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DWB · 04-24-2007, 08:03 AM

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Originally Posted by rotowa85

im gonna get you sucker. dunno who played the customer but hammer was issac hayes,

100

Chris Rock was the customer

RedShoe · 04-24-2007, 10:31 AM

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Originally Posted by rotowa85

im gonna get you sucker. dunno who played the customer but hammer was issac hayes,

Quote:
Russ Tyler: Hey yo, team U.S.A., what you gonna do today, a million jumpin' jacks?
Portman: Man this kid's crazier than me. Just forget him!
[Jesse comes to the front]
Jesse: Man I'm gettin' sick of you!
Russ Tyler: And I'm gettin' sick of seein' the U.S.A. represented by a bunch of whining babies!
Jesse: Well, too bad you can't back up that mouth!

You, Fubar and DWB all came up with hard ones.

gimo33 · 04-24-2007, 10:48 AM

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Originally Posted by rotowa85

im gonna get you sucker. dunno who played the customer but hammer was issac hayes,

Quote:
Russ Tyler: Hey yo, team U.S.A., what you gonna do today, a million jumpin' jacks?
Portman: Man this kid's crazier than me. Just forget him!
[Jesse comes to the front]
Jesse: Man I'm gettin' sick of you!
Russ Tyler: And I'm gettin' sick of seein' the U.S.A. represented by a bunch of whining babies!
Jesse: Well, too bad you can't back up that mouth!

mighty ducks?

Evil Chris · 04-24-2007, 11:01 AM

Miracle...

CurrentlySober · 04-24-2007, 12:30 PM

and being honest, how many of you arent just typing the line into google?

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 04-24-2007, 01:59 PM

You know, so much of the time we're just lost. We say, "Please, God, tell us what is right; tell us what is true." And there is no justice: the rich win, the poor are powerless. We become tired of hearing people lie. And after a time, we become dead... a little dead. We think of ourselves as victims... and we become victims. We become... we become weak. We doubt ourselves, we doubt our beliefs. We doubt our institutions. And we doubt the law. But today you are the law. You ARE the law. Not some book... not the lawyers... not the, a marble statue... or the trappings of the court. See those are just symbols of our desire to be just. They are... they are, in fact, a prayer: a fervent and a frightened prayer. In my religion, they say, "Act as if ye had faith... and faith will be given to you." IF... if we are to have faith in justice, we need only to believe in ourselves. And ACT with justice. See, I believe there is justice in our hearts.

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gimo33 · 04-24-2007, 02:05 PM

(Major John Reisman): You've seen a general inspecting troops before haven't you? Just walk slow, act dumb and look stupid!

gimo33 · 04-24-2007, 02:08 PM

"There are many things my father taught me here in this room. He taught me: keep your friends close, but your enemies closer. "

gimo33 · 04-24-2007, 02:09 PM

"You have been weighed, you have been measured, and you have been found wanting. In what world could you possibly beat me? "

gimo33 · 04-24-2007, 02:11 PM

"The point is ladies and gentlemen that greed, for lack of a better word, is good. Greed is right. Greed works. Greed clarifies, cuts through and captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit. Greed, in all of it's forms - greed for life, for money, knowledge - has marked the upward surge of mankind and greed - you mark my words - will not only save Teldar Paper but that other malfunctioning corporation called the USA. Thank you."

gimo33 · 04-24-2007, 02:14 PM

(Raymond): Gotta get my boxer shorts at K-Mart.
(Charlie): What difference does it make where you buy underwear? Underwear! Underwear is Underwear! It's Underwear wherever you buy it! In Cincinatti or Wherever!
(Raymond): K-Mart!
(Charlie):You know what I think Ray? I think this autisticism is a bunch of shit! Because you can't tell me that you're not in there somewhere!
(Raymond): Boxer shorts. K-Mart!

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 04-24-2007, 02:27 PM

Got most of them...the one I didn't get, I've heard but can't place.

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Originally Posted by gimo33

(Major John Reisman): You've seen a general inspecting troops before haven't you? Just walk slow, act dumb and look stupid!

Lee Marvin was great in the Dirty Dozen!

