Good lord ... at first I thought you were kidding but ... are these REALLY the reasons you love America? I mean, the best you can come up with?
Let me see if I can add a little something ;)
That's your #1? Okay.
I'm guessing you're female at this point... and a typically classy American one at that
True, one-word sentences are easy to grasp ... even for inbred hicks
That's because America is the ONLY place where you have all-you-can-eat restaurants ... and for good reason (it makes people obese)
If your family lives in a trailer park ...
Ok, now I know you live in Armpit, Oklahoma. If you drive up the interstate, you can probably find a few abandoned ones for free.
I'm not sure where you lived "abroad" but 90% of the countries I've visited, the women are FAR more beautiful than here in N.America - makeup not required
With your $200 car, I'm sure you're going to need one...
Agree with you on that one
