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  • Amputate Your Head
    There can be only one
    • Aug 2001
    • 39075

    #1

    I Rule. Other "designers" go home.

    I'm sorry... but I haven't seen much out of any of you fuckers lately that impresses me.

    And yet, I astound myself daily.


    I rock.
    SIG TOO BIG
  • ProjectNaked
    Confirmed User
    • Jul 2004
    • 4309

    #2
    easily amused are we

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    • Headless
      Registered User
      • Jan 2001
      • 26727

      #3
      Love you too butter cup. Hows the island?

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      • Amputate Your Head
        There can be only one
        • Aug 2001
        • 39075

        #4
        Originally posted by ProjectNaked
        easily amused are we
        yes,

        but that has nothing to do with it.
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        • Amputate Your Head
          There can be only one
          • Aug 2001
          • 39075

          #5
          Originally posted by Headless
          Love you too butter cup. Hows the island?
          eh.. used to be better.

          too much drama here now.... too much corporate infiltration.
          SIG TOO BIG

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          • Headless
            Registered User
            • Jan 2001
            • 26727

            #6
            Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
            eh.. used to be better.

            too much drama here now.... too much corporate infiltration.
            Just blame it all on dog the bounty hunter...

            hahahahaha

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            • Amputate Your Head
              There can be only one
              • Aug 2001
              • 39075

              #7
              Originally posted by Headless
              Just blame it all on dog the bounty hunter...

              hahahahaha
              Dog is a tool
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              • spacedog
                Yes that IS me. Bitch.
                • Nov 2001
                • 14149

                #8
                Your designs kicked ass..

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                • Amputate Your Head
                  There can be only one
                  • Aug 2001
                  • 39075

                  #9
                  Originally posted by spacedog
                  Your designs kicked ass..
                  you ain't seen shit....

                  I took a 2 year hiatus, and now my shit is smokin'.

                  Here's a tip:

                  If your "designer" isn't using a combo of Illustrator, PS, FW, & Flash.... on EVERY site..... (nevermind html, that should be a given)...

                  you're paying too much.
                  SIG TOO BIG

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                  • JFK
                    FUBAR the ORIGINATOR
                    • Jan 2002
                    • 67369

                    #10
                    Rock ON Amp

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                    • minusonebit
                      So Fucking Banned
                      • Feb 2006
                      • 7391

                      #11
                      I hate flash. It will never be used on any of my stuff.

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                      • quiet
                        we'll miss you our friend. RIP
                        • Sep 2001
                        • 25115

                        #12
                        we'll miss you our friend. RIP

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                        • StuartD
                          Sofa King Band
                          • Jul 2002
                          • 29903

                          #13
                          You're also the most modest, and that's why we love you
                          This is me on facebook
                          This is me on twitter

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                          • Amputate Your Head
                            There can be only one
                            • Aug 2001
                            • 39075

                            #14
                            Originally posted by StuartD
                            You're also the most modest, and that's why we love you
                            maybe not, but does it really fucking matter....

                            where's your money going.....
                            and are you getting any back from it.

                            that's what matters
                            SIG TOO BIG

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                            • Amputate Your Head
                              There can be only one
                              • Aug 2001
                              • 39075

                              #15
                              i know i'm the most fucking loaded..... hahaha
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                              • Headless
                                Registered User
                                • Jan 2001
                                • 26727

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
                                maybe not, but does it really fucking matter....

                                where's your money going.....
                                and are you getting any back from it.

                                that's what matters


                                hey post a sample of your most recent... id like to check it out myself...

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                                • Amputate Your Head
                                  There can be only one
                                  • Aug 2001
                                  • 39075

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Headless


                                  hey post a sample of your most recent... id like to check it out myself...
                                  launching very soon.... i can't reveal it....

                                  icq me, or wait a couple days
                                  SIG TOO BIG

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                                  • Headless
                                    Registered User
                                    • Jan 2001
                                    • 26727

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
                                    launching very soon.... i can't reveal it....

                                    icq me, or wait a couple days
                                    cool cool...

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                                    • AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE
                                      best designer on GFY
                                      • Mar 2003
                                      • 30307

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
                                      you ain't seen shit....

                                      I took a 2 year hiatus, and now my shit is smokin'.

