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leggs · 03-14-2006, 11:47 AM

For me...

The greatest thing I like about america is

1) I can pimp men all day long!
2) I can get my muff buttered and not worry about what other's say.
3) I can wear a t-shirt saying "Bisexual" or "Fuck" and no one thinks twice.
4) I can go to an all you can eat resturant and literally eat all I want without a snooty waiter making coments.
5) Walmart is one stop christmas shopping.
6) Bullshit car insurance for $25 a month.
7) Buy a 30 year old car for 200 bucks and it actually passes safety!
8) Women not only wear make up but have a clue how to put it on.
9) Discount lawyers that are actually able to do their job.
10) Everyone one of you amercan bastards on GFY.

All it took to put some damn brains in my head about the USA was a few years of living abroad. Truely the greatest nation on earth!!!

Kevsh · 03-14-2006, 12:50 PM

Good lord ... at first I thought you were kidding but ... are these REALLY the reasons you love America? I mean, the best you can come up with?

Let me see if I can add a little something ;)

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Originally Posted by leggs

1) I can pimp men all day long!

That's your #1? Okay.

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Originally Posted by leggs

2) I can get my muff buttered and not worry about what other's say.

I'm guessing you're female at this point... and a typically classy American one at that

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Originally Posted by leggs

3) I can wear a t-shirt saying "Bisexual" or "Fuck" and no one thinks twice.

True, one-word sentences are easy to grasp ... even for inbred hicks

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Originally Posted by leggs

4) I can go to an all you can eat resturant and literally eat all I want without a snooty waiter making coments.

That's because America is the ONLY place where you have all-you-can-eat restaurants ... and for good reason (it makes people obese)

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Originally Posted by leggs

5) Walmart is one stop christmas shopping.

If your family lives in a trailer park ...

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6) Bullshit car insurance for $25 a month.
7) Buy a 30 year old car for 200 bucks and it actually passes safety!

Ok, now I know you live in Armpit, Oklahoma. If you drive up the interstate, you can probably find a few abandoned ones for free.

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Originally Posted by leggs

8) Women not only wear make up but have a clue how to put it on.

I'm not sure where you lived "abroad" but 90% of the countries I've visited, the women are FAR more beautiful than here in N.America - makeup not required

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Originally Posted by leggs

9) Discount lawyers that are actually able to do their job.

With your $200 car, I'm sure you're going to need one...

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Originally Posted by leggs

10) Everyone one of you amercan bastards on GFY.

Agree with you on that one

Bryan G · 03-14-2006, 01:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Kevsh

Good lord ... at first I thought you were kidding but ... are these REALLY the reasons you love America? I mean, the best you can come up with?

Let me see if I can add a little something ;)

That's your #1? Okay.

I'm guessing you're female at this point... and a typically classy American one at that

True, one-word sentences are easy to grasp ... even for inbred hicks

That's because America is the ONLY place where you have all-you-can-eat restaurants ... and for good reason (it makes people obese)

If your family lives in a trailer park ...

Ok, now I know you live in Armpit, Oklahoma. If you drive up the interstate, you can probably find a few abandoned ones for free.

I'm not sure where you lived "abroad" but 90% of the countries I've visited, the women are FAR more beautiful than here in N.America - makeup not required

With your $200 car, I'm sure you're going to need one...

Agree with you on that one

LOL!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA! Classic!

leggs · 03-14-2006, 01:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Kevsh

Good lord ... at first I thought you were kidding but ... are these REALLY the reasons you love America? I mean, the best you can come up with?

Let me see if I can add a little something ;)

That's your #1? Okay.

I'm guessing you're female at this point... and a typically classy American one at that

True, one-word sentences are easy to grasp ... even for inbred hicks

That's because America is the ONLY place where you have all-you-can-eat restaurants ... and for good reason (it makes people obese)

If your family lives in a trailer park ...

Ok, now I know you live in Armpit, Oklahoma. If you drive up the interstate, you can probably find a few abandoned ones for free.

