry I wouldnt measure up to your "standards" being Ive had kids. Im sure Im missing out.

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it never ceases to amaze me the amount of negative shit people spout off about women on these boards
more gfy than others

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bloggingseo

What broke says is true guys! Do research! Your abdominal wall seperates and the skin stretches beyond its limit. You can work out 3-4 hours a day. Sure you can make it smaller but you can't exercise away stretched skin. Haven't you guys ever seen the people who lost a ton of weight and have all that extra skin ? It's the same thing for a lot of people after having a baby no matter how many crunches, sit ups, or toning exercises they do to try and make it tight. It will be tighter and smaller, but never perfectly flat without lipo or a tummy tuck. As far as stretch marks go, they fade but never go away.

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kristin

How does a woman stay married to a guy who drinks so much beer he has the 9 month pregnant belly all the time with no kid in there?

I'm not a femi kind of person, but it cracks me up when males don't think their figure might go or already has gone to shit.

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Not really ... an ugly woman can get laid way easier than an ugly guy.

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AnniKN

Yup - and not only with pregnancy! I've met people who have gained or lost like 20 pounds in a month and don't get stretch marks and people who have really bad stretch marks even when they've been slim their entire life

LMAO! Sagginess, weight gain and if not stretch marks, lots of wrinkles will happen anyway even if you don't have kids when you get old dear

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Jet Redux

Every man is paying to get laid - one way or another.

Jet Redux

you're missing the point. it's like this:

- men want to get laid by hot girls.
- women want a meal ticket.

once a woman loses the single thing that she has going for her - her looks - it becomes very hard to find a man who would be interested in her.

Peaches

No, we get it from ugly fat old idiots who have to pay for sex like you described - either literally or the millions women have made off the internet Thank goodness for horny men on the internet who can't get a real woman - they've certainly paid for several of my toys, vacations, houses, land, etc.

AnniKN

Not necessarily... occassionally the ugly fat dude is the one signing your checks for your Math Research PhD grant.

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Peaches

Tell my 70 year old mother that. She has a guy who's so madly in love with her it's amazing. He's rich, good looking, smart and funny. And she's had 2 kids and has stretch marks and is saggy

seeric

pete has 11 ewok babies.

Jet Redux

it's not that. it's just the fact that men would rather use their own hand to relieve themselves that deal with batshit insane bitches. you're just not worth the effort.

enjoy while it lasts. then come crawling back asking men to allow you to do more facials, double anal and other humiliating porn.

money is only paper. but we just have to snap our fingers and you bitches start jumping hoops

Jet Redux

This is true. There must be thousands porn companies out there - every single one owned by men.

Drake

I think it's mostly genetics. For some, it will cause stretch marks and change in body shape. Others recover almost completely where you can't even tell they had a child.

Tom_PM

lol be careful Peaches, you better whip yourself into killer shape before you starve. Poor thing How will you ever survive? Better find a man to worry about it for ya though, after all.. we cant have you worrying your pretty little head about it. Is dinner ready?

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silvercash amber

what an amazing pic!! the site is great, i would love to do a shoot like that

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Peaches

I just need some comfortable shoes for my street walking so I can pay some of the bills, and I'm all set. Got $50 I can borrow?

silvercash amber

yea im cool for right now on kids, no need to make my ass any fatter than it already is

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Tom_PM

Sorry, gonna have to earn it, lmao

What a fun thread this was, lol.

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trishauptown

I thought it was a boob at first!!! lol!!!

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stev0

I have some friends with kids that still look great, just because you've had a kid doesn't mean you have to let yourself go. Sure you've got some extra chub to deal with, but if you care about it then hit the gym and get back in shape.

The human body is made for having children throughout a lifetime, we're not salmon yo ;)

bausch

TUMMY TUCK!

I am afraid of pain and afraid of death but my vanity is so strong I think I would endure it if my looks depend on it. I heard a tummy tuck hurts a lot though, I know someone who had it and thought she was going to die.

bausch

You cannot exercise away LOOSE SKIN and SAGGY TITS. You can lose excess fat but STILL have loose skin and saggy tits. Only thing that will cure that is plastic surgery. I am ALL for plastic surgery btw.