                                      Here's a tip:

                                      If your "designer" isn't using a combo of Illustrator, PS, FW, & Flash.... on EVERY site..... (nevermind html, that should be a given)...

                                      you're paying too much.
                                      Yeah but only a few can afford that, especially since anything is to much when working with 80% broke fucks climbing all over your ass about every pixel.

                                      You can have those ones I sure as fuck dont need em.

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                                      • Amputate Your Head
                                        There can be only one
                                        • Aug 2001
                                        • 39075

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by AlienQ
                                        Yeah but only a few can afford that, especially since anything is to much when working with 80% broke fucks climbing all over your ass about every pixel.

                                        You can have those ones I sure as fuck dont need em.
                                        The calibur of people that hire me know what they're doing.
                                        They don't whine about #FF0033 versus #FF0000.....

                                        I work with pros. Anyone that bitches like a girl is cut off. I don't do design for chumps.
                                        Last edited by Amputate Your Head; 11-20-2007, 04:51 PM.
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                                        • AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE
                                          best designer on GFY
                                          • Mar 2003
                                          • 30307

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
                                          The people that hire me know what they're doing.
                                          They don't whine about #FF0033 versus #FF0000.....

                                          I work with pros. Anyone that bitches like a girl is cut off. I don't do design for chumps.

                                          I look forward to seeing your new stuff
                                          I am sure its gonna be great!

                                          It's good to have classy clients, rare but its always good

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                                          • Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE
                                            MOBILE PORN: IMOBILEPORN
                                            • Jan 2004
                                            • 16502

                                            #22
                                            nice, can't wait to see your shit, always wondered what it was like!

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                                            • Amputate Your Head
                                              There can be only one
                                              • Aug 2001
                                              • 39075

                                              #23
                                              I know they're not released yet, but for anyone hittin' the Sage, bookmark this page.

                                              And I got to say to you....

                                              I am Amp. And there ya go.

                                              I know, I'm a fucking bastard.

                                              Enjoy.
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                                              • Deej
                                                I make pixels work
                                                • Jun 2005
                                                • 24386

                                                #24
                                                im moving up... some of your stuff has been an insipiration along the way... I like your meshing and color contrasting headers...

                                                I use PS, flash, Freehand, fireworks, and usually always some css and php in all my works now...

                                                Some video editing when needed as well...


                                                I think im pretty solid... but I still have a lot to learn and utilize

                                                Deej's Designs n' What Not
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                                                • Deej
                                                  I make pixels work
                                                  • Jun 2005
                                                  • 24386

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
                                                  I know they're not released yet, but for anyone hittin' the Sage, bookmark this page.

                                                  And I got to say to you....

                                                  I am Amp. And there ya go.

                                                  I know, I'm a fucking bastard.

                                                  Enjoy.
                                                  Youre a rapper too ?

                                                  Deej's Designs n' What Not
                                                  Hit me up for Design, CSS & Photo Retouching


                                                  Icq#30096880

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                                                  • Amputate Your Head
                                                    There can be only one
                                                    • Aug 2001
                                                    • 39075

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by Deej
                                                    Youre a rapper too ?
                                                    HAHAHAHAAA!!!!

                                                    yeah


                                                    rappin the sally DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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                                                    • Amputate Your Head
                                                      There can be only one
                                                      • Aug 2001
                                                      • 39075

                                                      #27
                                                      fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccckkk!
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                                                      • pornask
                                                        So Fucking Banned
                                                        • Aug 2006
                                                        • 6518

                                                        #28
                                                        Hey Amp, got any samples and references to post. I'd like to take a look. I'm using somebody else for design, but I have specific requirements so it's often a matter of how you can combine good design without hurting functionality and simplicity.

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                                                        • Amputate Your Head
                                                          There can be only one
                                                          • Aug 2001
                                                          • 39075

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by pornask
                                                          Hey Amp, got any samples and references to post. I'd like to take a look. I'm using somebody else for design, but I have specific requirements so it's often a matter of how you can combine good design without hurting functionality and simplicity.
                                                          hit me on icq: 167332978
                                                          or email: amp [at] dakinegraphics [dot] com
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                                                          • Twisted Dave
                                                            Confirmed User
                                                            • Mar 2006
                                                            • 3635

                                                            #30
                                                            Dude ... post samples You have to ... you'll never be taken seriously til you do


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                                                            • Twisted Dave
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Mar 2006
                                                              • 3635

                                                              #31
                                                              If you're actually any good ... I'll say And I'll praise I'm interested in your theory of if the designer isn't using all those apps, then the client isn't getting their money's worth ... That's probably one of the stupidest things I've ever heard I'm still awaiting tho ...


