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Amputate Your Head · 11-20-2007, 06:14 PM

I'm sorry... but I haven't seen much out of any of you fuckers lately that impresses me.

And yet, I astound myself daily.

I rock.

ProjectNaked · 11-20-2007, 06:16 PM

easily amused are we

dropped9 · 11-20-2007, 06:16 PM

Love you too butter cup. Hows the island?

Amputate Your Head · 11-20-2007, 06:17 PM

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Originally Posted by ProjectNaked

easily amused are we

yes,

but that has nothing to do with it.

Amputate Your Head · 11-20-2007, 06:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Headless

Love you too butter cup. Hows the island?

eh.. used to be better.

too much drama here now.... too much corporate infiltration.

dropped9 · 11-20-2007, 06:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head

eh.. used to be better.

too much drama here now.... too much corporate infiltration.

Just blame it all on dog the bounty hunter...

hahahahaha

Amputate Your Head · 11-20-2007, 06:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Headless

Just blame it all on dog the bounty hunter...

hahahahaha

Dog is a tool

spacedog · 11-20-2007, 06:21 PM

Your designs kicked ass..

Amputate Your Head · 11-20-2007, 06:22 PM

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Originally Posted by spacedog

Your designs kicked ass..

you ain't seen shit....

I took a 2 year hiatus, and now my shit is smokin'.

Here's a tip:

If your "designer" isn't using a combo of Illustrator, PS, FW, & Flash.... on EVERY site..... (nevermind html, that should be a given)...

you're paying too much.

JFK · 11-20-2007, 06:24 PM

Rock ON Amp

minusonebit · 11-20-2007, 06:24 PM

I hate flash. It will never be used on any of my stuff.

quiet · 11-20-2007, 06:25 PM

StuartD · 11-20-2007, 06:27 PM

You're also the most modest, and that's why we love you

Amputate Your Head · 11-20-2007, 06:29 PM

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Originally Posted by StuartD

You're also the most modest, and that's why we love you

maybe not, but does it really fucking matter....

where's your money going.....
and are you getting any back from it.

that's what matters

Amputate Your Head · 11-20-2007, 06:30 PM

i know i'm the most fucking loaded..... hahaha

dropped9 · 11-20-2007, 06:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head

maybe not, but does it really fucking matter....

where's your money going.....
and are you getting any back from it.

that's what matters

hey post a sample of your most recent... id like to check it out myself...

Amputate Your Head · 11-20-2007, 06:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Headless

hey post a sample of your most recent... id like to check it out myself...

launching very soon.... i can't reveal it....

icq me, or wait a couple days

dropped9 · 11-20-2007, 06:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head

launching very soon.... i can't reveal it....

icq me, or wait a couple days

cool cool...

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE · 11-20-2007, 06:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head

you ain't seen shit....

I took a 2 year hiatus, and now my shit is smokin'.

Here's a tip:

If your "designer" isn't using a combo of Illustrator, PS, FW, & Flash.... on EVERY site..... (nevermind html, that should be a given)...

you're paying too much.

Yeah but only a few can afford that, especially since anything is to much when working with 80% broke fucks climbing all over your ass about every pixel.

You can have those ones I sure as fuck dont need em.

Amputate Your Head · 11-20-2007, 06:49 PM

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Originally Posted by AlienQ

Yeah but only a few can afford that, especially since anything is to much when working with 80% broke fucks climbing all over your ass about every pixel.

You can have those ones I sure as fuck dont need em.

The calibur of people that hire me know what they're doing.
They don't whine about #FF0033 versus #FF0000.....

I work with pros. Anyone that bitches like a girl is cut off. I don't do design for chumps.

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE · 11-20-2007, 06:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head

The people that hire me know what they're doing.
They don't whine about #FF0033 versus #FF0000.....

I work with pros. Anyone that bitches like a girl is cut off. I don't do design for chumps.

I look forward to seeing your new stuff

I am sure its gonna be great!

It's good to have classy clients, rare but its always good

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE · 11-20-2007, 06:55 PM

nice, can't wait to see your shit, always wondered what it was like!

Amputate Your Head · 11-20-2007, 07:03 PM

I know they're not released yet, but for anyone hittin' the Sage, bookmark this page.

And I got to say to you....

I am Amp. And there ya go.

I know, I'm a fucking bastard.

Enjoy.

Deej · 11-20-2007, 07:05 PM

im moving up... some of your stuff has been an insipiration along the way... I like your meshing and color contrasting headers...

I use PS, flash, Freehand, fireworks, and usually always some css and php in all my works now...

