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Relish XXX · 06-21-2006, 09:10 PM

http://edition.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/as...ile/index.html

North Korea arent allowed them now.

High Plains Drifter · 06-21-2006, 09:11 PM

No one else, eh?

MarkTiarra · 06-21-2006, 09:15 PM

If you had enough might to push all other webmasters around and tell them only you could have hardcore content... wouldn't you?

baddog · 06-21-2006, 09:15 PM

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Originally Posted by High Plains Drifter

No one else, eh?

he isn't very smart

SilentKnight · 06-21-2006, 09:18 PM

Several other countries have nukes. Its just that lately a lot of countries with questionable intent are wanting to have nuke capability (i.e. North Korea, Iran).

I, for one...am thankful the U.S. is taking a firm position against allowing either country to develop nuclear arms. I highly doubt these countries would use nukes as a deterrent - but rather a first-strike weapon.

Relish XXX · 06-21-2006, 09:19 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

he isn't very smart

just like you arent smart enough to own a 'proper' hosting company.

potter · 06-21-2006, 09:22 PM

You're not very educated are you? First; There are plenty of countries allowed to have nukes, and nuclear programs. Second; It's not the U.S. that dictates who can have them and who can't. Thirdly; we gave North Korea millions for their nuclear program. And last but not least, it's North Korea breaking agreements they made which is causing the problem.

Go read a fucking book and get some information on the subject before spewing garbage from your keyboard.

OG LennyT · 06-21-2006, 09:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Relish XXX

just like you arent smart enough to own a 'proper' hosting company.

dont hate cause he called you out like a bitch

SomeCreep · 06-21-2006, 09:25 PM

Simple, because USA owns the world.

Webby · 06-21-2006, 09:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Relish XXX

http://edition.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/as...ile/index.html

North Korea arent allowed them now.

Well.. it's like this

Nuclear proliferation is a bad thing. It is better other countries don't have any nuclear ability. Meanwhile, "we" who have more nuclear capability than almost all nations on the planet combined - have no interest in reducing our own facilities, but we like to whine about others.

Other factors include, we can't have some other nation infringing and messing with our monopoly of arms trading - that could cost us billions.

To quote a currently famous leader..

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The North Koreans have made agreements with us in the past, and we expect them to keep their agreements.

This is not the way you conduct business in the world. This is not the way that peaceful nations conduct their affairs.

Can someone tell this leader that North Korea has already stated clearly that they no longer have any "agreements" - they relinquished them - and he was advised at the time, but obviously suffering from memory loss.

Invading countries on the basis of false claims of having nuclear weaponary is also not the way "that peaceful nations conduct their affairs".

Pornwolf · 06-21-2006, 09:28 PM

Umm, because...

Err...

Just because damnit. We don't need a reason. Don't ask again.

directfiesta · 06-21-2006, 09:28 PM

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Originally Posted by potter

You're not very educated are you? First; There are plenty of countries allowed to have nukes, and nuclear programs. Second; It's not the U.S. that dictates who can have them and who can't. Thirdly; we gave North Korea millions for their nuclear program. And last but not least, it's North Korea breaking agreements they made which is causing the problem.

Go read a fucking book and get some information on the subject before spewing garbage from your keyboard.

you're funny ....

V_RocKs · 06-21-2006, 09:29 PM

Because the rest of you act like animals...

In the style of the Dog Whisperer, "OK, see now this sniveling pussy is acting like a baby, but in reality it is not the submissive behavior we are looking for. So what we are gonna do is let him know that we are the dominant ones by taking his nukes away from him. This is our planet and our lives, he is just going to have to go along for the ride."

notabook · 06-21-2006, 09:30 PM

You see, back in the early 40?s America needed a way to stop Godzilla from invading us from Japan so we developed a way to stop him dead in his tracks. However, since we were just barely able to comprehend science (during this time we still used rocks to kill our enemies with and to break open coconuts), we made a mistake and accidentally dropped two atomic bombs directly over Japan while scouting for Godzilla. It was a horrible travesty that killed 200,000 people, but since most of them were Asian it didn?t count during the time (Asian people are still not considered people by 65% of the world). We don?t know where Godzilla has gone, but in time we may have to use our atomic weap-ons again. Maybe in Iran? I hear he?s been sighted close to there in recent months.

