The Sin

A girl goes to church to tell her sin

Girl:"Forgive me father for I have sinned"

Priest:"What have you done my child"

Girl:"I called a man a son of a bitch"

Priest:"Why did you call him a son of a bitch?"

Girl"Because he touched my hand"

Priest:"Like this" (as he touches her hand)

Girl:"yes father"

Priest:"That is no reason to call him a son of a bitch"

Girl:"Then he touched my breast"

Priest:"Like this" (as he touches her breast)

Girl:"Yes father"

Priest:"That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch"

Girl:"Then he took off my clothes, father"

Priest:"Like this" (as he takes off her cothes)

Girl:"Yes father"

Priest:"That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch"

Girl:"Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where"

Priest:"Like this" (as he stuck his you know what In her you know where)

Girl:"Yes father, yes father, yes father"

Priest: (after a few minutes) "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch"

Girl:"But father he had AIDS!"

Priest:"That son of a bitch!!!"

This would be the down side of being a priest