|
you must be a black market organ harvester cause you just stole my heart
you must be Doom 3 cause when the action starts the lights go out
you must be London because I want to explode inside your tunnel
you must be grand theft auto: san andreas because once i get inside of you i'm going to do all sorts of illegal things
you must be the warp core of the starship enterprise because if you ever start acting up i will dump you
you must be a game of texas holdem cuz i just wanna go all in
you must be OSX because you're beautiful and alluring but mostly worthless
you must be a free porn website, because after one 10 minute visit i'll never see you again
you must be internet explorer because you give me popups all the time
you must be an internet forum because i am about to try and impress you using my stale in jokes from 1998
you must be the aeon flux movie because i never wanna see you again
you must be a rodeo bull because i want to ride you for 8 seconds and then get off
you must be gasoline because even though you're pricey, I'm still going to pump you in my van
__________________
Since 1999: 69 Adult Industry awards for Best Hosting Company and professional excellence.
My Cam Feeds Script
|