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ADL Eddie · 02-13-2008, 05:16 AM

How do I get a hooker for Valentine's Day without my wife finding out? Tips?

CurrentlySober · 02-13-2008, 05:41 AM

Just book your wife from her pimp anonymously, and when she arrives, wear a disguise...

SexualDragon · 02-13-2008, 05:44 AM

don't use your credit card

demon100 · 02-13-2008, 05:47 AM

make sure the whore cannot walk anymore

AssPirate · 02-13-2008, 05:51 AM

get her someone to keep her busy too!
haha! it's been a while.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 02-13-2008, 05:54 AM

Tell her you were out shopping for a gift for her...

Be sure to have a gift!!!

ADG

Vick! · 02-13-2008, 06:09 AM

Send her over, I will keep her busy until you get free.

ADL Eddie · 02-13-2008, 06:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

Tell her you were out shopping for a gift for her...

Be sure to have a gift!!!

ADG

You have a genius for this!

ADL Eddie · 02-13-2008, 06:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vick!

Send her over, I will keep her busy until you get free.

You haven't seen my wife

Kristian · 02-13-2008, 06:23 AM

You could start by not posting it on a forum she might one day read?

DirtyProfits · 02-13-2008, 06:48 AM

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Originally Posted by ADL Eddie

You haven't seen my wife

how does she look?

TSV · 02-13-2008, 06:54 AM

www.academy-girls.co.uk

madbutcher · 02-13-2008, 06:58 AM

and how she will find out? just do it ;)

Bojangles · 02-13-2008, 07:04 AM

First off, pick up your wife a present. Preferably something that will fit into your pocket so you can keep it stashed on you without her knowing about it. Whatever you can hide on yourself, grab it. Doesn't have to be anything expensive.

Rent a motel room. Buy some cigarettes and beer while you're at it. Pick up your hooker/lady friend. Fuck the living shit out of her. Send her packin'. Get a shower. Start drinking. Get really drunk or pretend you're really drunk (spill a bit of beer on yourself here and there) and smoke a ton of cigarettes. If you don't smoke, light them and let them burn in an ash tray right beside of you. This way their smell will be all over you. Call your wife from the motel and tell her to come pick you up. You were out with one of your friends and his girlfriend at a bar. All three of you got trashed and you some how got separated from them. Tell your wife you think they snuck out to go screw around and you think they forgot about you cause they were drunk.

She'll ask why you were at a motel. Tell her you were drunk and didn't want to risk being charged with public intox. Better to waste $60 bucks on a cheap motel room rather than to get a fine of $1,000, right?

By this time you get into the car with her she will want to kick you out. You will smell like old cigarettes and cheap beer. Hey, it's better than smelling like old lady and cheap pussy, right?

When you get home you should now get yourself another shower as quickly as possible. Lock the door to the bathroom. Set the gift you got her earlier some where in the bathroom where it will not get wet. Finish up and head out of the bathroom. Tell your wife you picked a little something up for her. You and your buddies had secretly went out V-Day shopping that day and picked it up for her. On the way back is when they decided to stop in at the bar and you really had nothing to do with that decision. Your wife will love you forever and ever. She will also most likely give you some ass. Take it, you should feel like a hero by now. Just think, you'll be pumping away at her and she will never know you fucked some trashy hooker with the very dick you're punishing her with.

This will be a journey. Good luck, my new friend.

Danny B · 02-13-2008, 07:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bojangles

First off, pick up your wife a present. Preferably something that will fit into your pocket so you can keep it stashed on you without her knowing about it. Whatever you can hide on yourself, grab it. Doesn't have to be anything expensive.

Rent a motel room. Buy some cigarettes and beer while you're at it. Pick up your hooker/lady friend. Fuck the living shit out of her. Send her packin'. Get a shower. Start drinking. Get really drunk or pretend you're really drunk (spill a bit of beer on yourself here and there) and smoke a ton of cigarettes. If you don't smoke, light them and let them burn in an ash tray right beside of you. This way their smell will be all over you. Call your wife from the motel and tell her to come pick you up. You were out with one of your friends and his girlfriend at a bar. All three of you got trashed and you some how got separated from them. Tell your wife you think they snuck out to go screw around and you think they forgot about you cause they were drunk.