Some video editing when needed as well...

I think im pretty solid... but I still have a lot to learn and utilize

Deej · 11-20-2007, 07:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head

I know they're not released yet, but for anyone hittin' the Sage, bookmark this page.

And I got to say to you....

I am Amp. And there ya go.

I know, I'm a fucking bastard.

Enjoy.

Youre a rapper too ?

Amputate Your Head · 11-20-2007, 07:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Deej

Youre a rapper too ?

HAHAHAHAAA!!!!

yeah

rappin the sally DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Amputate Your Head · 11-20-2007, 07:11 PM

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccckkk!

pornask · 11-20-2007, 07:16 PM

Hey Amp, got any samples and references to post. I'd like to take a look. I'm using somebody else for design, but I have specific requirements so it's often a matter of how you can combine good design without hurting functionality and simplicity.

Amputate Your Head · 11-20-2007, 07:19 PM

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Originally Posted by pornask

Hey Amp, got any samples and references to post. I'd like to take a look. I'm using somebody else for design, but I have specific requirements so it's often a matter of how you can combine good design without hurting functionality and simplicity.

hit me on icq: 167332978
or email: amp [at] dakinegraphics [dot] com

Twisted Dave · 11-20-2007, 08:39 PM

Dude ... post samples

You have to ... you'll never be taken seriously til you do

Twisted Dave · 11-20-2007, 08:52 PM

If you're actually any good ... I'll say

And I'll praise

I'm interested in your theory of if the designer isn't using all those apps, then the client isn't getting their money's worth ... That's probably one of the stupidest things I've ever heard

I'm still awaiting tho ...

dissipate · 11-20-2007, 08:55 PM

Looking forward to seeing the new designs, so much shitty outsourced design these days.

CDSmith · 11-20-2007, 09:27 PM

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Originally Posted by twisted Illustration

Dude ... post samples

You have to ... you'll never be taken seriously til you do

Quote:

Originally Posted by twisted Illustration

If you're actually any good ... I'll say

And I'll praise

I'm interested in your theory of if the designer isn't using all those apps, then the client isn't getting their money's worth ... That's probably one of the stupidest things I've ever heard

I'm still awaiting tho ...

Some of you just don't have a clue do you?

gornyhuy · 11-20-2007, 09:55 PM

Salvia is a bitch, ain't it amp?
Are you smokin it or vape'in it?

Pornwolf · 11-20-2007, 10:37 PM

I just pulled in another sale from a site you did for me in 2002. I haven't looked at that site in a LONG time but it still pulls em in here and there.

Zuzana Designs · 11-20-2007, 10:39 PM

I have always loved your work, would love to see your new stuff

wyldworx · 11-20-2007, 10:41 PM

and here cometh thy reasoning behind your suck. Juicydlinks on one hand may be what you call annoying and purposeless, you on the other need to design any kind of substance, then call the shit the best. Now who's ya daddy, i rule motherfucker!

ClickBuster · 11-20-2007, 10:52 PM

I've seen enough, this guy's the best (in the industry) so far... respect!

GigoloJustin · 11-21-2007, 01:40 AM

We are looking for the best, and can afford it. Are you taking on new work? If so please contact me on ICQ. I've got some tours i'd like to take to the next level 207988536

DamageX · 11-21-2007, 01:46 AM

BOSS1 · 11-21-2007, 02:05 AM

bump for samples/portfolio

Twisted Dave · 11-21-2007, 09:23 AM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith

Some of you just don't have a clue do you?

I make a living from designing ... and I do pay my bills ... and my clients are pretty happy with the work I do ... so ... well ... yes... I do have a clue

But I've not been in adult for as long as some... so of course I don't know this guy's work ... but I'm interested. He's blowing his trumpet a lot, so he must be pretty good.

Jman · 11-21-2007, 09:34 AM

This thread needs samples...

tranza · 11-21-2007, 09:38 AM

Hello Amp......

RedShoe · 11-21-2007, 09:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by twisted Illustration

I make a living from designing ... and I do pay my bills ... and my clients are pretty happy with the work I do ... so ... well ... yes... I do have a clue

But I've not been in adult for as long as some... so of course I don't know this guy's work ... but I'm interested. He's blowing his trumpet a lot, so he must be pretty good.

You don't know who AMP is?

AMP is the guy that made you want to be an adult designer.
AMP is the guy that you and everyone else uses as inspiration for their designs.

ServerGenius · 11-21-2007, 09:46 AM

Get it out already, how much do you need?

digifan · 11-21-2007, 09:52 AM

Hey Amp,

they do not even take the time to read the thread and find the samples.. some mother's child.. nice to see you around.