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Originally Posted by gimo33

"There are many things my father taught me here in this room. He taught me: keep your friends close, but your enemies closer. "

The Godfather

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Originally Posted by gimo33

"The point is ladies and gentlemen that greed, for lack of a better word, is good. Greed is right. Greed works. Greed clarifies, cuts through and captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit. Greed, in all of it's forms - greed for life, for money, knowledge - has marked the upward surge of mankind and greed - you mark my words - will not only save Teldar Paper but that other malfunctioning corporation called the USA. Thank you."

Wall Street

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Originally Posted by gimo33

(Raymond): Gotta get my boxer shorts at K-Mart.
(Charlie): What difference does it make where you buy underwear? Underwear! Underwear is Underwear! It's Underwear wherever you buy it! In Cincinatti or Wherever!
(Raymond): K-Mart!
(Charlie):You know what I think Ray? I think this autisticism is a bunch of shit! Because you can't tell me that you're not in there somewhere!
(Raymond): Boxer shorts. K-Mart!

Rain Man

New one for you:

"Let me tell you what Like a Virgin's about. It's all about a girl who digs a guy with a big dick. The entire song . . . it's a metaphor for big dicks...Like a Virgin's not about some sensitive girl who meets a nice fella. That's what True Blue's about. Now, granted, no argument about that...Let me tell you what Like a Virgin's about. It's all about this cooze who's a regular fuck machine. I'm talking morning, day, night, afternoon . . . dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick... Then one day she meets this John Holmes motherfucker, and it's like, whoa baby. I mean, this cat is like Charles Bronson in The Great Escape. He's digging tunnels. She's getting this serious dick action and she's feelin' something she ain't felt since forever . . . Pain. Pain...It hurts. It hurts her. It shouldn't hurt her. You know, her pussy should be Bubble Yum by now, but when this cat fucks her, it hurts. It hurts just like it did the first time. You see, the pain is reminding a fuck machine what it was once like to be a virgin. Hence . . . Like a Virgin."

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RedShoe · 04-24-2007, 02:29 PM

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Originally Posted by ThatGuyInTheCorner

and being honest, how many of you arent just typing the line into google?

Well, I don't. It kinda defeats the purpose. It's not like this is a contest.

RedShoe · 04-24-2007, 02:31 PM

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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

New one for you:

"Let me tell you what Like a Virgin's about. It's all about a girl who digs a guy with a big dick. The entire song . . . it's a metaphor for big dicks...Like a Virgin's not about some sensitive girl who meets a nice fella. That's what True Blue's about. Now, granted, no argument about that...Let me tell you what Like a Virgin's about. It's all about this cooze who's a regular fuck machine. I'm talking morning, day, night, afternoon . . . dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick... Then one day she meets this John Holmes motherfucker, and it's like, whoa baby. I mean, this cat is like Charles Bronson in The Great Escape. He's digging tunnels. She's getting this serious dick action and she's feelin' something she ain't felt since forever . . . Pain. Pain...It hurts. It hurts her. It shouldn't hurt her. You know, her pussy should be Bubble Yum by now, but when this cat fucks her, it hurts. It hurts just like it did the first time. You see, the pain is reminding a fuck machine what it was once like to be a virgin. Hence . . . Like a Virgin."

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"dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick.."
"That's a lotta dicks"

Resivoir Dogs!

gimo33 · 04-24-2007, 02:32 PM

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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

New one for you:

"Let me tell you what Like a Virgin's about. It's all about a girl who digs a guy with a big dick. The entire song . . . it's a metaphor for big dicks...Like a Virgin's not about some sensitive girl who meets a nice fella. That's what True Blue's about. Now, granted, no argument about that...Let me tell you what Like a Virgin's about. It's all about this cooze who's a regular fuck machine. I'm talking morning, day, night, afternoon . . . dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick... Then one day she meets this John Holmes motherfucker, and it's like, whoa baby. I mean, this cat is like Charles Bronson in The Great Escape. He's digging tunnels. She's getting this serious dick action and she's feelin' something she ain't felt since forever . . . Pain. Pain...It hurts. It hurts her. It shouldn't hurt her. You know, her pussy should be Bubble Yum by now, but when this cat fucks her, it hurts. It hurts just like it did the first time. You see, the pain is reminding a fuck machine what it was once like to be a virgin. Hence . . . Like a Virgin."

