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1. Most Americans are lazy fat fuckers so it's easy to get ahead.
2. I can write about book about how to lose weight, and get really rich, because (see #1) no one here wants to exercise & eat healthy.
3. I can take a picture of a Celebrity with their kid and make $25k - $100k with it.
4. The majority of good looking girls don't speak English, so they aren't annoying.
5. The middle part of our country is not only the least educated but they also make all the important decisions for us.
6. Almost 1 year after Katrina and we still haven't figured out how to get the refridgerators out of the trees.
7. Murderers & Child molestors get off while pot smokers get 5 years.
8. We need warnings on gas pumps to tell us not to smoke near them and not to inhale the fumes.
9. We refuse to use the metric system, but we label everything with the metric system.
10. In and Out Burgers...
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