She'll ask why you were at a motel. Tell her you were drunk and didn't want to risk being charged with public intox. Better to waste $60 bucks on a cheap motel room rather than to get a fine of $1,000, right?

By this time you get into the car with her she will want to kick you out. You will smell like old cigarettes and cheap beer. Hey, it's better than smelling like old lady and cheap pussy, right?

When you get home you should now get yourself another shower as quickly as possible. Lock the door to the bathroom. Set the gift you got her earlier some where in the bathroom where it will not get wet. Finish up and head out of the bathroom. Tell your wife you picked a little something up for her. You and your buddies had secretly went out V-Day shopping that day and picked it up for her. On the way back is when they decided to stop in at the bar and you really had nothing to do with that decision. Your wife will love you forever and ever. She will also most likely give you some ass. Take it, you should feel like a hero by now. Just think, you'll be pumping away at her and she will never know you fucked some trashy hooker with the very dick you're punishing her with.

This will be a journey. Good luck, my new friend.

Dude, either you've been in this situation, or you have some serious issues

Spunky · 02-13-2008, 07:17 AM

Pay cash for your hotel and escort

Bojangles · 02-13-2008, 07:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Danny B

Dude, either you've been in this situation, or you have some serious issues

Lol. Nope. Never been married, screw all of that. Just woke up and I was bored so I started rambling. Not to mention I'm a writer. It's either that or I'm just plain evil.

ADL Eddie · 02-13-2008, 07:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DirtyProfits

how does she look?

im looking for a hooker on valentine's day

ADL Eddie · 02-13-2008, 07:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bojangles

First off, pick up your wife a present. Preferably something that will fit into your pocket so you can keep it stashed on you without her knowing about it. Whatever you can hide on yourself, grab it. Doesn't have to be anything expensive.

Rent a motel room. Buy some cigarettes and beer while you're at it. Pick up your hooker/lady friend. Fuck the living shit out of her. Send her packin'. Get a shower. Start drinking. Get really drunk or pretend you're really drunk (spill a bit of beer on yourself here and there) and smoke a ton of cigarettes. If you don't smoke, light them and let them burn in an ash tray right beside of you. This way their smell will be all over you. Call your wife from the motel and tell her to come pick you up. You were out with one of your friends and his girlfriend at a bar. All three of you got trashed and you some how got separated from them. Tell your wife you think they snuck out to go screw around and you think they forgot about you cause they were drunk.

She'll ask why you were at a motel. Tell her you were drunk and didn't want to risk being charged with public intox. Better to waste $60 bucks on a cheap motel room rather than to get a fine of $1,000, right?

By this time you get into the car with her she will want to kick you out. You will smell like old cigarettes and cheap beer. Hey, it's better than smelling like old lady and cheap pussy, right?

When you get home you should now get yourself another shower as quickly as possible. Lock the door to the bathroom. Set the gift you got her earlier some where in the bathroom where it will not get wet. Finish up and head out of the bathroom. Tell your wife you picked a little something up for her. You and your buddies had secretly went out V-Day shopping that day and picked it up for her. On the way back is when they decided to stop in at the bar and you really had nothing to do with that decision. Your wife will love you forever and ever. She will also most likely give you some ass. Take it, you should feel like a hero by now. Just think, you'll be pumping away at her and she will never know you fucked some trashy hooker with the very dick you're punishing her with.

This will be a journey. Good luck, my new friend.

i like the happy ending

Bojangles · 02-13-2008, 07:29 AM

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Originally Posted by ADL Eddie

i like the happy ending

Are you sure? I could have ended it with a twist ending.

carol.prime · 02-13-2008, 08:59 AM

first and foremost, why do you want to get a hooker, then? just make love to your wife.

ADL Eddie · 02-13-2008, 09:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by carol.prime

first and foremost, why do you want to get a hooker, then? just make love to your wife.