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Reservoir Dogs?

gimo33 · 04-24-2007, 02:33 PM

"I'm an angel. I kill firstborns while their mamas watch. I turn cities into salt. I even, when I feel like it, rip the souls from little girls...and from now till kingdom come, the only thing you can count on in your existence is never understanding why"

RedShoe · 04-24-2007, 02:34 PM

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Originally Posted by gimo33

"You have been weighed, you have been measured, and you have been found wanting. In what world could you possibly beat me? "

do another one from this film.

LOL... ok, I got one.. I don't know the EXACT wording so SOUND IT OUT.
"ChewMonEE ToTONGA O Wachee ME YAY Ello"

gimo33 · 04-24-2007, 02:34 PM

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Originally Posted by RedShoe

Well, I don't. It kinda defeats the purpose. It's not like this is a contest.

me too... thats why there is question mark on my answers coz i'm not sure if they are correct...

RedShoe · 04-24-2007, 02:37 PM

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Originally Posted by gimo33

"I'm an angel. I kill firstborns while their mamas watch. I turn cities into salt. I even, when I feel like it, rip the souls from little girls...and from now till kingdom come, the only thing you can count on in your existence is never understanding why"

Constantine? Or maybe Devils Advocate?

gimo33 · 04-24-2007, 02:37 PM

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Originally Posted by RedShoe

do another one from this film.

"We're the sons of peasants. Glory, and riches, and stars are beyond our grasps. But a full stomach, that dream can come true. "

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Originally Posted by RedShoe

LOL... ok, I got one.. I don't know the EXACT wording so SOUND IT OUT.
"ChewMonEE ToTONGA O Wachee ME YAY Ello"

chew... chew.. chewbaca of starwars?... lol..

gimo33 · 04-24-2007, 02:38 PM

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Originally Posted by RedShoe

Constantine? Or maybe Devils Advocate?

Prophecy

RedShoe · 04-24-2007, 02:39 PM

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Originally Posted by ThatGuyInTheCorner

and being honest, how many of you arent just typing the line into google?

Also, I watch and own a lot of movies. You'd be surprised at how much this shit sticks with you.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 04-24-2007, 02:43 PM

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Originally Posted by RedShoe

"dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick.."
"That's a lotta dicks"

Resivoir Dogs!

Quote:

Originally Posted by gimo33

Reservoir Dogs?

Yep...one of my favorite movies ever.

A couple of quickies:

Hey, don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.

and, different movie and person:

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic and so am I.

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RedShoe · 04-24-2007, 02:44 PM

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Originally Posted by gimo33

"We're the sons of peasants. Glory, and riches, and stars are beyond our grasps. But a full stomach, that dream can come true. "

chew... chew.. chewbaca of starwars?... lol..

Damn, that first one sounds like a heavy film. Fear and Loathing in LV maybe?

And no, you're wrong.. It's not Chewbacca.

Although, I guess writing it doesn't sound as good as hearing it.

RedShoe · 04-24-2007, 02:45 PM

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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

Yep...one of my favorite movies ever.

A couple of quickies:

Hey, don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.

and, different movie and person:

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic and so am I.

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1) don't know
2) sounds like Me Myself and Irene. LOL.. but I'm not 100%

gimo33 · 04-24-2007, 02:47 PM

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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

Yep...one of my favorite movies ever.

A couple of quickies:

Hey, don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.

and, different movie and person:

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic and so am I.

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hard ones....

gimo33 · 04-24-2007, 02:50 PM

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Originally Posted by RedShoe

Damn, that first one sounds like a heavy film. Fear and Loathing in LV maybe?

nope sorry...

Mediachick · 04-24-2007, 02:55 PM

This is a great thread! Here's one of my faves for you guys

Dupea: OK, I'll make it as easy for you as I can. I'd like an omelette, plain, and a chicken salad sandwich on wheat toast, no mayonnaise, no butter, no lettuce. And a cup of coffee.
Waitress: A number two, chicken sal san, hold the butter, the lettuce and the mayonnaise. And a cup of coffee. Anything else?
Dupea: Yeah. Now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, give me a check for the chicken salad sandwich, and you haven't broken any rules.
Waitress (spitefully): You want me to hold the chicken, huh?
Dupea: I want you to hold it between your knees.

