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yep.
I got another one for you. "Shitter's full" ![]()
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Here is another easy one:
"I know you don't smoke weed, I know this; but I'm gonna get you high today, 'cause it's Friday; you ain't got no job... and you ain't got shit to do." |
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Dr. Strangelove"Greetings from The Humungus! The Lord Humungus! The Warrior of the Wasteland! The Ayatollah of Rock and Rolla!"
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And for you: I don't understand why women do it. I don't see how they can get any pleasure from it. It's gross and unnatural. It's not supposed to go up there. Frankly, I don't even understand why men want that kind of thing either. So you're opposed to women being involved in modern space exploration? Absolutely! Frankly, I'd rather take it up the butt. ADG Webmaster |
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The "doomed" one earlier was from "Hysterical" Here's a new one. Your'e gonna need a bigger boat.
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And the boat one is too easy seeing as how you're a pirate and all. Jaws.
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This sounds like another Woody Allen film, but I bet it's not. Damn, now I wanna see either Deconstructing Harry, or Road Warrior.
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Very, very easy one
"you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya punk?"
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FUCK Now I wanna see this too. Ken from Fish called Wanda.
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I know who said it, and I know the series of films, but I forget which film.. was it the first one in the series?
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"I know what you're thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya punk? "
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I know it's the first one I remember watching with my old man as a kid, and remembering that line, I just didn't know if it was "Dirty Harry" or like "Dirty Harry: Sudden Impact" I think Sudden Impact is when he says " go ahead, make my day."
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I almost posted that exact quote but did the Grosse Point Blank one instead. Gotta love Kevin Kline in that movie. "Don't call me stupid". |
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Fuuuuck, I thinK I know this.. "PhoneBooth" from the scene where the hooker is yelling at him about breaking her dick hand? ![]()
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Here's another good one... "YOU shut the fuck up, Bennie! I would tell you to kiss my ass, but knowing you, you probably can't find it, you blind motherfucker!" |
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My favorite scene in that film is the opening scene where that guy is all pissed off about the kid being in the room when he rolls dice. The dude says he has bad luck with kids, Then after he looses and tries to stab Sugar Ray and the kid shoots him in the head, Sugar Ray looks at the young Quick and says.... "Damn, I guess he does have bad luck with kids" ok, here's an easy one: "I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse"
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Marlon Brando in The God Father ![]()
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Wrong, this is who said that
Al Pacino "I'll make him an offer he can't refuse."
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Actually you were right both times. They both say it.
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This maybe a little more difficult
Here's a news flash: Today President Lyndon Johnson passed a highway beautification bill. The bill basically said that his daughters could not drive in a Convertible on public highways.
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Funny accent in that one, but nope...
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Damn. Bad Santa? lol, sounds like something he'd say.
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I'm stumped on this one.
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ok, last one for me as well.. might as well make it a fun one:
Clerk: How may I help you? Neal: You can start by wiping that fucking dumb-ass smile off your rosey fucking cheeks. Then you can give me a fucking automobile. A fucking Datsun. A fucking Toyota. A fucking Mustang. A fucking Buick. Four fucking wheels and a seat. Clerk: I really don't care for the way you're speaking to me. Neal: And I really don't care for the way your company left me in the middle of fucking nowhere, with the fucking keys to a fucking car that isn't fucking there. And I really didn't care to fucking walk down a fucking higway and across a fucking runway to get back here to have you smile at my fucking face. I want a fucking car right fucking now. LOL!!!! You can hear it here. http://www.lovedungeon.net/sounds/pta-marathon.wav
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This should help
"Do you see anything on this uniform indicating an officer?! What does three up and three down mean to you?! " "End of an inning?"
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And for you: The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds - pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum...it's breathtaking - I highly suggest you try it. ADG Webmaster |
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Now this is a difficult one ![]()
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One more quote...same movie and character:
Why must I be surrounded by frickin' idiots? ADG Webmaster |
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Dr. EVIL!!I worked on a movie with Dana Carvey and he claims that Mike Myers stole that character from him. Dana said he would impersonate Lorne Michaels and that Mike Myers would laugh his ass off, then he would copy Dana and started doing Dr. Evil as an impersonation of Dana's Lorne impersonation.
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One more exchange from one of my favorite "B" movie comedies of all time:
Hey, hey, kid, what are you doing? I had to go to the bathroom. On my head? Hey this is my bathroom not your bedroom you big drunken mess. ADG Webmaster |
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here's my last one.. then I'm off. "Hell, I like you. You can come over and fuck my sister."
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Dana quotes: That is a babe. She makes me feel kinda funny, like when we used to climb the rope in gym class. Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played a girl bunny? ADG Webmaster |
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Ahhhh. I only saw that once. Not enough for all the funny stuff to sink in. Rib Joint Customer: Ya got any soda? Hammer: One dollar. Rib Joint Customer: Aw, c'mon, now! Look out for a brother, man, c'mon, yeah. Check this out: why don't you let me get a sip for fifteen cents? Hammer: My cups cost more than fifteen cents! Rib Joint Customer: All right, fuck the cup. Pour it in my hand for a dime. ![]()
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Quote: Russ Tyler: Hey yo, team U.S.A., what you gonna do today, a million jumpin' jacks? Portman: Man this kid's crazier than me. Just forget him! [Jesse comes to the front] Jesse: Man I'm gettin' sick of you! Russ Tyler: And I'm gettin' sick of seein' the U.S.A. represented by a bunch of whining babies! Jesse: Well, too bad you can't back up that mouth! |
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