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BannerDept 05-16-2006 10:15 AM

Bears Eat Monkey in Front of Zoo Visitors
 
That's gotta fuck up a few kids :pimp

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060516/...ar_eats_monkey

cranki 05-16-2006 10:17 AM

children HAVE to learn that darwin was right and intelligent design is bullshit :thumbsup

hezochiah 05-16-2006 10:20 AM

"The park plans now to move the Barbary macaques ? which are large monkeys but often inaccurately called "Barbary Apes" ? to another part of the park, it said."

You Think.

u-Bob 05-16-2006 10:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cranki
children HAVE to learn that darwin was right and intelligent design is bullshit :thumbsup

:thumbsup

Manowar 05-16-2006 11:31 AM

damn that is gruesome

Jill_J 05-16-2006 11:52 AM

well, animals are animals...

gimo33 05-16-2006 12:15 PM

i thought bears only eat honey LOL :)

Thomas1007 05-16-2006 12:16 PM

the monkey must have pist the bears off.
:error :helpme

BuggyG 05-16-2006 01:34 PM

ok.. there's 1 pic of it.. so now I gotta ask

this thread is useless without someone there not posting the fuckin video of it

don't them park employees surf GFY for free porn?? Let them contribute for once! hehehe :thumbsup

Kevsh 05-16-2006 01:36 PM

I've always hated bears (read: they scare the shiite out of me), and now another reason to...

C-Bass 05-16-2006 01:42 PM

Full pics here:

http://www.advergraphics.nl/beeksebe...eer_vs_Aap.pdf

calibra 05-16-2006 01:48 PM

Oh, that's really nice!

Antonio 05-16-2006 01:52 PM

fucking monkeys never shut up, got what they deserved

jscott 05-16-2006 01:57 PM

man, thats sad, and fucked up :(

jscott 05-16-2006 01:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antonio
fucking monkeys never shut up, got what they deserved

bee ess :321GFY

gecko 05-16-2006 03:09 PM

They should have never been together

Dagwolf 05-16-2006 03:11 PM

Mmmmmmm, monkey (insert mental image of Homer drooling)

Screaming 05-16-2006 03:46 PM

chilled monkey brains

DutchTeenCash 05-16-2006 03:49 PM

yeah saw it on tv, wasnt exactly a day out with the family sight

Yngwie 05-16-2006 03:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kevsh
I've always hated bears (read: they scare the shiite out of me), and now another reason to...

so what you are saying is that you are a monkey and you fear being eaten by a bear? lol ;)

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE 05-16-2006 04:13 PM

like they said, they still are... wild animals...

madawgz 05-16-2006 05:49 PM

hahahahah i would be FREAKED!

Hollywood Horwitz 05-16-2006 06:16 PM

well it's a good lesson about the food chain, i guess watching the discovery channel would have done the same though..

BusterBunny 05-16-2006 06:23 PM

http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...=elvis+presley

monkey doing tricks on ed sullivan, not being eaten

BuggyG 05-16-2006 06:24 PM

WTF!!! :(

Dear all,
Because several websites all over the world published this link to get the PDF with pictures and the report about the Sloth Bear eating the monkey, I got a warning from my provider for exceeding data-bandwidth with aprox. 60GB. Costs me a lot of money I do not havehahaha8230;
I is possible to receive the PDF by e-mail but I have to charge a small fee also than I know that I am not busy sending the PDF all day to those who just like to see horrible pics. I will include extra pics not published before and translate the text into English.
If you use Paypal **************** to transfer $ 3.- incl. fee to ******* I will send you the file asap. $1.- I will donate to a (animal) charity fund, the rest I need to pay the bill so my wife will not be angry with me when I tell herhahaha8230;
Please understand.
Kind regards,
Marco Barelds

WDchris 05-16-2006 06:29 PM

the question is... do you prefer bears or monkeys?

Spunky 05-16-2006 06:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BusterBunny
http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...=elvis+presley

monkey doing tricks on ed sullivan, not being eaten

Lol..now that's a oldie

2HousePlague 05-16-2006 06:30 PM


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Vitasoy 05-16-2006 10:35 PM

Nature takes it's full course.

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE 05-16-2006 10:42 PM

lol silly monkies

Waveu6410 05-16-2006 10:52 PM

it's strange hearing a bear eating a monkey. brutal story :(

SexPlayAlfa 05-16-2006 10:58 PM

probably the zookeepers didn't feed the bears!

xclusive 05-16-2006 11:01 PM

Damn that sucks

BusterBunny 05-16-2006 11:08 PM

monkey owns two tiger cubs in this vid for like 3 minutes...

http://www.boreme.com/boreme/media-m...ey-v-tiger.wmv

slavdogg 05-16-2006 11:46 PM

thats COOL
i'd pay to see that

stickyfingerz 05-16-2006 11:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cranki
children HAVE to learn that darwin was right and intelligent design is bullshit :thumbsup

Think you have it backwards son. In Darwins theory the monkey would of outsmarted the bears. :2 cents:

RayBonga 05-16-2006 11:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stickyfingerzdotnet
Think you have it backwards son. In Darwins theory the monkey would of outsmarted the bears. :2 cents:


You both got it wrong.

Dumber mokeys need to die.

Only the smartest (the ones that stay away from bears) survive and pass on their genes.

RayBonga 05-17-2006 12:00 AM


reynold 05-17-2006 02:03 AM

the news is so odd but the Zoo keepers should not allow kids to see this stuff.

SomeCreep 05-17-2006 02:06 AM

video please=

arial 05-17-2006 02:10 AM

That's nature

King Adam 05-17-2006 02:19 AM

That's called life. There is nothing wrong with kids seeing nature the way it truly is and not the way that mankind tries to control it.

MrChips 05-17-2006 02:30 AM

"There is nothing wrong with kids seeing nature the way it truly is"

That is correct - but this isnt nature - its a friggin zoo - and the animals should be cared for and properly managed.

Mind you we are nature - so at one level you could say that human fucked up kind did it so it must be natural.

SexPlayAlfa 05-17-2006 07:10 AM

i keep saying the zoo people didn't feed the dam bears!!

bears don't chase and eat monkeys, unless they are starving.

E$_manager 05-17-2006 07:22 AM

animals always eat each other/
Wild nature/
People also have such character, but they hide it carefully.

germ 05-17-2006 11:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RayBonga


:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

that cant be real....


can it?


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