I'm not sure where you lived "abroad" but 90% of the countries I've visited, the women are FAR more beautiful than here in N.America - makeup not required

With your $200 car, I'm sure you're going to need one...

Agree with you on that one

I'm not even american.
In fact I'm half french and half indian.

And I currently live in Europe. Not that the LONDON phone number in my sig couldn't give you a clue.
Feel stupid yet?

Martin3 · 03-14-2006, 02:23 PM

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Originally Posted by leggs

I'm not even american.
In fact I'm half french and half indian.

And I currently live in Europe. Not that the LONDON phone number in my sig couldn't give you a clue.
Feel stupid yet?

He's not dumb, just Canadian...

Kevsh · 03-14-2006, 05:09 PM

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Originally Posted by leggs

I'm not even american.
In fact I'm half french and half indian.

And I currently live in Europe. Not that the LONDON phone number in my sig couldn't give you a clue.
Feel stupid yet?

You are *from* America, did I get that part correct? I mean the part about "living abroad" seemed to suggest to my feeble mind, at least, you were originally from good ole USA?

And no, I don't feel stupid .. I'm not the one that misses Wal-Mart and All-You-Can-Eat-Grits-Buffets and wears t-shirts saying "Fuck"

Kevsh · 03-14-2006, 05:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Martin3

He's not dumb, just Canadian...

And damn proud of it (the Canadian part)

CuriousToyBoy · 03-14-2006, 05:15 PM

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10. The Qantas club at LAX departures.....

Well SOMEONE had to do it !!

I spend more time in the States these days than I do at home.

Seriously, the single best great thing about the USA ? The INCREDIBLE group of friends I have made that just happen to live there.

volante · 03-14-2006, 05:18 PM

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Originally Posted by leggs

I'm not even american.
In fact I'm half french and half indian.

And I currently live in Europe. Not that the LONDON phone number in my sig couldn't give you a clue.
Feel stupid yet?

Not stupid enough to claim a forwarding phone number is a London number

The Truth Hurts · 03-14-2006, 05:20 PM

what's the connection people keep making between walmart and trailer parks?

it's a fucking store... like any other...
they sell the same shit, and then some...
why the hate?

do some people just have a problem with convenience?
or do you prefer overpaying out your ass at individual mom-and-pop shops?

Scott McD · 03-14-2006, 05:21 PM

Nice thread...

tranza · 03-14-2006, 05:24 PM

All the little gadgets you guys have.

Rochard · 03-14-2006, 05:25 PM

I like that we have cows!

Nookster · 03-14-2006, 05:31 PM

#1: Being able to speak my mind without an angry nation threatining my life.
#2: See #1.
#3: Freedom of Speech. Also see #1.

potter · 03-14-2006, 05:45 PM

1. The first Amendment
2. The second Amendment
3. I can visit any country I'd like without my government fighting me on it.
4. The fourth Amendment
5. Diversity. We have the most diverse people, and geography than anywhere else in the world.
6. We have the most advanced military presence the globe has ever seen.
7. Consumerism. From fake breasts to gas guzzling cars. If it can be sold, I can buy it.
8. Entertainment. Movies, music, and television.
9. Capitalism. It's my place to make something and thrive on it in a free market.
10. The world thinks we're a bunch of fat arrogant assholes. Which we might be. Though we're still better than you, and we will come kick your ass.

Kevsh · 03-14-2006, 05:46 PM

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Originally Posted by The Truth Hurts

what's the connection people keep making between walmart and trailer parks?

it's a fucking store... like any other...
they sell the same shit, and then some...
why the hate?

do some people just have a problem with convenience?
or do you prefer overpaying out your ass at individual mom-and-pop shops?

You can't argue with your line of thinking, you've been brainwashed by the consumer machine. WalMart is killing the small stores (and originality and creativity) along with it, not to mention putting many good people out of business.