xclusive · 06-21-2006, 09:30 PM

Well the fact that n. Korea is fun by a madman and they have missles that can reach the us...Ummm yeah I think it's in our best interest to make sure they don't have them.

stickyfingerz · 06-21-2006, 09:33 PM

Folks, Id like to sing a song about the American Dream
About me, about you
About the way our American hearts beat way down in the bottom of our chests
About that special feeling we get in the cockles of our hearts
Maybe below the cockles,
Maybe in the sub cockle area,
Maybe in the liver, maybe in the kidneys,
Maybe even in the colon, we dont know

Im just a regular Joe, with a regular job
Im your average white, suburbanite slob
I like football and porno and books about war
I got an average house, with a nice hardwood floor
My wife and my job, my kids and my car
My feet on my table, and a Cuban cigar

But sometimes that just aint enough to keep a man like me interested
(oh no, no way, uh uh)
No I gotta go out and have fun at someone elses expense
(woah yeah, yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah)
I drive really slow in the ultra fast lane
While people behind me are going insane

Im an asshole (hes an asshole)
Im an asshole (hes an asshole, such an asshole)

I use public toilets and I piss on the seat
I walk around in the summer time saying ?how about this heat??

Im an asshole (hes an asshole)
Im an asshole (hes the worlds biggest asshole)

Sometimes I park in handicapped spaces
While handicapped people make handicapped faces

Im an asshole (hes an asshole)
Im an asshole (hes a real fucking asshole)

Maybe I shouldnt be singing this song
Ranting and raving and carrying on
Maybe theyre right when they tell me Im wrong
Nah

Im an asshole (hes an asshole)
Im an asshole (hes the worlds biggest asshole)

You know what Im gonna do
Im gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac Eldorado convertible
Hot pink, with whale skin hubcaps
And all leather cow interior
And make brown baby seal eyes for head lights (yeah)
And Im gonna drive in that baby at 115 miles per hour
Gettin? 1 mile per gallon,
Sucking down Quarter Pounder cheeseburgers from McDonalds
In the old fashioned non-biodegradable styrofoam containers
And when Im done sucking down those greeseball burgers
Im gonna wipe my mouth with the American flag
And then Im gonna toss the styrofoam containers right out the side
And there aint a goddamn thing anybody can do about it
You know why, because weve got the bombs, thats why
2 words, nuclear fucking weapons, OK?
Russia, Germany, Romania, they can have all the democracy they want
They can have a big democracy cakewalk
Right through the middle of Tiananmen Square
and it wont make a lick of difference
Because weve got the bombs, OK?
John Wayne?s not dead, hes frozen, and as soon as we find a cure for cancer
Were gonna thaw out the duke and hes gonna be pretty pissed off
You know why,
Have you ever taken a cold shower, well multiply that by 15 million times
Thats how pissed off the dukes gonna be!
I?m gonna get the Duke, and John Cassavetes,
and Lee Marvin, and Sam Peckinpah, and a case of whiskey,
and drive down to Texas and say?..

(Hey! You know, you really are an asshole!)
Why don?t you just shut up and sing the song, pal?
Im an asshole (hes an asshole)
Im an asshole (hes the worlds biggest asshole)

A-S-S-H-O-L-E
Everybody
A-S-S-H-O-L-E

directfiesta · 06-21-2006, 09:33 PM

http://archive.greenpeace.org/docs/scletter.pdf

NTSS · 06-21-2006, 09:35 PM

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Originally Posted by SilentKnight

Several other countries have nukes. Its just that lately a lot of countries with questionable intent are wanting to have nuke capability (i.e. North Korea, Iran).

I, for one...am thankful the U.S. is taking a firm position against allowing either country to develop nuclear arms. I highly doubt these countries would use nukes as a deterrent - but rather a first-strike weapon.

There ya go....basically we can be trusted not to strike first.

directfiesta · 06-21-2006, 09:38 PM

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Originally Posted by NTSS

There ya go....basically we can be trusted not to strike first.

So what about the pre-emptive policy of this administration ....