CDSmith · 11-21-2007, 10:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by twisted Illustration

I make a living from designing ... and I do pay my bills ... and my clients are pretty happy with the work I do ... so ... well ... yes... I do have a clue

But I've not been in adult for as long as some... so of course I don't know this guy's work ... but I'm interested. He's blowing his trumpet a lot, so he must be pretty good.

You've probably looked at Amp's work hundreds of times while surfing and not had a clue that it was his work you were looking at, so no... you don't have a clue.

I urge you to shut your trap and get one. Your two earlier posts make you look quite clueless. "You need to prove yourself to me or no one will take you seriously"... christ, if that's not clueless I don't know what is. Call Amp a psycho or drug addict or whatever you want but his work stands alone. I loosely call myself a designer, I handle all design projects for my own sites and have done work for a lot of select clients over the years but I don't fool myself at all about who is the top dog in design. Hint: it's not you and it's not me.

Now off you go to get that clue.

Twisted Dave · 11-21-2007, 10:09 AM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith

You've probably looked at Amp's work hundreds of times while surfing and not had a clue that it was his work you were looking at, so no... you don't have a clue.

I urge you to shut your trap and get one. Your two earlier posts make you look quite clueless. "You need to prove yourself to me or no one will take you seriously"... christ, if that's not clueless I don't know what is. Call Amp a psycho or drug addict or whatever you want but his work stands alone. I loosely call myself a designer, I handle all design projects for my own sites and have done work for a lot of select clients over the years but I don't fool myself at all about who is the top dog in design. Hint: it's not you and it's not me.

Now off you go to get that clue.

For starters ... I didn't say he had to show samples to ME to be taken seriously. Don't put words in my mouth. A lot of people here are asking for designs because they haven't seen his stuff ... or ... don't know they have.

Don't tell me I haven't a clue. You're out of line.

Second ... don't insinuate that I called Amp a drug addict or anything else ... you're putting a post out that makes it sound, to people who haven't read the whole thread, that I said that shit. I didn't. Correct yourself.

Third... til I see his work... how can I know how good he is? If he's good, great. I'm happy for him. I wouldn't have bumped the thread if I didn't wanna see his work would I?

The difference here is that you're talking to me as if I'm a piece of shit, whereas I respect other designers. You should stop being such an asshole. I never said ANYTHING to be nasty to Amp. I just wanna see his work... because I'm curious.

And in answer to the guy saying AMP is the reason I do adult design... sorry but as good as he might be... I decided to do adult design by accident... I quit the games industry full time, after finishing up working with EA, and I started fucking around with toons. That's how I got into adult. By doing a toon for daily teens xxx ... it was by accident. I don't regret it... but I wouldn't put it down to any other designers thanks.

Twisted Dave · 11-21-2007, 10:15 AM

Found something to see ... but I'll wait for your new stuff

11-20-2007, 06:14 PM	#1
Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	I Rule. Other "designers" go home. I'm sorry... but I haven't seen much out of any of you fuckers lately that impresses me. And yet, I astound myself daily. I rock.

11-20-2007, 06:24 PM	#10
JFK FUBAR the ORIGINATOR Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: FUBARLAND Posts: 67,374	Rock ON Amp __________________ FUBAR Webmasters - The FUBAR Times - FUBAR Webmasters Mobile - FUBARTV.XXX For promo opps contact jfk at fubarwebmasters dot com

11-20-2007, 06:27 PM	#13
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11-20-2007, 07:05 PM	#24
Deej I make pixels work Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: I live here... Posts: 24,386	im moving up... some of your stuff has been an insipiration along the way... I like your meshing and color contrasting headers... I use PS, flash, Freehand, fireworks, and usually always some css and php in all my works now... Some video editing when needed as well... I think im pretty solid... but I still have a lot to learn and utilize __________________ Deej's Designs n' What Not Hit me up for Design, CSS & Photo Retouching Icq#30096880

11-20-2007, 08:39 PM	#30
Twisted Dave Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 3,635	Dude ... post samples You have to ... you'll never be taken seriously til you do __________________ Custom Cartoon Mascots - ICQ: 243355699, Email: [email protected] or Click Sig - 15% referrals. Send me clients, make money!

11-20-2007, 06:16 PM	#2
ProjectNaked Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Detroit Areola Posts: 4,309	easily amused are we

11-20-2007, 06:16 PM	#3
dropped9 Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Your moms box Posts: 26,727	Love you too butter cup. Hows the island?