RedShoe · 04-24-2007, 02:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Mediachick

This is a great thread! Here's one of my faves for you guys

Dupea: OK, I'll make it as easy for you as I can. I'd like an omelette, plain, and a chicken salad sandwich on wheat toast, no mayonnaise, no butter, no lettuce. And a cup of coffee.
Waitress: A number two, chicken sal san, hold the butter, the lettuce and the mayonnaise. And a cup of coffee. Anything else?
Dupea: Yeah. Now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, give me a check for the chicken salad sandwich, and you haven't broken any rules.
Waitress (spitefully): You want me to hold the chicken, huh?
Dupea: I want you to hold it between your knees.

That's hilarious. At first I thought it was "When Harry met Sally" until I kept reading it, and realized it wasn't. Funny though.

gimo33 · 04-24-2007, 02:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Mediachick

This is a great thread! Here's one of my faves for you guys

Dupea: OK, I'll make it as easy for you as I can. I'd like an omelette, plain, and a chicken salad sandwich on wheat toast, no mayonnaise, no butter, no lettuce. And a cup of coffee.
Waitress: A number two, chicken sal san, hold the butter, the lettuce and the mayonnaise. And a cup of coffee. Anything else?
Dupea: Yeah. Now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, give me a check for the chicken salad sandwich, and you haven't broken any rules.
Waitress (spitefully): You want me to hold the chicken, huh?
Dupea: I want you to hold it between your knees.

i give up on this one....

funny though...

gimo33 · 04-24-2007, 03:04 PM

"As long as people are still having premarital sex with many anonymous partners while at the same time experimenting with mind-expanding drugs in a consequence free environment, I'll be sound as a pound!"
_____________________________

"I would like to say this. Tardiness is not something you can do on your own. Many, many people contributed to my tardiness. I would like to thank my parents for never giving me a ride to school; the LA city bus driver who took a chance on an unknown kid and last but not least, the wonderful crew from McDonalds who spend hours making those egg McMuffins without which I'd never be tardy."
________________________

"She wrote me a 'john-deere' letter... something about me not listening enough, I don't know... I wasn't really paying attention."

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 04-24-2007, 03:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Mediachick

This is a great thread! Here's one of my faves for you guys

Dupea: OK, I'll make it as easy for you as I can. I'd like an omelette, plain, and a chicken salad sandwich on wheat toast, no mayonnaise, no butter, no lettuce. And a cup of coffee.
Waitress: A number two, chicken sal san, hold the butter, the lettuce and the mayonnaise. And a cup of coffee. Anything else?
Dupea: Yeah. Now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, give me a check for the chicken salad sandwich, and you haven't broken any rules.
Waitress (spitefully): You want me to hold the chicken, huh?
Dupea: I want you to hold it between your knees.

Dupea = Nicholson...perhaps Five Easy Pieces.

Try this:

... it's hard to stay mad when there's so much beauty in the world. Sometimes I feel like I'm seeing it all at once, and it's too much. My heart fills up like a balloon that's about to burst ...

And then I remember ... to relax, and not try to hold on to it. And then it flows through me like rain. And I can't feel anything but gratitude for every single moment of my stupid little life. You have no idea what I'm talking about, I'm sure. Don't worry ... you will someday.

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RedShoe · 04-24-2007, 03:10 PM

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Originally Posted by gimo33

"As long as people are still having premarital sex with many anonymous partners while at the same time experimenting with mind-expanding drugs in a consequence free environment, I'll be sound as a pound!"
_____________________________

"I would like to say this. Tardiness is not something you can do on your own. Many, many people contributed to my tardiness. I would like to thank my parents for never giving me a ride to school; the LA city bus driver who took a chance on an unknown kid and last but not least, the wonderful crew from McDonalds who spend hours making those egg McMuffins without which I'd never be tardy."
________________________

"She wrote me a 'john-deere' letter... something about me not listening enough, I don't know... I wasn't really paying attention."

1)?
2)?
3) Dumb and dumber. And yes, I feel sad that I actually know the last one and not the others.

RedShoe · 04-24-2007, 03:11 PM

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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

Dupea = Nicholson...perhaps Five Easy Pieces.

Try this:

... it's hard to stay mad when there's so much beauty in the world. Sometimes I feel like I'm seeing it all at once, and it's too much. My heart fills up like a balloon that's about to burst ...