( I will leave out your previous usage of Nukes )

Rochard · 06-21-2006, 09:38 PM

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Originally Posted by SilentKnight

Several other countries have nukes. Its just that lately a lot of countries with questionable intent are wanting to have nuke capability (i.e. North Korea, Iran).

I, for one...am thankful the U.S. is taking a firm position against allowing either country to develop nuclear arms. I highly doubt these countries would use nukes as a deterrent - but rather a first-strike weapon.

In the past it was the US, China, and Russia who had the nukes. None of us could ever use them - the moment one country did, the other county would fire back.

In the case of North Korea it's pretty much senseless for them to have nukes. The biggest problem of North Korea is South Korea and they can't launch against South Korea - it's way too close. And if they did launch on South Korea, the US would nuke them back into the stone age.

All of this is pointless.

Webby · 06-21-2006, 09:43 PM

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We urge the United States not to continue evading its own non-proliferation obligations under Article VI of the Non-Proliferation Treaty by retaining a massive arsenal of nuclear weapons.

We urge the U.S. Administration to re-commit to the goal of eliminating its nuclear arsenal, to ratify the Comprehensive Test Ban Treaty and to adopt a "no first use" policy with regard to the use of nuclear weapons.

Proposed development of new nuclear weapons by the U.S., moves toward a return to nuclear testing, and plans for a new nuclear weapons factory to
make plutonium ?pits? all threaten to further weaken the NPT.

Agree Rochard - all pointless and riddled with utter hypocracy from start to end.

Both sides on this issue need to look at themselves before bothering to look at others.

pussyluver · 06-21-2006, 09:49 PM

Time to build new nukes to replace aging devices. Also time for testing of the technology to make sure we have a good grasp on what we have and that it will work when needed.

pussyluver · 06-21-2006, 09:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Rochard

In the past it was the US, China, and Russia who had the nukes. None of us could ever use them - the moment one country did, the other county would fire back.

In the case of North Korea it's pretty much senseless for them to have nukes. The biggest problem of North Korea is South Korea and they can't launch against South Korea - it's way too close. And if they did launch on South Korea, the US would nuke them back into the stone age.

All of this is pointless.

You left out Japan. North Korea would nuke 'em if they could get away with it.

he-fox · 06-21-2006, 09:58 PM

I am dumbfounded by some posts here. I hope they are not serious.

he-fox · 06-21-2006, 09:58 PM

Sorry, double post

Webby · 06-21-2006, 09:58 PM

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Originally Posted by pussyluver

You left out Japan. North Korea would nuke 'em if they could get away with it.

Never knew North Korea had a desire to nuke Japan so far on the basis of "if they could get away with it". Clairvoyance was never my forte tho.

North Korea pulled out of a NPT after the current President of the US decided to descibe them within a ripped off speech from Churchhill as being part of an "Axis of Evil".

The subtlety did not go amiss - other countries included in this "axis" are taking whatever action is in their best interests.

Bottom line.. ya reap the fruits of the seeds you sow.

Webby · 06-21-2006, 09:59 PM

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Originally Posted by he-fox

I am dumbfounded by some posts here. I hope they are not serious.

Same here he-fox. It takes an "under-seige" mentality to even utter some of that stuff.

Vendzilla · 06-21-2006, 10:06 PM

Dude, think of it this way, wouldn't you get a little nervous if your next door neighbor unloaded a gattling gun into there garage? I know my neighbors did.

Webby · 06-21-2006, 10:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Vendzilla

Dude, think of it this way, wouldn't you get a little nervous if your next door neighbor unloaded a gattling gun into there garage? I know my neighbors did.

But they didn't - nor have they threaten to

However, "we" have taken every opportinity to threaten others - that may make them a little nervious?

pussyluver · 06-21-2006, 10:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Webby

Never knew North Korea had a desire to nuke Japan so far on the basis of "if they could get away with it". Clairvoyance was never my forte tho.

North Korea pulled out of a NPT after the current President of the US decided to descibe them within a ripped off speech from Churchhill as being part of an "Axis of Evil".

The subtlety did not go amiss - other countries included in this "axis" are taking whatever action is in their best interests.

Bottom line.. ya reap the fruits of the seeds you sow.

Could have something to do with the last North Korean test that sent a missle over Japan. The countries disputes go back to WWII and I suspect before.