"Make love"? They are gonna revoke your pornographer's license for that!

GAMEFINEST · 02-13-2008, 09:29 AM

pay cash and use discrete email address, like yahoo and use a cell phone that is untraceable ...ooh yeah

pinkbits · 02-13-2008, 09:30 AM

lol !

dont take her to your house and no credit card and no from same area (dont shit in your own backyard)
good luck

TurboAngel · 02-13-2008, 09:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bojangles

First off, pick up your wife a present. Preferably something that will fit into your pocket so you can keep it stashed on you without her knowing about it. Whatever you can hide on yourself, grab it. Doesn't have to be anything expensive.

Rent a motel room. Buy some cigarettes and beer while you're at it. Pick up your hooker/lady friend. Fuck the living shit out of her. Send her packin'. Get a shower. Start drinking. Get really drunk or pretend you're really drunk (spill a bit of beer on yourself here and there) and smoke a ton of cigarettes. If you don't smoke, light them and let them burn in an ash tray right beside of you. This way their smell will be all over you. Call your wife from the motel and tell her to come pick you up. You were out with one of your friends and his girlfriend at a bar. All three of you got trashed and you some how got separated from them. Tell your wife you think they snuck out to go screw around and you think they forgot about you cause they were drunk.

She'll ask why you were at a motel. Tell her you were drunk and didn't want to risk being charged with public intox. Better to waste $60 bucks on a cheap motel room rather than to get a fine of $1,000, right?

By this time you get into the car with her she will want to kick you out. You will smell like old cigarettes and cheap beer. Hey, it's better than smelling like old lady and cheap pussy, right?

When you get home you should now get yourself another shower as quickly as possible. Lock the door to the bathroom. Set the gift you got her earlier some where in the bathroom where it will not get wet. Finish up and head out of the bathroom. Tell your wife you picked a little something up for her. You and your buddies had secretly went out V-Day shopping that day and picked it up for her. On the way back is when they decided to stop in at the bar and you really had nothing to do with that decision. Your wife will love you forever and ever. She will also most likely give you some ass. Take it, you should feel like a hero by now. Just think, you'll be pumping away at her and she will never know you fucked some trashy hooker with the very dick you're punishing her with.

This will be a journey. Good luck, my new friend.

Wow!

Sosa · 02-13-2008, 09:53 AM

lol awesome story

CurrentlySober · 02-13-2008, 10:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ADL Eddie

"Make love"? They are gonna revoke your pornographer's license for that!

Bots dont have a pornographer's license

Fap · 02-13-2008, 10:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Danny B

Dude, either you've been in this situation, or you have some serious issues

Noe · 02-13-2008, 11:38 AM

Why do you need to get a hooker on Valentines Day of all days? I mean, it might make some kind of sense if you were single, but it seems kind of twisted because you're married and you're doing it behind her back.

AC Content Girl · 02-13-2008, 11:42 AM

Any way to get your wife involved and get a hooker for the two of you? This way the hooker can focus on satisfying your wife and you can focus on the hooker.

theS2O · 02-13-2008, 11:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

Tell her you were out shopping for a gift for her...

Be sure to have a gift!!!

ADG

best advice so far!

J. Falcon · 02-13-2008, 11:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristian

You could start by not posting it on a forum she might one day read?

Paco, of Large Cash. · 02-13-2008, 12:26 PM

have you tried burying her?

That usually stops them from finding out about the stupid shit.

ADL Eddie · 02-13-2008, 12:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Noe

Why do you need to get a hooker on Valentines Day of all days? I mean, it might make some kind of sense if you were single, but it seems kind of twisted because you're married and you're doing it behind her back.

Let me guess. You are a girl?

ADL Eddie · 02-13-2008, 01:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ProfitX Jules

Any way to get your wife involved and get a hooker for the two of you? This way the hooker can focus on satisfying your wife and you can focus on the hooker.

I'm thinking not.

Tubestone · 02-13-2008, 02:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Danny B

Dude, either you've been in this situation, or you have some serious issues

lmaoooo word!

