Originally Posted by notabook

You see, back in the early 40?s America needed a way to stop Godzilla from invading us from Japan so we developed a way to stop him dead in his tracks. However, since we were just barely able to comprehend science (during this time we still used rocks to kill our enemies with and to break open coconuts), we made a mistake and accidentally dropped two atomic bombs directly over Japan while scouting for Godzilla. It was a horrible travesty that killed 200,000 people, but since most of them were Asian it didn?t count during the time (Asian people are still not considered people by 65% of the world). We don?t know where Godzilla has gone, but in time we may have to use our atomic weap-ons again. Maybe in Iran? I hear he?s been sighted close to there in recent months.