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12-02-2006, 08:35 AM
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New Pick-up Lines
"Do you live here often?"
"Didn't we go to different schools together?" "Did you ever kiss a bunny between the ears? -No. Turn your pockets inside out - Do you want to?" "Do you wanna go home to my place and have a glass of milk and fuck? What, don't you like milk?" "I'm not really this tall, I'm sitting on my wallet" Diss-lines "You have beautiful teeth. Do they come in white?" "You are the two most beautiful girls I've seen tonight"(calling her fat) "I've been drinking all night and you're actually starting to look good" "you look like a bag of nuts" Ok, not very new but maybe a few ones you haven't hear yet.. Do feel free to use the diss-lines next time you're going out 
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12-02-2006, 10:06 AM
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Location: Israel - ICQ: 162136565
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the diss-lines suck....
they aren't the sarcastic-type-diss that could get you laid... they're just plain insulting.
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12-02-2006, 10:15 AM
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Ryde or Die
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hmm rite like those diss lines would get you laid. Its one thing to be cocky and funny and another thing to be plain insulting.
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12-02-2006, 10:21 AM
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i'd give you a hard slap for those diss lines...if i was a woman
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12-02-2006, 10:27 AM
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"I've been drinking all night and you're actually starting to look good"
i think i'll use that 1 |
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12-02-2006, 11:38 AM
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hahaha more more
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12-02-2006, 12:12 PM
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Location: Swedän
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the pick-up lines are for picking up and the diss-lines are for dissing.. get it?
here's a few more pick-up lines. Enjoy "Excuse me, do you fuck on the first date? No? Ok, see you tomorrow then" "are you freezing? You should, you've been running around naked in my thoughts all day" (lame, I know) "nice shoes, wanna fuck?" "I make more money than you could ever spend" "I've noticed that you haven't noticed me, let's change that" "You wanna come home to my place and do all those thing I will tell everybody we did?" "Not only am I a hot person, I have a kind body to" "Sure a womans body is her own, but sharing is nice isn't it?" "If you see a lonely girl waiting for someone and he doesn't show up I'll be in the corner" "Take me or leave me.. preferably both in that order" "What's a nice looking place like this doing around a girl like you?" "We'll get along just fine.. as soon as you realise that I am God" "Are you free tonight, or will I have to pay?" Heard in a bar: - Before I met you my life was like a desert. - Is that why you dance like a camel?
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12-02-2006, 04:49 PM
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12-02-2006, 06:41 PM
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"You have beautiful teeth. Do they come in white?" LOL
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12-02-2006, 07:07 PM
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Some are actually pretty funny.
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12-02-2006, 07:30 PM
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damn right they're funny! :D
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12-02-2006, 07:32 PM
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I need a beer
 
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Lol..some pretty good lines there
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12-02-2006, 07:34 PM
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"fuck me if I am wrong but are you my sister?"
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12-02-2006, 07:37 PM
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you must be a black market organ harvester cause you just stole my heart
you must be Doom 3 cause when the action starts the lights go out you must be London because I want to explode inside your tunnel you must be grand theft auto: san andreas because once i get inside of you i'm going to do all sorts of illegal things you must be the warp core of the starship enterprise because if you ever start acting up i will dump you you must be a game of texas holdem cuz i just wanna go all in you must be OSX because you're beautiful and alluring but mostly worthless you must be a free porn website, because after one 10 minute visit i'll never see you again you must be internet explorer because you give me popups all the time you must be an internet forum because i am about to try and impress you using my stale in jokes from 1998 you must be the aeon flux movie because i never wanna see you again you must be a rodeo bull because i want to ride you for 8 seconds and then get off you must be gasoline because even though you're pricey, I'm still going to pump you in my van
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12-03-2006, 07:50 AM
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"Nice pair of legs there. What time do they usually open? "
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12-03-2006, 07:58 AM
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I'm Lenny2 Bitch
Join Date: Mar 2001
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The only pick up line you'll ever need.
"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"
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12-03-2006, 08:00 AM
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"Nice pair of legs there. What time do they usually open? "
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12-03-2006, 09:04 AM
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Dont think those will work at all.
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12-03-2006, 09:36 AM
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So Fucking Banned
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"want to see my Zango?"
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12-03-2006, 11:35 AM
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Is your dad a terrorist? Coz, my gawd, you're the bomb!
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