But hey, I agree for convenience and everyday items it can't be beat ... but would you buy *all* of your Christmas gifts there? My hunch is you would with that mentality!

axelcat · 03-14-2006, 05:48 PM

Freedom.

The Truth Hurts · 03-14-2006, 05:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Kevsh

You can't argue with your line of thinking, you've been brainwashed by the consumer machine.

*I* do 99.9% of my non-food shopping online.
Walmart is the last place I want to go.
I hate other people.
I just want to know what the connection to trailer parks is.

volante · 03-14-2006, 05:51 PM

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Originally Posted by potter

3. I can visit any country I'd like without my government fighting me on it.

Tried visiting Cuba recently?

directfiesta · 03-14-2006, 05:59 PM

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Originally Posted by volante

Tried visiting Cuba recently?

waiting for the answer

potter · 03-14-2006, 06:00 PM

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Originally Posted by volante

Tried visiting Cuba recently?

It was ment as a comparison. Why do people gotta be so anal retentive?

Rice_Master · 03-14-2006, 06:01 PM

can't think of a dam thing lol.

RRRED · 03-14-2006, 06:10 PM

1. I can order a sandwich and know that there will be more than one slice of ham

2. If I go slip and fall walking over to the neighbors house, I can sue their asses off.

to be continued.. I have company...

s9ann0 · 03-14-2006, 06:14 PM

chicken wings and cheesburgers are the best things

Kevsh · 03-14-2006, 06:15 PM

In fairness, as a Canadian, I'll put up things I do like about America (in no order):

1) As a film buff, clearly USA has produced some of the greatest films ever. Though lately they are becoming rarer and rarer.
2) The Interent was virtually invented there. Without it, I'm not sure what I'd be doing now! Perhaps a checkout clerk at Wal-Mart (yes we have them here)

3) Science. No one can argue the US has spent zillions on space exploration, fighting diseases and just about everything else.
4) Much better beaches than we have.
5) Sports. As big as soccer is worldwide, I'd still rather watch NFL football any day. Baseball, bleh.
6) USA is kind of like a big brother that you don't generally like - loud, obnoxious and hogs the remote. But if I'm being bullied at school, he's there to stand up for me. (And with our military, that's a pretty important thing!)
7) Las Vegas. The golden era is long gone, but it's still an insanely addictive place.
8) If you ever feel like life's dealt you a shitty hand, just watch Jerry Springer, Cops or Dog: The Bounty Hunter. Cured.
9) In the adult biz, for one, there are a ton of great people from the U.S., I've been thankful to meet a few.
10) Trailer parks. Okay, I confess, it's my dream to live in one. We have some here, sure, but just not the same

tony286 · 03-14-2006, 06:24 PM

never lived in another country so I cant say, when I hear people say this is the greatest country in the world. Then I say have you lived in other countries they say no. Then I say how can you say that lol

candyflip · 03-14-2006, 06:41 PM

The New York Yankees.

leggs · 03-16-2006, 05:00 AM

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Originally Posted by volante

Not stupid enough to claim a forwarding phone number is a London number

Buddy,
It's a cell phone number. Call it and find out for yourself.

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Originally Posted by Kevsh

You are *from* America, did I get that part correct? I mean the part about "living abroad" seemed to suggest to my feeble mind, at least, you were originally from good ole USA?

And no, I don't feel stupid .. I'm not the one that misses Wal-Mart and All-You-Can-Eat-Grits-Buffets and wears t-shirts saying "Fuck"

When you Assume you make an "Ass" out of "U" and this time I won't say "Me."

My mother is québécoise and my father is Mi'kmaq native north american indian. I was born in the Gaspésie and spend half my life in Pointe-a-la-Croix (Reserve) and the other half in Paspébiac.

maxxx_fucktor · 03-16-2006, 05:05 AM

what is great about USA is that we have the best president.

now that's a big fucking joke.

lilith_godess · 03-16-2006, 05:09 AM

never been there, but i love still it...here's my list:
1-native americans
2-native americans
3-native americans
4-native americans
......
......
10-native americans...

