MyNameIsNobody

the pick-up lines are for picking up and the diss-lines are for dissing.. get it?


here's a few more pick-up lines. Enjoy

"Excuse me, do you fuck on the first date?
No?
Ok, see you tomorrow then"

"are you freezing?
You should, you've been running around naked in my thoughts all day" (lame, I know)

"nice shoes, wanna fuck?"

"I make more money than you could ever spend"

"I've noticed that you haven't noticed me, let's change that"

"You wanna come home to my place and do all those thing I will tell everybody we did?"

"Not only am I a hot person, I have a kind body to"

"Sure a womans body is her own, but sharing is nice isn't it?"

"If you see a lonely girl waiting for someone and he doesn't show up I'll be in the corner"

"Take me or leave me.. preferably both in that order"

"What's a nice looking place like this doing around a girl like you?"

"We'll get along just fine.. as soon as you realise that I am God"

"Are you free tonight, or will I have to pay?"


Heard in a bar:
- Before I met you my life was like a desert.
- Is that why you dance like a camel?

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