04-24-2007, 04:07 PM
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Steve Stifler
* I say, why don't you guys locate your dicks, remove the shrink wrap, and fucking use them!
* She called me and asked for my number.
* I'll see you guys tonight, in the "No Fucking Section", right?
* Sherman! What the fuck are you doing here?
* Vicky. Jessica. [walking away] Bitches!
* Well, polish my nuts and serve me a milkshake, haha.
[edit] Jim
* I would like to make an announcement. There is a beautiful woman masturbating on my bed.
* You realize we're all going to go to college as virgins. They probably have special dorms for people like us.
* She's gone! Oh my God, she used me. I was used. I was used! Cool!
[edit] Jim's Dad
* I have to admit, you know, I did the fair bit of [hesitates] masturbating when I was a little younger. I used to call it stroking the salami, yeah, you know, pounding the old pud. [pause] I never did it with baked goods, but you know your uncle Mort, he pets the one-eyed snake 5-6 times a day.
* [On condoms] Well, they're safer than a tube sock...
* We'll just tell your mother that... we ate it all.
* [to Jim] Now, do you know what a clitoris is?
[edit] Others
* Finch: God bless the Internet.
* Chuck Sherman: I am The Sherminator. I'm a sophisticated sex robot sent back through time, to change the future for one lucky lady.
* Coach Marshall: I don't want any of you boys thinking that you're gonna score. You don't score, until you score!
* Garage Band Member: Go trig boy, it's your birthday.
* Nadia: I believe "shaved" is the expression.
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