Michaelious · 03-16-2006, 05:11 AM

there is nothing great about America

Michaelious · 03-16-2006, 05:12 AM

we should have left it lost

Mr.Right - Banned For Life · 03-16-2006, 05:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Rochard

I like that we have cows!

Tipsy · 03-16-2006, 05:20 AM

The most interesting posts are the 'freedom' ones in that so few seem to realise how much freedom they've actually lost. There are many countries now with more 'freedom' than America has.

The good points of the USA can be very good and the bad points absolutely terrible but freedom in the USA these days is only good in comparison to dictatorships etc.

ozmatt · 03-16-2006, 05:29 AM

#1 US dollar when its nice and low against the aussie dollar!!

Miss Vlasta · 03-16-2006, 06:02 AM

1. Cheap gas
2. Cheap used cars
3. Nice and careful drivers (compare to ours)
4. Foreigners toleration
5. Seven Eleven nonstop shops
6. YMCA gyms opening at 5 a.m.
7. Starbucks Coffee shops
8. Grand Canyon
9. Alaska
10. San Francisco

pocketkangaroo · 03-16-2006, 06:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Michaelious

there is nothing great about America

Then why not block traffic from it?

pocketkangaroo · 03-16-2006, 06:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Kevsh

You can't argue with your line of thinking, you've been brainwashed by the consumer machine. WalMart is killing the small stores (and originality and creativity) along with it, not to mention putting many good people out of business.

But hey, I agree for convenience and everyday items it can't be beat ... but would you buy *all* of your Christmas gifts there? My hunch is you would with that mentality!

We do have a capitalist economy and that does mean that businesses will thrive and others will fail. Wal-Mart puts small stores out of business because people would rather shop with them. As for originality and creativity, I guess the consumers aren't looking for that. When all is said and done, if I can get something cheaper without the "originality and creativity", I'll do it.

I don't shop at Wal-Mart but I used to go to Target a lot in college. I think the Wal-Mart/white trash correlation came from the fact that Wal-Mart expanded in predominanently lower class neighborhoods for awhile. They do bring a ton of jobs into communitites and you'll be hard pressed to find a place where you can shop for DVDs, socks, toilet paper, and some spark plugs in the same place

With that said, there are things bad about Wal-Mart. They should offer better health benefits to workers.

Kevsh · 03-16-2006, 06:41 AM

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Originally Posted by leggs

All it took to put some damn brains in my head about the USA was a few years of living abroad. Truely the greatest nation on earth!!!

Anybody reading this would come to the same conclusion as I did ...

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My mother is québécoise and my father is Mi'kmaq native north american indian. I was born in the Gaspésie and spend half my life in Pointe-a-la-Croix (Reserve) and the other half in Paspébiac.

Ahhhhhhhhhh, now I got it. Everything is much clearer now, thanks for clearing it up.

CDSmith · 03-16-2006, 06:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Kevsh

In fairness, as a Canadian, I'll put up things I do like about America (in no order):

1) As a film buff, clearly USA has produced some of the greatest films ever. Though lately they are becoming rarer and rarer.
2) The Interent was virtually invented there. Without it, I'm not sure what I'd be doing now! Perhaps a checkout clerk at Wal-Mart (yes we have them here)

3) Science. No one can argue the US has spent zillions on space exploration, fighting diseases and just about everything else.
4) Much better beaches than we have.
5) Sports. As big as soccer is worldwide, I'd still rather watch NFL football any day. Baseball, bleh.
6) USA is kind of like a big brother that you don't generally like - loud, obnoxious and hogs the remote. But if I'm being bullied at school, he's there to stand up for me. (And with our military, that's a pretty important thing!)
7) Las Vegas. The golden era is long gone, but it's still an insanely addictive place.
8) If you ever feel like life's dealt you a shitty hand, just watch Jerry Springer, Cops or Dog: The Bounty Hunter. Cured.
9) In the adult biz, for one, there are a ton of great people from the U.S., I've been thankful to meet a few.
10) Trailer parks. Okay, I confess, it's my dream to live in one. We have some here, sure, but just not the same