Noe · 02-13-2008, 03:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ADL Eddie

Let me guess. You are a girl?

I'm a girl, but I don't have any problems with getting hookers...I think they're great and serve a great purpose. If you don't mind me saying, I just think it's kind of sad you need to lie to your wife on valentine's day so that you can get one...for yourself. I guess some men need to lie to their wives/significant others about that kind of thing, and I guess I can understand that, but like I said, it just seems kind of fucked up that you need to do it on valentine's day.

AC Content Girl · 02-13-2008, 03:10 PM

I think he's kidding (right?) but still it's a shame you don't find your wife attractive. I'm a girl too, so I feel bad for your wife.

D · 02-13-2008, 03:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

Be sure to have a gift!!!

gimo33 · 02-13-2008, 03:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ADL Eddie

You haven't seen my wife

Quote:

Originally Posted by DirtyProfits

how does she look?

Quote:

Originally Posted by ADL Eddie

im looking for a hooker on valentine's day

papill0n · 02-13-2008, 04:08 PM

what goes around comes around

ADL Eddie · 02-13-2008, 04:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Noe

I just think it's kind of sad you need to lie to your wife on valentine's day so that you can get one.

Huh? How else would I get a hooker on Valentine's Day? I need some romance.

WiredGuy · 02-13-2008, 04:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bojangles

First off, pick up your wife a present. Preferably something that will fit into your pocket so you can keep it stashed on you without her knowing about it. Whatever you can hide on yourself, grab it. Doesn't have to be anything expensive.

Rent a motel room. Buy some cigarettes and beer while you're at it. Pick up your hooker/lady friend. Fuck the living shit out of her. Send her packin'. Get a shower. Start drinking. Get really drunk or pretend you're really drunk (spill a bit of beer on yourself here and there) and smoke a ton of cigarettes. If you don't smoke, light them and let them burn in an ash tray right beside of you. This way their smell will be all over you. Call your wife from the motel and tell her to come pick you up. You were out with one of your friends and his girlfriend at a bar. All three of you got trashed and you some how got separated from them. Tell your wife you think they snuck out to go screw around and you think they forgot about you cause they were drunk.

She'll ask why you were at a motel. Tell her you were drunk and didn't want to risk being charged with public intox. Better to waste $60 bucks on a cheap motel room rather than to get a fine of $1,000, right?

By this time you get into the car with her she will want to kick you out. You will smell like old cigarettes and cheap beer. Hey, it's better than smelling like old lady and cheap pussy, right?

When you get home you should now get yourself another shower as quickly as possible. Lock the door to the bathroom. Set the gift you got her earlier some where in the bathroom where it will not get wet. Finish up and head out of the bathroom. Tell your wife you picked a little something up for her. You and your buddies had secretly went out V-Day shopping that day and picked it up for her. On the way back is when they decided to stop in at the bar and you really had nothing to do with that decision. Your wife will love you forever and ever. She will also most likely give you some ass. Take it, you should feel like a hero by now. Just think, you'll be pumping away at her and she will never know you fucked some trashy hooker with the very dick you're punishing her with.

This will be a journey. Good luck, my new friend.

You put way too much effort into planning all that, lol.
WG

CuriousToyBoy · 02-13-2008, 06:59 PM

Beautiful Companion

Bojangles · 02-15-2008, 12:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WiredGuy

You put way too much effort into planning all that, lol.
WG

I was bored.

ADL Eddie · 02-15-2008, 03:29 AM

none of the hookers even answered their phone. everyone had the same i idea i guess

digifan · 02-15-2008, 03:36 AM

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Originally Posted by TSV

www.academy-girls.co.uk

Cute chicks

crockett · 02-15-2008, 04:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ADL Eddie

How do I get a hooker for Valentine's Day without my wife finding out? Tips?

Call the Anal Hobit Im' sure he has some tips..

Bojangles · 02-15-2008, 04:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ADL Eddie

none of the hookers even answered their phone. everyone had the same i idea i guess

That's a shame.

VeriSexy · 02-15-2008, 08:49 PM

Lol @ the responses

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