Here's a start:

http://hnn.us/articles/11433.html
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japanese-Korean_relations
http://english.aljazeera.net/NR/exer...1B2F1EB069.htm

L0rdJuni0r · 06-21-2006, 10:12 PM

this is a funny thread

pussyluver · 06-21-2006, 10:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Webby

But they didn't - nor have they threaten to

However, "we" have taken every opportinity to threaten others - that may make them a little nervious?

North Korea fueling a missile makes me nervous because I think the leadership of that country falls under the the category of tyrant and a bit lunatic. Why would the leaders number one son try to flea to Japan with wife and child in tow. Get the impression things are a bit out of wack in North Korea.

If you study life in North Korea, you will find it is very austere except for the political elite class.

pussyluver · 06-21-2006, 10:17 PM

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Originally Posted by L0rdJuni0r

this is a funny thread

Strange sense of humor

Webby · 06-21-2006, 10:18 PM

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Originally Posted by pussyluver

Could have something to do with the last North Korean test that sent a missle over Japan. The countries disputes go back to WWII and I suspect before.

Sure... That is fair reason to give Japan a reason to be nervious.

OK.. Let's cut the crap

It does not take a blind man to see why North Korea dumped their NPT. They were basically threatened by a nation who spends more money on military costs than any nation and took their own decisions.

Threatening nations is not a good idea - irrespective of how many nukes another may have. Threats simply fuck up the work of many people over years in getting an NPT implemented in the first place.

aico · 06-21-2006, 10:18 PM

We created them and hold the patent, so we say who can and can not use them.

he-fox · 06-21-2006, 10:19 PM

Nuke-club: USA, Russia, Great Britain, France, China, India, Pakistan and probably (however, not oficially confirmed) Israel. Wannabe: North Korea.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_with_nuclear_weapons

giftedtwisted · 06-21-2006, 10:20 PM

Total Number of Countries who won Nuclear Weapons
Country--------------------Total Active/Complete Total
------------------------------------------------------
Russia..................................5,830..... ....16,000
United States.........................5,735.........9,960
United Kingdom ....................................<200
France............................................ .......350
People's Republic of China.........................130
India...................................75........ .......115
Pakistan..............................65.......... .......90
North Korea...........................0................. .7

As you can see the U.S. arent the only ones with Nuclear capabilities.
Russia ranks first in both categories and the US follows it up.
Now the US and RUSSIA aggreed some time ago to stop producing NEW Atomic Weapons.

But like in most situations around the world, when some lunatic gets a hair up his ass about creating NEW nuclear weapons just so they can get a higher profile in the global eye and flex some muscles, the US tends to get it's ire up and flex right back, only in the situtaion with Iraq we (the U.S.) had an asshole in the presidential seat.. now all of a sudden ALL american are evil and want to rule the world becasue one one jackass who will not be in office much longer in the grand scheme of things. Americans as a whole don't like what is happening in the world theater. Things are going to change. They have to.

Shoplifter · 06-21-2006, 10:23 PM

Cos once negroes get the bomb it's game over. Katrina times a million.

Webby · 06-21-2006, 10:23 PM

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Originally Posted by he-fox

Nuke-club: USA, Russia, Great Britain, France, China, India, Pakistan and probably (however, not oficially confirmed) Israel. Wannabe: North Korea.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_with_nuclear_weapons

BTW.. Interesting that Pakistan was "granted approval" (don't laugh) by the US for their nuclear program in 2005. That was before relations between Pakistan and the US faided.

Some folks never fucking learn

Webby · 06-21-2006, 10:24 PM

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Originally Posted by aico

We created them and hold the patent, so we say who can and can not use them.

I'm sure Acacia will hold claims to that patent aico

vvq · 06-21-2006, 10:28 PM

read http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stanislav_Petrov

Zarathustra · 06-21-2006, 11:16 PM

Can someone make a list of countries that HAVE USED NUKES in the past? eg. on civillians etc.

Then we can get a better assessment on who actually used nukes for "evil" based on history

I mean we can all agree that only a lunatic would ever use nukes on innocent people right?

Vendzilla · 06-21-2006, 11:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Webby

But they didn't - nor have they threaten to

However, "we" have taken every opportinity to threaten others - that may make them a little nervious?

they developed rocket powered torpedos, what exactly do you think was on their mind when they did that? I have a special perspectic, I was in a submarine off Iran's coast, you know 1980?