Quite a tight list. I can identify with several of your reasons for sure. I would, however, probably substitute your #10 for "Hot American women"

(some of whom are found IN trailerparks) :D

Herb Kornfield · 03-16-2006, 07:09 AM

1. The ability to travel across my country as I choose anytime.
2. Geography - From ice and cold to deserts and insane heat.
3. Women - Crazy hot honeys.
4. Cars - Classic heavy metal that other countries cant touch EVER.
5. People - Its a total melting pot of everything. You see all sides of life.
6. Rights - Free speech, freedom to gather peacefully, etc.
7. Abilites - We can feed ourselves, defend ourselves and support ourselves.
8. Food - The scope of regional dishes is insane. You can get nearly anything
9. History - Vibrant history of whats makes my homeland great
10. Power - The US has absolute power. Anyone else is a few hours flight time from being wiped off the map.

Hate it if you want, but when it comes down to it, the United States is the top dog on the Globe. We just have a fucked up leader at the momment, but, that can change here and all is well in no time.

Without the US, the rest of the world would be eating sand

aico · 03-16-2006, 07:12 AM

1. Most Americans are lazy fat fuckers so it's easy to get ahead.
2. I can write about book about how to lose weight, and get really rich, because (see #1) no one here wants to exercise & eat healthy.
3. I can take a picture of a Celebrity with their kid and make $25k - $100k with it.
4. The majority of good looking girls don't speak English, so they aren't annoying.
5. The middle part of our country is not only the least educated but they also make all the important decisions for us.
6. Almost 1 year after Katrina and we still haven't figured out how to get the refridgerators out of the trees.
7. Murderers & Child molestors get off while pot smokers get 5 years.
8. We need warnings on gas pumps to tell us not to smoke near them and not to inhale the fumes.
9. We refuse to use the metric system, but we label everything with the metric system.
10. In and Out Burgers...

DutchTeenCash · 03-16-2006, 07:16 AM

well the fact you guys pay like half for a car we do is pretty nice

DutchTeenCash · 03-16-2006, 07:16 AM

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Originally Posted by aico

10. In and Out Burgers...

I gotta try them next week in PHX

aico · 03-16-2006, 07:19 AM

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Originally Posted by thinkx

I gotta try them next week in PHX

Get the Double Double... mmm that shit is goooood.

Theo · 03-16-2006, 07:21 AM

1) Gangsta Rap
2) Manipulation by Media
3) Citizens with Short Memory
4) Hollywood Movies
5) Massive Market
6) Iraqi Freedom Fighters
7) Stingray Corvette
8) American History (shortest college course in Europe)
9) CIA, NSA, FBI
10) Drive-by-Shooting

nico-t · 03-16-2006, 07:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Kevsh

Good lord ... at first I thought you were kidding but ... are these REALLY the reasons you love America? I mean, the best you can come up with?

Let me see if I can add a little something ;)

That's your #1? Okay.

I'm guessing you're female at this point... and a typically classy American one at that

True, one-word sentences are easy to grasp ... even for inbred hicks

That's because America is the ONLY place where you have all-you-can-eat restaurants ... and for good reason (it makes people obese)

If your family lives in a trailer park ...

Ok, now I know you live in Armpit, Oklahoma. If you drive up the interstate, you can probably find a few abandoned ones for free.

I'm not sure where you lived "abroad" but 90% of the countries I've visited, the women are FAR more beautiful than here in N.America - makeup not required

With your $200 car, I'm sure you're going to need one...

