Good lord ... at first I thought you were kidding but ... are these REALLY the reasons you love America? I mean, the best you can come up with?
Let me see if I can add a little something ;)
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1) I can pimp men all day long!
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That's your #1? Okay.
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2) I can get my muff buttered and not worry about what other's say.
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I'm guessing you're female at this point... and a typically classy American one at that
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3) I can wear a t-shirt saying "Bisexual" or "Fuck" and no one thinks twice.
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True, one-word sentences are easy to grasp ... even for inbred hicks
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4) I can go to an all you can eat resturant and literally eat all I want without a snooty waiter making coments.
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That's because America is the ONLY place where you have all-you-can-eat restaurants ... and for good reason (it makes people obese)
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5) Walmart is one stop christmas shopping.
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If your family lives in a trailer park ...
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6) Bullshit car insurance for $25 a month.
7) Buy a 30 year old car for 200 bucks and it actually passes safety!
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Ok, now I know you live in Armpit, Oklahoma. If you drive up the interstate, you can probably find a few abandoned ones for free.
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8) Women not only wear make up but have a clue how to put it on.
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I'm not sure where you lived "abroad" but 90% of the countries I've visited, the women are FAR more beautiful than here in N.America - makeup not required
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9) Discount lawyers that are actually able to do their job.
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With your $200 car, I'm sure you're going to need one...
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10) Everyone one of you amercan bastards on GFY.
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Agree with you on that one