11-20-2007, 06:21 PM	#8
spacedog Yes that IS me. Bitch. Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 14,149	Your designs kicked ass..

11-20-2007, 06:24 PM	#11
minusonebit So Fucking Banned Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: [email protected] Posts: 7,391	I hate flash. It will never be used on any of my stuff.

11-20-2007, 06:25 PM	#12
quiet we'll miss you our friend. RIP Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Fernie, BC Posts: 25,115

11-20-2007, 06:30 PM	#15
Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	i know i'm the most fucking loaded..... hahaha

11-20-2007, 06:55 PM	#22
Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE MOBILE PORN: IMOBILEPORN Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Tinseltown NL Posts: 16,502	nice, can't wait to see your shit, always wondered what it was like!

11-20-2007, 07:03 PM	#23
Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	I know they're not released yet, but for anyone hittin' the Sage, bookmark this page. And I got to say to you.... I am Amp. And there ya go. I know, I'm a fucking bastard. Enjoy.

11-20-2007, 07:11 PM	#27
Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccckkk!

11-20-2007, 07:16 PM	#28
pornask So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: 253-233-241 Posts: 6,518	Hey Amp, got any samples and references to post. I'd like to take a look. I'm using somebody else for design, but I have specific requirements so it's often a matter of how you can combine good design without hurting functionality and simplicity.

11-20-2007, 08:52 PM	#31
Twisted Dave Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 3,635	If you're actually any good ... I'll say And I'll praise I'm interested in your theory of if the designer isn't using all those apps, then the client isn't getting their money's worth ... That's probably one of the stupidest things I've ever heard I'm still awaiting tho ... __________________ Custom Cartoon Mascots - ICQ: 243355699, Email: [email protected] or Click Sig - 15% referrals. Send me clients, make money!

11-20-2007, 08:55 PM	#32
dissipate The Dirty Frenchman Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Lost Angeles Posts: 8,904	Looking forward to seeing the new designs, so much shitty outsourced design these days.

11-20-2007, 09:55 PM	#34
gornyhuy Chafed. Join Date: May 2002 Location: Face Down in Pussy Posts: 18,041	Salvia is a bitch, ain't it amp? Are you smokin it or vape'in it? __________________ icq:159548293

11-20-2007, 10:37 PM	#35
Pornwolf Drunk and Unruly Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Hollywood Posts: 22,712	I just pulled in another sale from a site you did for me in 2002. I haven't looked at that site in a LONG time but it still pulls em in here and there. __________________ I've trusted my sites to them for over a decade... Webair, bitches.

11-20-2007, 10:39 PM	#36
Zuzana Designs All Your Design Needs Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: [email protected] Posts: 20,859	I have always loved your work, would love to see your new stuff __________________ Website Design - Consulting - Development sarah [at] zuzanadesigns.com - See Our Work

11-20-2007, 10:41 PM	#37
wyldworx So Fucking Banned Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: oz-trailer Posts: 5,144	and here cometh thy reasoning behind your suck. Juicydlinks on one hand may be what you call annoying and purposeless, you on the other need to design any kind of substance, then call the shit the best. Now who's ya daddy, i rule motherfucker!

11-20-2007, 10:52 PM	#38
ClickBuster Confirmed User Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 210	I've seen enough, this guy's the best (in the industry) so far... respect! __________________ -- ClickBuster -- ICQ# 263653704 -- Email: clickbuster1 [-at-] gmail [-dot-] com

11-21-2007, 01:40 AM	#39
GigoloJustin Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Washington Posts: 2,244	We are looking for the best, and can afford it. Are you taking on new work? If so please contact me on ICQ. I've got some tours i'd like to take to the next level 207988536

11-21-2007, 01:46 AM	#40
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11-21-2007, 02:05 AM	#41
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11-21-2007, 09:34 AM	#43
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11-21-2007, 09:38 AM	#44
tranza ICQ: 197-556-237 Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: BRASIL !!! Posts: 57,559	Hello Amp...... __________________ I'm just a newbie.

11-21-2007, 09:46 AM	#46
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11-21-2007, 09:52 AM	#47
digifan The Profiler Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: ICQ 76281726 and I'm female Posts: 14,618	Hey Amp, they do not even take the time to read the thread and find the samples.. some mother's child.. nice to see you around. __________________ [email protected] Webair Rocks

11-21-2007, 10:15 AM	#50
Twisted Dave Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 3,635	Found something to see ... but I'll wait for your new stuff __________________ Custom Cartoon Mascots - ICQ: 243355699, Email: [email protected] or Click Sig - 15% referrals. Send me clients, make money!