And then I remember ... to relax, and not try to hold on to it. And then it flows through me like rain. And I can't feel anything but gratitude for every single moment of my stupid little life. You have no idea what I'm talking about, I'm sure. Don't worry ... you will someday.

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American Beauty?

Mediachick · 04-24-2007, 03:15 PM

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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

Dupea = Nicholson...perhaps Five Easy Pieces.

That's right! I gotta admit that movie is quite underground if you're not an 'early nicholson fan'.

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

Try this:

... it's hard to stay mad when there's so much beauty in the world. Sometimes I feel like I'm seeing it all at once, and it's too much. My heart fills up like a balloon that's about to burst ...

And then I remember ... to relax, and not try to hold on to it. And then it flows through me like rain. And I can't feel anything but gratitude for every single moment of my stupid little life. You have no idea what I'm talking about, I'm sure. Don't worry ... you will someday.

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That reminds me of American beauty? Could it be?

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 04-24-2007, 03:15 PM

[QUOTE=gimo33;12306174]"As long as people are still having premarital sex with many anonymous partners while at the same time experimenting with mind-expanding drugs in a consequence free environment, I'll be sound as a pound!"
QUOTE]

Austin Powers...

And mine:

Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb.

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Scott McD · 04-24-2007, 03:16 PM

I've posted these before. My favourite Grouch Marx quotes from various Marx Brothers movies !!

Room service? Send up a larger room.

Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others.

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

A child of five could understand this. Fetch me a child of five!

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend reading it.

You know I could rent you out as a decoy for duck hunters?

You've got the brain of a four year old boy, and I'll bet he was glad to get rid of it!

Why should I care about posterity? What's posterity ever done for me?

Why, I'd horse whip you if I had a horse.

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.

There is no sweeter sound than the crumbling of your fellow man.

I must say that I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go to the library and read a book.

I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.

If I held you any closer I would be on the other side of you.

I must confess, I was born at a very early age.

I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

Either he's dead or my watch has stopped.

Remember men, we're fighting for this woman's honour... which is probably more than she ever did.

Women should be obscene and not heard.

Why was I with her? She reminds me of you. In fact, she reminds me more of you than you do!

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

As soon as I get through with you, you'll have a clear case for divorce, and so will my wife.

Marry me and I'll never look at another horse!

I married your mother because I wanted children, imagine my disappointment when you came along.

Whatever it is, I'm against it.

A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.

Quote me as saying I was mis quoted.

gimo33 · 04-24-2007, 03:20 PM

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Originally Posted by RedShoe

1)?
2)?
3) Dumb and dumber. And yes, I feel sad that I actually know the last one and not the others.

1)Austin Powers
2)Clueless... I know its a chick flick.. the GF made me watch it...

gimo33 · 04-24-2007, 03:22 PM

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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

And mine:

Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb.

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hmmmm.... sounds like a comedy flick..

gimo33 · 04-24-2007, 03:23 PM

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Originally Posted by gimo33

1)Austin Powers
2)Clueless... I know its a chick flick.. the GF made me watch it...

oh and the other one a few post above is "A Knights Tale"

RedShoe · 04-24-2007, 03:24 PM

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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb.

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Damn, I know I know this.

Scott, yours are hilarious. I've never seen a Marx brothers film. Maybe bits and pieces but never a full film. What do you recommend I start with?

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 04-24-2007, 03:24 PM

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Originally Posted by RedShoe

American Beauty?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mediachick

That's right! I gotta admit that movie is quite underground if you're not an 'early nicholson fan'.

That reminds me of American beauty? Could it be?

I love great lines in movies. Next to cinematography, I look for good dialogue and acting. Jack Nicholson is a master of breathing life into dialogue.

Kevin Spacey is another. Good for both of you for picking up on the American Beauty quote.

This one was an award winner too, but is more obscure:

Old paint on canvas, as it ages, sometimes becomes transparent. When that happens it is possible, in some pictures, to see the original lines: a tree will show through a woman's dress, a child makes way for a dog, a large boat is no longer on open sea. That is called pentimento because the painter "repented," changed his mind. Perhaps it would be as well to say that the old conception, replaced by a later choice, is a way of seeing and then seeing again.

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AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 04-24-2007, 03:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott McD

I've posted these before. My favourite Grouch Marx quotes from various Marx Brothers movies !!

