Originally Posted by PR_Tom

Women are blessed with the burden of carrying the child.

So if scoring perfect 10 glamour chicks is what you want, just get a vascectomy. It's a quick 10 minute outpatient procedure. Dont forget to keep yourself in top shape, buy a rug for your balding head, some butt implants and maybe steroids. Good to be loaded with cash too so when your fake looks are too far gone to rescue, you can afford the perfect 10 hooker. Dont forget the viagra. And be mindful that during orgasm, a mans heart reaches 140 beats per minute.. watch those meds.. stay calm. And dont cheat on your wife if you somehow manage to marry, because studies show a man is more likely to die of heart failure during sex with a mistress than with his own wife.

Back off the moms. We owe our lives.