Bears Eat Monkey in Front of Zoo Visitors - GoFuckYourself.com

BannerDept · 05-16-2006, 10:15 AM

That's gotta fuck up a few kids

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060516/...ar_eats_monkey

cranki · 05-16-2006, 10:17 AM

children HAVE to learn that darwin was right and intelligent design is bullshit

hezochiah · 05-16-2006, 10:20 AM

"The park plans now to move the Barbary macaques ? which are large monkeys but often inaccurately called "Barbary Apes" ? to another part of the park, it said."

You Think.

u-Bob · 05-16-2006, 10:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cranki

children HAVE to learn that darwin was right and intelligent design is bullshit

Manowar · 05-16-2006, 11:31 AM

damn that is gruesome

Jill_J · 05-16-2006, 11:52 AM

well, animals are animals...

gimo33 · 05-16-2006, 12:15 PM

i thought bears only eat honey LOL

Thomas1007 · 05-16-2006, 12:16 PM

the monkey must have pist the bears off.

BuggyG · 05-16-2006, 01:34 PM

ok.. there's 1 pic of it.. so now I gotta ask

this thread is useless without someone there not posting the fuckin video of it

don't them park employees surf GFY for free porn?? Let them contribute for once! hehehe

Kevsh · 05-16-2006, 01:36 PM

I've always hated bears (read: they scare the shiite out of me), and now another reason to...

C-Bass · 05-16-2006, 01:42 PM

Full pics here:

http://www.advergraphics.nl/beeksebe...eer_vs_Aap.pdf

calibra · 05-16-2006, 01:48 PM

Oh, that's really nice!

Antonio · 05-16-2006, 01:52 PM

fucking monkeys never shut up, got what they deserved

jscott · 05-16-2006, 01:57 PM

man, thats sad, and fucked up

jscott · 05-16-2006, 01:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Antonio

fucking monkeys never shut up, got what they deserved

bee ess

gecko · 05-16-2006, 03:09 PM

They should have never been together

Dagwolf · 05-16-2006, 03:11 PM

Mmmmmmm, monkey (insert mental image of Homer drooling)

Screaming · 05-16-2006, 03:46 PM

chilled monkey brains

DutchTeenCash · 05-16-2006, 03:49 PM

yeah saw it on tv, wasnt exactly a day out with the family sight

Yngwie · 05-16-2006, 03:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kevsh

I've always hated bears (read: they scare the shiite out of me), and now another reason to...

so what you are saying is that you are a monkey and you fear being eaten by a bear? lol ;)

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE · 05-16-2006, 04:13 PM

like they said, they still are... wild animals...

madawgz · 05-16-2006, 05:49 PM

hahahahah i would be FREAKED!

Hollywood Horwitz · 05-16-2006, 06:16 PM

well it's a good lesson about the food chain, i guess watching the discovery channel would have done the same though..

BusterBunny · 05-16-2006, 06:23 PM

http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...=elvis+presley

monkey doing tricks on ed sullivan, not being eaten

BuggyG · 05-16-2006, 06:24 PM

WTF!!!

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WDchris · 05-16-2006, 06:29 PM

the question is... do you prefer bears or monkeys?

Spunky · 05-16-2006, 06:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BusterBunny

http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...=elvis+presley

monkey doing tricks on ed sullivan, not being eaten

Lol..now that's a oldie

2HousePlague · 05-16-2006, 06:30 PM

" The noise came on again, loud and physical, remorseless in its second onslaught. It wasn?t distorted human speech this time, but something else. It was high and shrill and full of horror, animal. She turned slightly, to look past Willie?s shoulder at the flashing television. On the screen, she saw an image that burned like acid. It was all steeped in chaos, and leapt forth from the television screen in a bloody red gout that made for the eyes. She tried to look away from it, but the noise ? like shrieks from hell ? and the garish, pixelated flail of colors assailed her vision, held her to it. Dear God, what am I seeing. Mad, frenzied dogs, no hyenas, were encircling some sort of deer, and now the end had come, the animals were digging their yellowed fangs into the tender abdominal flesh ? how easily the entrails are torn out and consumed. Madly the animals feasted, the snouts glistening crimson, while life still twitched in the legs of their prey. All the while, the insane whooping continued as they tugged the poor animal apart. Oh God, the noise! And somewhere, far away and hidden in the night, a movie camera throbbed in the center of its low, mechanical din, almost as insanely as the communal heartbeat of the kill... more

2hp

Vitasoy · 05-16-2006, 10:35 PM

Nature takes it's full course.

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE · 05-16-2006, 10:42 PM

lol silly monkies

Waveu6410 · 05-16-2006, 10:52 PM

it's strange hearing a bear eating a monkey. brutal story

SexPlayAlfa · 05-16-2006, 10:58 PM

probably the zookeepers didn't feed the bears!

xclusive · 05-16-2006, 11:01 PM

Damn that sucks

BusterBunny · 05-16-2006, 11:08 PM

monkey owns two tiger cubs in this vid for like 3 minutes...

http://www.boreme.com/boreme/media-m...ey-v-tiger.wmv

slavdogg · 05-16-2006, 11:46 PM

thats COOL
i'd pay to see that

stickyfingerz · 05-16-2006, 11:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cranki

children HAVE to learn that darwin was right and intelligent design is bullshit

Think you have it backwards son. In Darwins theory the monkey would of outsmarted the bears.

RayBonga · 05-16-2006, 11:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stickyfingerzdotnet

Think you have it backwards son. In Darwins theory the monkey would of outsmarted the bears.

You both got it wrong.

Dumber mokeys need to die.

Only the smartest (the ones that stay away from bears) survive and pass on their genes.

RayBonga · 05-17-2006, 12:00 AM

reynold · 05-17-2006, 02:03 AM

the news is so odd but the Zoo keepers should not allow kids to see this stuff.

SomeCreep · 05-17-2006, 02:06 AM

video please=

arial · 05-17-2006, 02:10 AM

That's nature

King Adam · 05-17-2006, 02:19 AM

That's called life. There is nothing wrong with kids seeing nature the way it truly is and not the way that mankind tries to control it.

MrChips · 05-17-2006, 02:30 AM

"There is nothing wrong with kids seeing nature the way it truly is"

That is correct - but this isnt nature - its a friggin zoo - and the animals should be cared for and properly managed.

Mind you we are nature - so at one level you could say that human fucked up kind did it so it must be natural.

SexPlayAlfa · 05-17-2006, 07:10 AM

i keep saying the zoo people didn't feed the dam bears!!

bears don't chase and eat monkeys, unless they are starving.

E$_manager · 05-17-2006, 07:22 AM

animals always eat each other/
Wild nature/
People also have such character, but they hide it carefully.

germ · 05-17-2006, 11:41 AM

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Originally Posted by RayBonga

that cant be real....

can it?

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