I Rule. Other "designers" go home.
 

I'm sorry... but I haven't seen much out of any of you fuckers lately that impresses me.

And yet, I astound myself daily.


I rock.

easily amused are we :)

Love you too butter cup. Hows the island?

yes,

but that has nothing to do with it. :)

eh.. used to be better.

too much drama here now.... too much corporate infiltration.

Just blame it all on dog the bounty hunter...

hahahahaha

Dog is a tool

Your designs kicked ass..

you ain't seen shit....

I took a 2 year hiatus, and now my shit is smokin'.

Here's a tip:

If your "designer" isn't using a combo of Illustrator, PS, FW, & Flash.... on EVERY site..... (nevermind html, that should be a given)...

you're paying too much.

Rock ON Amp:thumbsup

I hate flash. It will never be used on any of my stuff.

:glugglug

You're also the most modest, and that's why we love you :winkwink:

maybe not, but does it really fucking matter....

where's your money going.....
and are you getting any back from it.

that's what matters

i know i'm the most fucking loaded..... hahaha

:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup

hey post a sample of your most recent... id like to check it out myself...

launching very soon.... i can't reveal it....

icq me, or wait a couple days

cool cool...

Yeah but only a few can afford that, especially since anything is to much when working with 80% broke fucks climbing all over your ass about every pixel.:1orglaugh

You can have those ones I sure as fuck dont need em.

The calibur of people that hire me know what they're doing.
They don't whine about #FF0033 versus #FF0000.....

I work with pros. Anyone that bitches like a girl is cut off. I don't do design for chumps.

:thumbsup I look forward to seeing your new stuff:)
I am sure its gonna be great!

It's good to have classy clients, rare but its always good:)

nice, can't wait to see your shit, always wondered what it was like!

I know they're not released yet, but for anyone hittin' the Sage, bookmark this page.

And I got to say to you....

I am Amp. And there ya go.

I know, I'm a fucking bastard.

Enjoy. :)

im moving up... some of your stuff has been an insipiration along the way... I like your meshing and color contrasting headers...

I use PS, flash, Freehand, fireworks, and usually always some css and php in all my works now...

Some video editing when needed as well...


I think im pretty solid... but I still have a lot to learn and utilize

Youre a rapper too ?

HAHAHAHAAA!!!!

yeah


rappin the sally DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccckkk!

Hey Amp, got any samples and references to post. I'd like to take a look. I'm using somebody else for design, but I have specific requirements so it's often a matter of how you can combine good design without hurting functionality and simplicity.

hit me on icq: 167332978
or email: amp [at] dakinegraphics [dot] com

Dude ... post samples :) You have to ... you'll never be taken seriously til you do :)

If you're actually any good ... I'll say :) And I'll praise :) I'm interested in your theory of if the designer isn't using all those apps, then the client isn't getting their money's worth ... That's probably one of the stupidest things I've ever heard :) I'm still awaiting tho ... :)

Looking forward to seeing the new designs, so much shitty outsourced design these days.

Some of you just don't have a clue do you?

Salvia is a bitch, ain't it amp?
Are you smokin it or vape'in it?

I just pulled in another sale from a site you did for me in 2002. I haven't looked at that site in a LONG time but it still pulls em in here and there.

I have always loved your work, would love to see your new stuff

and here cometh thy reasoning behind your suck. Juicydlinks on one hand may be what you call annoying and purposeless, you on the other need to design any kind of substance, then call the shit the best. Now who's ya daddy, i rule motherfucker!

I've seen enough, this guy's the best (in the industry) so far... respect!

We are looking for the best, and can afford it. Are you taking on new work? If so please contact me on ICQ. I've got some tours i'd like to take to the next level 207988536

:1orglaugh

bump for samples/portfolio

I make a living from designing ... and I do pay my bills ... and my clients are pretty happy with the work I do ... so ... well ... yes... I do have a clue :)

But I've not been in adult for as long as some... so of course I don't know this guy's work ... but I'm interested. He's blowing his trumpet a lot, so he must be pretty good.

This thread needs samples...

Hello Amp......

You don't know who AMP is?

AMP is the guy that made you want to be an adult designer.
AMP is the guy that you and everyone else uses as inspiration for their designs.

Get it out already, how much do you need?

Hey Amp,

they do not even take the time to read the thread and find the samples.. some mother's child.. nice to see you around.

You've probably looked at Amp's work hundreds of times while surfing and not had a clue that it was his work you were looking at, so no... you don't have a clue.

I urge you to shut your trap and get one. Your two earlier posts make you look quite clueless. "You need to prove yourself to me or no one will take you seriously"... christ, if that's not clueless I don't know what is. Call Amp a psycho or drug addict or whatever you want but his work stands alone. I loosely call myself a designer, I handle all design projects for my own sites and have done work for a lot of select clients over the years but I don't fool myself at all about who is the top dog in design. Hint: it's not you and it's not me.

Now off you go to get that clue.

For starters ... I didn't say he had to show samples to ME to be taken seriously. Don't put words in my mouth. A lot of people here are asking for designs because they haven't seen his stuff ... or ... don't know they have.

Don't tell me I haven't a clue. You're out of line.

Second ... don't insinuate that I called Amp a drug addict or anything else ... you're putting a post out that makes it sound, to people who haven't read the whole thread, that I said that shit. I didn't. Correct yourself.

Third... til I see his work... how can I know how good he is? If he's good, great. I'm happy for him. I wouldn't have bumped the thread if I didn't wanna see his work would I?

The difference here is that you're talking to me as if I'm a piece of shit, whereas I respect other designers. You should stop being such an asshole. I never said ANYTHING to be nasty to Amp. I just wanna see his work... because I'm curious.

And in answer to the guy saying AMP is the reason I do adult design... sorry but as good as he might be... I decided to do adult design by accident... I quit the games industry full time, after finishing up working with EA, and I started fucking around with toons. That's how I got into adult. By doing a toon for daily teens xxx ... it was by accident. I don't regret it... but I wouldn't put it down to any other designers thanks.

Found something to see ... but I'll wait for your new stuff :)