Agree with you on that one

summed it up perfectly

Phoenix · 03-16-2006, 07:31 AM

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Originally Posted by The Truth Hurts

what's the connection people keep making between walmart and trailer parks?

it's a fucking store... like any other...
they sell the same shit, and then some...
why the hate?

do some people just have a problem with convenience?
or do you prefer overpaying out your ass at individual mom-and-pop shops?

Walmart is driving the price and the quality of the goods available to you down.

They buy cheaper goods to put the little guys around them out of business. then the smaller guys buy cheaper goods to compete, until everyone is slinging shit, and that is all you are left with.

i personally banned myself form walmart, i also voted against it during school i was on the executive board of CPES for guelph...so we had one vote....it counted and they are not in guelph.

if you shop at walmart you are hurting your own country and the people around you. I also dont like how we allowed them to just buy up prime realestate all over the country. another brilliant move.

TheLegacy · 03-16-2006, 07:34 AM

best thing I like about the USA? Nice place to visit but I wouldn't want to live there

Canibal-7 · 03-16-2006, 07:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Herb Kornfield

Without the US, the rest of the world would be eating sand

Without the US, the reast of the world would be a nice place.

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s9ann0 Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Boston Posts: 4,873	chicken wings and cheesburgers are the best things

03-14-2006, 06:15 PM	#25
Kevsh Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: TO Posts: 8,619	In fairness, as a Canadian, I'll put up things I do like about America (in no order): 1) As a film buff, clearly USA has produced some of the greatest films ever. Though lately they are becoming rarer and rarer. 2) The Interent was virtually invented there. Without it, I'm not sure what I'd be doing now! Perhaps a checkout clerk at Wal-Mart (yes we have them here) 3) Science. No one can argue the US has spent zillions on space exploration, fighting diseases and just about everything else. 4) Much better beaches than we have. 5) Sports. As big as soccer is worldwide, I'd still rather watch NFL football any day. Baseball, bleh. 6) USA is kind of like a big brother that you don't generally like - loud, obnoxious and hogs the remote. But if I'm being bullied at school, he's there to stand up for me. (And with our military, that's a pretty important thing!) 7) Las Vegas. The golden era is long gone, but it's still an insanely addictive place. 8) If you ever feel like life's dealt you a shitty hand, just watch Jerry Springer, Cops or Dog: The Bounty Hunter. Cured. 9) In the adult biz, for one, there are a ton of great people from the U.S., I've been thankful to meet a few. 10) Trailer parks. Okay, I confess, it's my dream to live in one. We have some here, sure, but just not the same

03-14-2006, 06:24 PM	#26
tony286 lurker Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: atlanta Posts: 57,021	never lived in another country so I cant say, when I hear people say this is the greatest country in the world. Then I say have you lived in other countries they say no. Then I say how can you say that lol

03-14-2006, 06:41 PM	#27
candyflip Carpe Visio Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: New York Posts: 43,064	The New York Yankees. __________________ Spend you some brain. Email Me

03-16-2006, 05:05 AM	#29
maxxx_fucktor Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 1,498	what is great about USA is that we have the best president. now that's a big fucking joke. __________________

03-16-2006, 05:09 AM	#30
lilith_godess Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: romania Posts: 673	never been there, but i love still it...here's my list: 1-native americans 2-native americans 3-native americans 4-native americans ...... ...... 10-native americans... __________________ 295-655-277

03-16-2006, 05:11 AM	#31
Michaelious Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Scotland Posts: 6,720	there is nothing great about America __________________

03-16-2006, 05:12 AM	#32
Michaelious Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Scotland Posts: 6,720	we should have left it lost __________________

03-16-2006, 05:20 AM	#34
Tipsy Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: See sig Posts: 6,989	The most interesting posts are the 'freedom' ones in that so few seem to realise how much freedom they've actually lost. There are many countries now with more 'freedom' than America has. The good points of the USA can be very good and the bad points absolutely terrible but freedom in the USA these days is only good in comparison to dictatorships etc. __________________ Ignorance is never bliss.

