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heymatty · 02-15-2008, 10:20 PM

You could always book her a half day at a spa. Offer to drive her and pick her up. That gives you 4 hours to do whatever you want

Pick a spa in a fancy hotel and you can ask the concierge to hook you up and you should have plenty of time to have a few drinks in the bar before she's done. Also cuts down on gas.

judycash · 02-15-2008, 10:58 PM

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get the wife drunk and past out and then go get a hooker

Furious_Male · 02-15-2008, 11:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Bojangles

She'll ask why you were at a motel. Tell her you were drunk and didn't want to risk being charged with public intox. Better to waste $60 bucks on a cheap motel room rather than to get a fine of $1,000, right?

Are you kidding me. What women would believe this? She would have to be missing 99% of her brain cells.

02-15-2008, 10:20 PM	#51
heymatty Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Scottsdale :) Posts: 2,188	You could always book her a half day at a spa. Offer to drive her and pick her up. That gives you 4 hours to do whatever you want Pick a spa in a fancy hotel and you can ask the concierge to hook you up and you should have plenty of time to have a few drinks in the bar before she's done. Also cuts down on gas. __________________ Cashlantis ~ Black Book Cash

02-15-2008, 10:58 PM	#52
judycash Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Las Vegas Posts: 320	these are super answers wow get the wife drunk and past out and then go get a hooker