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Old 04-24-2007, 02:27 PM  
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Got most of them...the one I didn't get, I've heard but can't place.

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(Major John Reisman): You've seen a general inspecting troops before haven't you? Just walk slow, act dumb and look stupid!
Lee Marvin was great in the Dirty Dozen!

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"There are many things my father taught me here in this room. He taught me: keep your friends close, but your enemies closer. "
The Godfather

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"The point is ladies and gentlemen that greed, for lack of a better word, is good. Greed is right. Greed works. Greed clarifies, cuts through and captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit. Greed, in all of it's forms - greed for life, for money, knowledge - has marked the upward surge of mankind and greed - you mark my words - will not only save Teldar Paper but that other malfunctioning corporation called the USA. Thank you."
Wall Street

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(Raymond): Gotta get my boxer shorts at K-Mart.
(Charlie): What difference does it make where you buy underwear? Underwear! Underwear is Underwear! It's Underwear wherever you buy it! In Cincinatti or Wherever!
(Raymond): K-Mart!
(Charlie):You know what I think Ray? I think this autisticism is a bunch of shit! Because you can't tell me that you're not in there somewhere!
(Raymond): Boxer shorts. K-Mart!
Rain Man

New one for you:

"Let me tell you what Like a Virgin's about. It's all about a girl who digs a guy with a big dick. The entire song . . . it's a metaphor for big dicks...Like a Virgin's not about some sensitive girl who meets a nice fella. That's what True Blue's about. Now, granted, no argument about that...Let me tell you what Like a Virgin's about. It's all about this cooze who's a regular fuck machine. I'm talking morning, day, night, afternoon . . . dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick... Then one day she meets this John Holmes motherfucker, and it's like, whoa baby. I mean, this cat is like Charles Bronson in The Great Escape. He's digging tunnels. She's getting this serious dick action and she's feelin' something she ain't felt since forever . . . Pain. Pain...It hurts. It hurts her. It shouldn't hurt her. You know, her pussy should be Bubble Yum by now, but when this cat fucks her, it hurts. It hurts just like it did the first time. You see, the pain is reminding a fuck machine what it was once like to be a virgin. Hence . . . Like a Virgin."

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