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                                                              • dissipate
                                                                The Dirty Frenchman
                                                                • Nov 2005
                                                                • 8904

                                                                #32
                                                                Looking forward to seeing the new designs, so much shitty outsourced design these days.

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                                                                • CDSmith
                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                  • May 2001
                                                                  • 51460

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by twisted Illustration
                                                                  Dude ... post samples You have to ... you'll never be taken seriously til you do
                                                                  Originally posted by twisted Illustration
                                                                  If you're actually any good ... I'll say And I'll praise I'm interested in your theory of if the designer isn't using all those apps, then the client isn't getting their money's worth ... That's probably one of the stupidest things I've ever heard I'm still awaiting tho ...
                                                                  Some of you just don't have a clue do you?
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                                                                  • gornyhuy
                                                                    Chafed.
                                                                    • May 2002
                                                                    • 18041

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Salvia is a bitch, ain't it amp?
                                                                    Are you smokin it or vape'in it?

                                                                    icq:159548293

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                                                                    • Pornwolf
                                                                      Drunk and Unruly
                                                                      • Jan 2002
                                                                      • 22712

                                                                      #35
                                                                      I just pulled in another sale from a site you did for me in 2002. I haven't looked at that site in a LONG time but it still pulls em in here and there.
                                                                      I've trusted my sites to them for over a decade...

                                                                      Webair, bitches.

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                                                                      • Zuzana Designs
                                                                        All Your Design Needs
                                                                        • Feb 2005
                                                                        • 20900

                                                                        #36
                                                                        I have always loved your work, would love to see your new stuff

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                                                                        • wyldworx
                                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                                          • Dec 2006
                                                                          • 5144

                                                                          #37
                                                                          and here cometh thy reasoning behind your suck. Juicydlinks on one hand may be what you call annoying and purposeless, you on the other need to design any kind of substance, then call the shit the best. Now who's ya daddy, i rule motherfucker!

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                                                                          • ClickBuster
                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                            • May 2004
                                                                            • 210

                                                                            #38
                                                                            I've seen enough, this guy's the best (in the industry) so far... respect!
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                                                                            • GigoloJustin
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Jan 2005
                                                                              • 2244

                                                                              #39
                                                                              We are looking for the best, and can afford it. Are you taking on new work? If so please contact me on ICQ. I've got some tours i'd like to take to the next level 207988536

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                                                                              • DamageX
                                                                                Marketing & Strategy
                                                                                • Jun 2001
                                                                                • 14293

                                                                                #40
                                                                                Whitehat is for chumps

                                                                                If you don't do it, somebody else will - true story!

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                                                                                • BOSS1
                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                  • Sep 2005
                                                                                  • 4331

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  bump for samples/portfolio

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                                                                                  • Twisted Dave
                                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                                    • Mar 2006
                                                                                    • 3635

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by CDSmith
                                                                                    Some of you just don't have a clue do you?
                                                                                    I make a living from designing ... and I do pay my bills ... and my clients are pretty happy with the work I do ... so ... well ... yes... I do have a clue

                                                                                    But I've not been in adult for as long as some... so of course I don't know this guy's work ... but I'm interested. He's blowing his trumpet a lot, so he must be pretty good.


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                                                                                    • Jman
                                                                                      Already an AI veteran
                                                                                      • Sep 2003
                                                                                      • 22832

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      This thread needs samples...
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                                                                                      • tranza
                                                                                        ICQ: 197-556-237
                                                                                        • Jun 2003
                                                                                        • 57559

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Hello Amp......
                                                                                        I'm just a newbie.