03-16-2006, 05:29 AM	#35
ozmatt Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: brisvegas, australia Posts: 1,843	#1 US dollar when its nice and low against the aussie dollar!! __________________ NEW NEW Pimpin Pays Version 2 NEW NEW *** * * AIM - pwize69 - ICQ - 4664 7757 - EMAIL** - matt at pimpinpays dot com * PIMPIN DESIGN - $699 PAYSITES * HIT ME UP NOW - PIMPINPAYS.COM

03-16-2006, 06:02 AM	#36
Miss Vlasta Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 1,005	1. Cheap gas 2. Cheap used cars 3. Nice and careful drivers (compare to ours) 4. Foreigners toleration 5. Seven Eleven nonstop shops 6. YMCA gyms opening at 5 a.m. 7. Starbucks Coffee shops 8. Grand Canyon 9. Alaska 10. San Francisco __________________ PrivateCuties.com - Affiliates wanted... Amateur teen paysite, 50% revshare, CCBILL free hosted galleries, 10% webmaster referrals. Czech-Models.info - Content store... You can have these models on your site!

03-16-2006, 07:09 AM	#41
Herb Kornfield Is on the 1 Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Philly Burbs Posts: 4,996	1. The ability to travel across my country as I choose anytime. 2. Geography - From ice and cold to deserts and insane heat. 3. Women - Crazy hot honeys. 4. Cars - Classic heavy metal that other countries cant touch EVER. 5. People - Its a total melting pot of everything. You see all sides of life. 6. Rights - Free speech, freedom to gather peacefully, etc. 7. Abilites - We can feed ourselves, defend ourselves and support ourselves. 8. Food - The scope of regional dishes is insane. You can get nearly anything 9. History - Vibrant history of whats makes my homeland great 10. Power - The US has absolute power. Anyone else is a few hours flight time from being wiped off the map. Hate it if you want, but when it comes down to it, the United States is the top dog on the Globe. We just have a fucked up leader at the momment, but, that can change here and all is well in no time. Without the US, the rest of the world would be eating sand

03-16-2006, 07:12 AM	#42
aico Moo Moo Cow Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Washington State Posts: 14,748	1. Most Americans are lazy fat fuckers so it's easy to get ahead. 2. I can write about book about how to lose weight, and get really rich, because (see #1) no one here wants to exercise & eat healthy. 3. I can take a picture of a Celebrity with their kid and make $25k - $100k with it. 4. The majority of good looking girls don't speak English, so they aren't annoying. 5. The middle part of our country is not only the least educated but they also make all the important decisions for us. 6. Almost 1 year after Katrina and we still haven't figured out how to get the refridgerators out of the trees. 7. Murderers & Child molestors get off while pot smokers get 5 years. 8. We need warnings on gas pumps to tell us not to smoke near them and not to inhale the fumes. 9. We refuse to use the metric system, but we label everything with the metric system. 10. In and Out Burgers...

03-16-2006, 07:16 AM	#43
DutchTeenCash I like Dutch Girls Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: dutchteencash.com Posts: 21,684	well the fact you guys pay like half for a car we do is pretty nice __________________ ICQ 16 91 547 - SKYPE dutchteencash bob AT dutchteencash DOT com ... did you see our newest Sweet Natural Girl Priscilla (18)?

03-16-2006, 07:21 AM	#46
Theo HAL 9000 Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 34,515	1) Gangsta Rap 2) Manipulation by Media 3) Citizens with Short Memory 4) Hollywood Movies 5) Massive Market 6) Iraqi Freedom Fighters 7) Stingray Corvette 8) American History (shortest college course in Europe) 9) CIA, NSA, FBI 10) Drive-by-Shooting

03-16-2006, 07:34 AM	#49
TheLegacy SEO Connoisseur Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Brantford, Ontario Posts: 17,181	best thing I like about the USA? Nice place to visit but I wouldn't want to live there __________________ SEO Connoisseur Microsoft Teams: Robert Warren SEO Telegram: @TheLegacy54 RobertWarrenSEO.com