Room service? Send up a larger room.

Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others.

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

A child of five could understand this. Fetch me a child of five!

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend reading it.

You know I could rent you out as a decoy for duck hunters?

You've got the brain of a four year old boy, and I'll bet he was glad to get rid of it!

Why should I care about posterity? What's posterity ever done for me?

Why, I'd horse whip you if I had a horse.

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.

There is no sweeter sound than the crumbling of your fellow man.

I must say that I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go to the library and read a book.

I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.

If I held you any closer I would be on the other side of you.

I must confess, I was born at a very early age.

I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

Either he's dead or my watch has stopped.

Remember men, we're fighting for this woman's honour... which is probably more than she ever did.

Women should be obscene and not heard.

Why was I with her? She reminds me of you. In fact, she reminds me more of you than you do!

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

As soon as I get through with you, you'll have a clear case for divorce, and so will my wife.

Marry me and I'll never look at another horse!

I married your mother because I wanted children, imagine my disappointment when you came along.

Whatever it is, I'm against it.

A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.

Quote me as saying I was mis quoted.

Duck Soup

Animal Crackers, Horsefeathers, Coconuts and the "Night At" movies (Night at the Races, Night at Casablanca, etc) were all classics.

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gimo33 · 04-24-2007, 03:49 PM

how about quotes from recent movies?....

"On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero."
__________________________

"Cheerleaders are dancers gone retarded."
__________________________

"When you first entered the restaurant, I thought you were handsome...
and then, of course, you spoke... "

RedShoe · 04-24-2007, 03:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gimo33

how about quotes from recent movies?....

"On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero."
__________________________

"Cheerleaders are dancers gone retarded."
__________________________

"When you first entered the restaurant, I thought you were handsome...
and then, of course, you spoke... "

1) Tyler Durden - Fight Club
2) I forget, but I actually have this movie, I know it.
3) damn.. again, I know I've seen this. (just not seen it enough)

gimo33 · 04-24-2007, 03:55 PM

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Originally Posted by RedShoe

1) Tyler Durden - Fight Club
2) I forget, but I actually have this movie, I know it.
3) damn.. again, I know I've seen this. (just not seen it enough)

1)

2) watched it becuase of the cheerleaders...
3) great film.. i think you can guess this one...

naitirps · 04-24-2007, 03:56 PM

"Negative, I am a meat popsicle."

candyflip · 04-24-2007, 04:03 PM

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Originally Posted by naitirps

"Negative, I am a meat popsicle."

I have this poster in my office. The Fifth Element.

Here's mine:

"We ain't found SHIT!"

gimo33 · 04-24-2007, 04:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by naitirps

"Negative, I am a meat popsicle."

the fifth element...

F*** ME I'M FAMOUS · 04-24-2007, 04:07 PM

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Steve Stifler

* I say, why don't you guys locate your dicks, remove the shrink wrap, and fucking use them!

* She called me and asked for my number.

* I'll see you guys tonight, in the "No Fucking Section", right?

* Sherman! What the fuck are you doing here?

* Vicky. Jessica. [walking away] Bitches!

* Well, polish my nuts and serve me a milkshake, haha.

[edit] Jim

* I would like to make an announcement. There is a beautiful woman masturbating on my bed.

* You realize we're all going to go to college as virgins. They probably have special dorms for people like us.

* She's gone! Oh my God, she used me. I was used. I was used! Cool!

[edit] Jim's Dad

* I have to admit, you know, I did the fair bit of [hesitates] masturbating when I was a little younger. I used to call it stroking the salami, yeah, you know, pounding the old pud. [pause] I never did it with baked goods, but you know your uncle Mort, he pets the one-eyed snake 5-6 times a day.

* [On condoms] Well, they're safer than a tube sock...

* We'll just tell your mother that... we ate it all.

* [to Jim] Now, do you know what a clitoris is?

[edit] Others

* Finch: God bless the Internet.

* Chuck Sherman: I am The Sherminator. I'm a sophisticated sex robot sent back through time, to change the future for one lucky lady.

* Coach Marshall: I don't want any of you boys thinking that you're gonna score. You don't score, until you score!

* Garage Band Member: Go trig boy, it's your birthday.

* Nadia: I believe "shaved" is the expression.

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