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Name 10 great things you like about the USA
For me...
The greatest thing I like about america is
1) I can pimp men all day long!
2) I can get my muff buttered and not worry about what other's say.
3) I can wear a t-shirt saying "Bisexual" or "Fuck" and no one thinks twice.
4) I can go to an all you can eat resturant and literally eat all I want without a snooty waiter making coments.
5) Walmart is one stop christmas shopping.
6) Bullshit car insurance for $25 a month.
7) Buy a 30 year old car for 200 bucks and it actually passes safety!
8) Women not only wear make up but have a clue how to put it on.
9) Discount lawyers that are actually able to do their job.
10) Everyone one of you amercan bastards on GFY.
All it took to put some damn brains in my head about the USA was a few years of living abroad. Truely the greatest nation on earth!!!
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