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Old 12-02-2006, 08:35 AM  
MyNameIsNobody
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Swedän
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New Pick-up Lines

"Do you live here often?"

"Didn't we go to different schools together?"

"Did you ever kiss a bunny between the ears?
-No.
Turn your pockets inside out
- Do you want to?"

"Do you wanna go home to my place and have a glass of milk and fuck?
What, don't you like milk?"

"I'm not really this tall, I'm sitting on my wallet"



Diss-lines
"You have beautiful teeth. Do they come in white?"

"You are the two most beautiful girls I've seen tonight"(calling her fat)

"I've been drinking all night and you're actually starting to look good"

"you look like a bag of nuts"





Ok, not very new but maybe a few ones you haven't hear yet..
Do feel free to use the diss-lines next time you're going out
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