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                                                                                        • RedShoe
                                                                                          赤い靴 call me 202-456-1111
                                                                                          • Feb 2001
                                                                                          • 14831

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Originally posted by twisted Illustration
                                                                                          I make a living from designing ... and I do pay my bills ... and my clients are pretty happy with the work I do ... so ... well ... yes... I do have a clue

                                                                                          But I've not been in adult for as long as some... so of course I don't know this guy's work ... but I'm interested. He's blowing his trumpet a lot, so he must be pretty good.
                                                                                          You don't know who AMP is?

                                                                                          AMP is the guy that made you want to be an adult designer.
                                                                                          AMP is the guy that you and everyone else uses as inspiration for their designs.

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                                                                                          • ServerGenius
                                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                                            • Feb 2002
                                                                                            • 9377

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Get it out already, how much do you need?
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                                                                                            • digifan
                                                                                              The Profiler
                                                                                              • Oct 2002
                                                                                              • 14618

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Hey Amp,

                                                                                              they do not even take the time to read the thread and find the samples.. some mother's child.. nice to see you around.
                                                                                              [email protected]
                                                                                              Webair Rocks

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                                                                                              • CDSmith
                                                                                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                • May 2001
                                                                                                • 51460

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Originally posted by twisted Illustration
                                                                                                I make a living from designing ... and I do pay my bills ... and my clients are pretty happy with the work I do ... so ... well ... yes... I do have a clue

                                                                                                But I've not been in adult for as long as some... so of course I don't know this guy's work ... but I'm interested. He's blowing his trumpet a lot, so he must be pretty good.
                                                                                                You've probably looked at Amp's work hundreds of times while surfing and not had a clue that it was his work you were looking at, so no... you don't have a clue.

                                                                                                I urge you to shut your trap and get one. Your two earlier posts make you look quite clueless. "You need to prove yourself to me or no one will take you seriously"... christ, if that's not clueless I don't know what is. Call Amp a psycho or drug addict or whatever you want but his work stands alone. I loosely call myself a designer, I handle all design projects for my own sites and have done work for a lot of select clients over the years but I don't fool myself at all about who is the top dog in design. Hint: it's not you and it's not me.

                                                                                                Now off you go to get that clue.
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                                                                                                • Twisted Dave
                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                  • Mar 2006
                                                                                                  • 3635

                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Originally posted by CDSmith
                                                                                                  You've probably looked at Amp's work hundreds of times while surfing and not had a clue that it was his work you were looking at, so no... you don't have a clue.

                                                                                                  I urge you to shut your trap and get one. Your two earlier posts make you look quite clueless. "You need to prove yourself to me or no one will take you seriously"... christ, if that's not clueless I don't know what is. Call Amp a psycho or drug addict or whatever you want but his work stands alone. I loosely call myself a designer, I handle all design projects for my own sites and have done work for a lot of select clients over the years but I don't fool myself at all about who is the top dog in design. Hint: it's not you and it's not me.

                                                                                                  Now off you go to get that clue.
                                                                                                  For starters ... I didn't say he had to show samples to ME to be taken seriously. Don't put words in my mouth. A lot of people here are asking for designs because they haven't seen his stuff ... or ... don't know they have.

                                                                                                  Don't tell me I haven't a clue. You're out of line.

                                                                                                  Second ... don't insinuate that I called Amp a drug addict or anything else ... you're putting a post out that makes it sound, to people who haven't read the whole thread, that I said that shit. I didn't. Correct yourself.

                                                                                                  Third... til I see his work... how can I know how good he is? If he's good, great. I'm happy for him. I wouldn't have bumped the thread if I didn't wanna see his work would I?

                                                                                                  The difference here is that you're talking to me as if I'm a piece of shit, whereas I respect other designers. You should stop being such an asshole. I never said ANYTHING to be nasty to Amp. I just wanna see his work... because I'm curious.

                                                                                                  And in answer to the guy saying AMP is the reason I do adult design... sorry but as good as he might be... I decided to do adult design by accident... I quit the games industry full time, after finishing up working with EA, and I started fucking around with toons. That's how I got into adult. By doing a toon for daily teens xxx ... it was by accident. I don't regret it... but I wouldn't put it down to any other designers thanks.


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                                                                                                  • Twisted Dave
                                                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                                                    • Mar 2006
                                                                                                    • 3635

                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    Found something to see ... but I'll wait for your new stuff


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