Mister E

hmmm. looking swell....

I'm just sayin'

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Peaches

She needed a better doctor. At my age, I have several friends who have had them and they had enough pain meds to pretty much sleep through the painful period

germ

Yup. Its all about genetics and maintenance. If you take care of yourself during and after the pregnancy you'll be fine...with a little help from your genes, of course.

JenniDahling

I concur! It really does depend on the person and how prone their skin is to scarring and break down of skin tissue. I started at 19, had 3 kids and never had that bad of stretch marks but my cousin has had only 2 babies neither of them larger than mine and her tummy looks like a road map.

I would KILL for Imortyl Pussycat's abs she works hard at em. I'm just too lazy so I'll just envy her flat abs.

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SarahLLO

If you mean the stretch marks, that's largely a genetic crapshoot, no amount of "healthy eating and exercise" will prevent them if you're predisposed to get them. I used to work at a salon/beauty supply store that made us take classes from companies like Murad, StriVectin, etc, who make a lot of money off of women who buy stretch mark creams.

The truth is, if you have the right set of genes, even going through puberty or getting a boob job or even losing weight will give you stretch marks, and even though there's tons of supposed products and treatments to help fade them, there's no way to get rid of them.

It kind of makes me sad to think that so many of you think a woman is useless/needs to be dumped if she has stretch marks, because I makes me think of the women I used to talk to every day about this shit who were so insecure because of it =( I remember one lady breaking down and crying because she was afraid her husband would leave her because her stomach looked a lot like that chick's does. It sucked because I knew that all the products she was buying were frauds, but telling her the truth would just make her feel worse.

Okay, ramble, but this thread made me think of that lady and got me all defensive of the girl in the OP (plus I have way too much stored up knowledge about shit like this and I have to word vomit about it every so often).

nico-t

if anyone doesn't feel like reading all these posts, here are the cliff notes and conclusions:

fat whores are gross.

/thread closed

Peaches

It's funny everyone's picking on pregnant chicks for stretch marks. Look at body builder and you'll see stretch marks covering them like crazy. Of course, they are airbrushed/Dermablended out during competitions, but they are certainly there for those who have the same "stretch mark genes" as their female relatives have - so taking care of yourself when your skin stretches has NOTHING TO with stretch marks.

BTW, I have scars from several surgeries too - EWWWWW!! LOL!!

CDSmith

It's refreshing to see so many guys here that lived to see their 20's yet still managed to retain their ignorance of youth.

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Peaches

They are the ones who in their 40s are going to sitting there wondering "Why do I have to fork out cash and/or prove I have it for a girl to give me any attention?". There are a lot of those - 16 year olds trapped in a 40 year old body - and not even a decent 40 year old body, lol. It's almost amusing watching those flounder around in life.

I ran into a guy I hadn't seen in 20 years. He dated a friend of mine and we always talked about how polite and respectful he was. He's now in his upper 40's, works a government job so probably doesn't make a lot, and is married to a girl 90% of the guys here would kill to just have drinks with. And I know he doesn't give a shit about stretch marks because my friend he was dating has them

d-null

generally speaking, for women, a guy's personality is the dealbreaker, for guys, a woman's looks is the dealbreaker

of course that is simplifying things extremely, but it is a good way to look at the differences of what the sexes are looking for in each other

you can then add in money, and looks and personality in varying lesser degrees of importance for both sexes, but generally speaking, the above sums it up well I think

(and I am speaking of initial hooking up, once a couple is together, a whole bunch of other factors come into the picture)

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I have not posted on here in months, but you are so fucking stupid I had to. Listen bitch, if you work in porn you are making money off of women. They are your meal ticket, not the other way around. Women do not need men as a meal ticket. I make my own money and so do plenty of women in this world. Do yourself a favor and get back on your meds or go back to the mental hospital.

Peaches

There are always women more than happy to over look a bad personality or any undesirable attributes in a man for hard cold cash. Better start saving

baddog

Pregnant chicks (that take care of themselves) are hot.

baddog

Maybe if you were not such a moron, and understood Latin, you would find the humor.

Big maybe, I know.

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Whatever makes her happy...

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Back at ya, beautiful Russian woman