Pron Don · 06-21-2006, 11:24 PM

why not?

DirtyRider · 06-21-2006, 11:26 PM

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Originally Posted by vvq

read http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stanislav_Petrov

Very nice read, thanks for the link.

detoxed · 06-21-2006, 11:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Relish XXX

http://edition.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/as...ile/index.html

North Korea arent allowed them now.

No shit, if i was the only one here with a 1 kilo gold nugget and all of you wanted your own, i'd kick your ass to keep you from it.

Webby · 06-21-2006, 11:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Vendzilla

they developed rocket powered torpedos, what exactly do you think was on their mind when they did that? I have a special perspectic, I was in a submarine off Iran's coast, you know 1980?

Who Iran? They may be the lastest to be threatened, but was actually referring to North Korea.

Dunno what was on their mind - there is nothing keeping them from developing rocket-powered torpedos - it's not exactly against any NPT.

he-fox · 06-21-2006, 11:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Webby

BTW.. Interesting that Pakistan was "granted approval" (don't laugh) by the US for their nuclear program in 2005. That was before relations between Pakistan and the US faided.

Some folks never fucking learn

The truth is that world is dancing again on a very thin wire. I have a feeling that we'll see some interesting things happening in the nearest future. Interesting, but not pleasant at all. Anyway, the actual model clearly will not last.

Webby · 06-21-2006, 11:45 PM

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Originally Posted by he-fox

The truth is that world is dancing again on a very thin wire. I have a feeling that we'll see some interesting things happening in the nearest future. Interesting, but not pleasant at all. Anyway, the actual model clearly will not last.

Yep.. we have started to see the first signs of reaction after threats. Just let the rope extend further and there will be more reaction and anti. Never fails - it's a human weakness.

Mr Pheer · 06-21-2006, 11:56 PM

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Originally Posted by notabook

You see, back in the early 40?s America needed a way to stop Godzilla from invading us from Japan so we developed a way to stop him dead in his tracks. However, since we were just barely able to comprehend science (during this time we still used rocks to kill our enemies with and to break open coconuts), we made a mistake and accidentally dropped two atomic bombs directly over Japan while scouting for Godzilla. It was a horrible travesty that killed 200,000 people, but since most of them were Asian it didn?t count during the time (Asian people are still not considered people by 65% of the world). We don?t know where Godzilla has gone, but in time we may have to use our atomic weap-ons again. Maybe in Iran? I hear he?s been sighted close to there in recent months.

are you on fuckin crack?

dude everybody knows that when we dropped the nukes on japan, it was the radiation that mutated godzilla from a cute little friendly iguana into the monster that he is. We fucked Japan over good, first with the nukes then with Godzilla who was created from the radiation and a small lizard.

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06-21-2006, 09:22 PM	#7
potter Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Denver Posts: 6,559	You're not very educated are you? First; There are plenty of countries allowed to have nukes, and nuclear programs. Second; It's not the U.S. that dictates who can have them and who can't. Thirdly; we gave North Korea millions for their nuclear program. And last but not least, it's North Korea breaking agreements they made which is causing the problem. Go read a fucking book and get some information on the subject before spewing garbage from your keyboard. __________________

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Pornwolf Drunk and Unruly Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Hollywood Posts: 22,712	Umm, because... Err... Just because damnit. We don't need a reason. Don't ask again. __________________ I've trusted my sites to them for over a decade... Webair, bitches.

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06-21-2006, 09:18 PM	#5
SilentKnight Megan Fox's fluffer Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: shooting pool in Elysium Posts: 24,818	Several other countries have nukes. Its just that lately a lot of countries with questionable intent are wanting to have nuke capability (i.e. North Korea, Iran). I, for one...am thankful the U.S. is taking a firm position against allowing either country to develop nuclear arms. I highly doubt these countries would use nukes as a deterrent - but rather a first-strike weapon.

06-21-2006, 09:29 PM	#13
V_RocKs Damn Right I Kiss Ass! Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Cowtown, USA Posts: 32,422	Because the rest of you act like animals... In the style of the Dog Whisperer, "OK, see now this sniveling pussy is acting like a baby, but in reality it is not the submissive behavior we are looking for. So what we are gonna do is let him know that we are the dominant ones by taking his nukes away from him. This is our planet and our lives, he is just going to have to go along for the ride."

