New Pick-up Lines
 

"Do you live here often?"

"Didn't we go to different schools together?"

"Did you ever kiss a bunny between the ears?
-No.
Turn your pockets inside out
- Do you want to?"

"Do you wanna go home to my place and have a glass of milk and fuck?
What, don't you like milk?"

"I'm not really this tall, I'm sitting on my wallet"



Diss-lines
"You have beautiful teeth. Do they come in white?"

"You are the two most beautiful girls I've seen tonight"(calling her fat)

"I've been drinking all night and you're actually starting to look good"

"you look like a bag of nuts"





Ok, not very new but maybe a few ones you haven't hear yet..
Do feel free to use the diss-lines next time you're going out:pimp

the diss-lines suck....
they aren't the sarcastic-type-diss that could get you laid...
they're just plain insulting.

hmm rite like those diss lines would get you laid. Its one thing to be cocky and funny and another thing to be plain insulting.

i'd give you a hard slap for those diss lines...if i was a woman

"I've been drinking all night and you're actually starting to look good"

i think i'll use that 1

hahaha more more :)

the pick-up lines are for picking up and the diss-lines are for dissing.. get it?


here's a few more pick-up lines. Enjoy

"Excuse me, do you fuck on the first date?
No?
Ok, see you tomorrow then"

"are you freezing?
You should, you've been running around naked in my thoughts all day" (lame, I know)

"nice shoes, wanna fuck?"

"I make more money than you could ever spend"

"I've noticed that you haven't noticed me, let's change that"

"You wanna come home to my place and do all those thing I will tell everybody we did?"

"Not only am I a hot person, I have a kind body to"

"Sure a womans body is her own, but sharing is nice isn't it?"

"If you see a lonely girl waiting for someone and he doesn't show up I'll be in the corner"

"Take me or leave me.. preferably both in that order"

"What's a nice looking place like this doing around a girl like you?"

"We'll get along just fine.. as soon as you realise that I am God"

"Are you free tonight, or will I have to pay?"


Heard in a bar:
- Before I met you my life was like a desert.
- Is that why you dance like a camel?

some nice ones! :)

"You have beautiful teeth. Do they come in white?" LOL

Some are actually pretty funny.

damn right they're funny! :D

Lol..some pretty good lines there

"fuck me if I am wrong but are you my sister?"

you must be a black market organ harvester cause you just stole my heart

you must be Doom 3 cause when the action starts the lights go out

you must be London because I want to explode inside your tunnel

you must be grand theft auto: san andreas because once i get inside of you i'm going to do all sorts of illegal things

you must be the warp core of the starship enterprise because if you ever start acting up i will dump you

you must be a game of texas holdem cuz i just wanna go all in

you must be OSX because you're beautiful and alluring but mostly worthless

you must be a free porn website, because after one 10 minute visit i'll never see you again

you must be internet explorer because you give me popups all the time

you must be an internet forum because i am about to try and impress you using my stale in jokes from 1998

you must be the aeon flux movie because i never wanna see you again

you must be a rodeo bull because i want to ride you for 8 seconds and then get off

you must be gasoline because even though you're pricey, I'm still going to pump you in my van

"Nice pair of legs there. What time do they usually open? " :)

The only pick up line you'll ever need.

"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

FRIS just highjacked this thread... AND IT ROCKS

"Nice pair of legs there. What time do they usually open? "
Great!

Dont think those will work at all.

"want to see my Zango?"

Is your dad a terrorist? Coz, my gawd, you're the bomb! :pimp