06-21-2006, 09:30 PM	#14
notabook Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Not a Library! Posts: 9,748	You see, back in the early 40?s America needed a way to stop Godzilla from invading us from Japan so we developed a way to stop him dead in his tracks. However, since we were just barely able to comprehend science (during this time we still used rocks to kill our enemies with and to break open coconuts), we made a mistake and accidentally dropped two atomic bombs directly over Japan while scouting for Godzilla. It was a horrible travesty that killed 200,000 people, but since most of them were Asian it didn?t count during the time (Asian people are still not considered people by 65% of the world). We don?t know where Godzilla has gone, but in time we may have to use our atomic weap-ons again. Maybe in Iran? I hear he?s been sighted close to there in recent months. __________________

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xclusive Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Buffalo, NY Posts: 35,218	Well the fact that n. Korea is fun by a madman and they have missles that can reach the us...Ummm yeah I think it's in our best interest to make sure they don't have them. __________________ I support MediumPimpin.com / Shemp's Outlawtgp.com /

06-21-2006, 09:33 PM	#16
stickyfingerz Doin fine Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 24,984	Folks, Id like to sing a song about the American Dream About me, about you About the way our American hearts beat way down in the bottom of our chests About that special feeling we get in the cockles of our hearts Maybe below the cockles, Maybe in the sub cockle area, Maybe in the liver, maybe in the kidneys, Maybe even in the colon, we dont know Im just a regular Joe, with a regular job Im your average white, suburbanite slob I like football and porno and books about war I got an average house, with a nice hardwood floor My wife and my job, my kids and my car My feet on my table, and a Cuban cigar But sometimes that just aint enough to keep a man like me interested (oh no, no way, uh uh) No I gotta go out and have fun at someone elses expense (woah yeah, yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah) I drive really slow in the ultra fast lane While people behind me are going insane Im an asshole (hes an asshole) Im an asshole (hes an asshole, such an asshole) I use public toilets and I piss on the seat I walk around in the summer time saying ?how about this heat?? Im an asshole (hes an asshole) Im an asshole (hes the worlds biggest asshole) Sometimes I park in handicapped spaces While handicapped people make handicapped faces Im an asshole (hes an asshole) Im an asshole (hes a real fucking asshole) Maybe I shouldnt be singing this song Ranting and raving and carrying on Maybe theyre right when they tell me Im wrong Nah Im an asshole (hes an asshole) Im an asshole (hes the worlds biggest asshole) You know what Im gonna do Im gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac Eldorado convertible Hot pink, with whale skin hubcaps And all leather cow interior And make brown baby seal eyes for head lights (yeah) And Im gonna drive in that baby at 115 miles per hour Gettin? 1 mile per gallon, Sucking down Quarter Pounder cheeseburgers from McDonalds In the old fashioned non-biodegradable styrofoam containers And when Im done sucking down those greeseball burgers Im gonna wipe my mouth with the American flag And then Im gonna toss the styrofoam containers right out the side And there aint a goddamn thing anybody can do about it You know why, because weve got the bombs, thats why 2 words, nuclear fucking weapons, OK? Russia, Germany, Romania, they can have all the democracy they want They can have a big democracy cakewalk Right through the middle of Tiananmen Square and it wont make a lick of difference Because weve got the bombs, OK? John Wayne?s not dead, hes frozen, and as soon as we find a cure for cancer Were gonna thaw out the duke and hes gonna be pretty pissed off You know why, Have you ever taken a cold shower, well multiply that by 15 million times Thats how pissed off the dukes gonna be! I?m gonna get the Duke, and John Cassavetes, and Lee Marvin, and Sam Peckinpah, and a case of whiskey, and drive down to Texas and say?.. (Hey! You know, you really are an asshole!) Why don?t you just shut up and sing the song, pal? Im an asshole (hes an asshole) Im an asshole (hes the worlds biggest asshole) A-S-S-H-O-L-E Everybody A-S-S-H-O-L-E

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06-21-2006, 09:49 PM	#22
pussyluver Clueless OleMan Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: ICQ - 169903487 Posts: 11,009	Time to build new nukes to replace aging devices. Also time for testing of the technology to make sure we have a good grasp on what we have and that it will work when needed.

06-21-2006, 09:58 PM	#24
he-fox Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Playa del Carmen, Mexico Posts: 2,884	I am dumbfounded by some posts here. I hope they are not serious.

06-21-2006, 09:58 PM	#25
he-fox Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Playa del Carmen, Mexico Posts: 2,884	Sorry, double post Last edited by he-fox; 06-21-2006 at 09:59 PM..

06-21-2006, 10:06 PM	#28
Vendzilla Biker Gnome Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: cell#324 Posts: 23,200	Dude, think of it this way, wouldn't you get a little nervous if your next door neighbor unloaded a gattling gun into there garage? I know my neighbors did. __________________ Webair died? Carbon is not the problem, it makes up 0.041% of our atmosphere , 95% of that is from Volcanos and decomposing plants and stuff. So people in the US are responsible for 13% of the carbon in the atmosphere which 95% is not from Humans, like cars and trucks and stuff and they want to spend trillions to fix it while Solar Panel plants are powered by coal plants think about that

06-21-2006, 10:12 PM	#31
L0rdJuni0r Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Cancun, Mexico Posts: 5,883	this is a funny thread __________________ Affordable video and picture editing. junior[at]jampackproductions[DOT]com ICQ: 605429331

06-21-2006, 10:18 PM	#35
aico Moo Moo Cow Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Washington State Posts: 14,748	We created them and hold the patent, so we say who can and can not use them.

06-21-2006, 10:19 PM	#36
he-fox Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Playa del Carmen, Mexico Posts: 2,884	Nuke-club: USA, Russia, Great Britain, France, China, India, Pakistan and probably (however, not oficially confirmed) Israel. Wannabe: North Korea. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_with_nuclear_weapons

06-21-2006, 10:20 PM	#37
giftedtwisted Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Obscurity USA Posts: 726	Total Number of Countries who won Nuclear Weapons Country--------------------Total Active/Complete Total ------------------------------------------------------ Russia..................................5,830..... ....16,000 United States.........................5,735.........9,960 United Kingdom ....................................<200 France............................................ .......350 People's Republic of China.........................130 India...................................75........ .......115 Pakistan..............................65.......... .......90 North Korea...........................0................. .7 As you can see the U.S. arent the only ones with Nuclear capabilities. Russia ranks first in both categories and the US follows it up. Now the US and RUSSIA aggreed some time ago to stop producing NEW Atomic Weapons. But like in most situations around the world, when some lunatic gets a hair up his ass about creating NEW nuclear weapons just so they can get a higher profile in the global eye and flex some muscles, the US tends to get it's ire up and flex right back, only in the situtaion with Iraq we (the U.S.) had an asshole in the presidential seat.. now all of a sudden ALL american are evil and want to rule the world becasue one one jackass who will not be in office much longer in the grand scheme of things. Americans as a whole don't like what is happening in the world theater. Things are going to change. They have to. __________________ ICQ 917-919 Last edited by giftedtwisted; 06-21-2006 at 10:22 PM..

06-21-2006, 10:23 PM	#38
Shoplifter Richest man in Babylon Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Posts: 10,002 Posts: 5,739	Cos once negroes get the bomb it's game over. Katrina times a million.

06-21-2006, 10:28 PM	#41
vvq Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: TrafficGigolos.com Posts: 2,732	read http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stanislav_Petrov __________________ SQUIRTING - LESBIAN SPANKING - TITTY FUCKING - WET PANTIES - MORE We offer free hosting, your own designer (works for free), and unsaturated content for gallery and free site submitters. Just contact me! E-mail: [email protected]

06-21-2006, 11:16 PM	#42
Zarathustra Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 1,094	Can someone make a list of countries that HAVE USED NUKES in the past? eg. on civillians etc. Then we can get a better assessment on who actually used nukes for "evil" based on history I mean we can all agree that only a lunatic would ever use nukes on innocent people right? Last edited by Zarathustra; 06-21-2006 at 11:18 PM..

06-21-2006, 11:24 PM	#44
Pron Don Internet Entrepeneur Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 572	why not?