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skinnay · 02-14-2006, 11:38 PM

http://www.cnn.com/2006/images/02/14...tReport.ap.pdf

you can make out the last four numbers of his ssn (9968) and maybe some more.. this has been a funny week.

StickyGreen · 02-14-2006, 11:42 PM

lol, the SSN is totally blacked out i don't see shit...

skinnay · 02-14-2006, 11:45 PM

zoom in on it.. but now i think it must be some special id because it starts with a W

baddog · 02-14-2006, 11:59 PM

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Originally Posted by skinnay

zoom in on it.. but now i think it must be some special id because it starts with a W

It ever occur to you that it might be his drivers license number?

Relish XXX · 02-15-2006, 12:14 AM

Shit he shot him in the face. What a fucking retard.

websiex · 02-15-2006, 12:19 AM

That is interesting, what a shitty cover-up job they did there. Cool find.

Hornydog4cooter · 02-15-2006, 12:31 AM

So whats the penalty for the game law he violated?

Morgan · 02-15-2006, 12:38 AM

if that old codger he shot dies from this heart attack that was induced by having some stray bird shot lodged in his heart, could Dick be charged with involuntary manslaughter?

Hornydog4cooter · 02-15-2006, 12:57 AM

Whats interseting is this Game and Wildlife code they say he violated

SUBCHAPTER S. EMERGENCY PROTECTION FROM DEPREDATING DEER

Sec. 43.652. NOTICE; VERIFICATION. (a) Not later than the
third day before the first date a landowner or a landowner's agent
or lessee intends to hunt depredating deer under this subchapter,
the landowner, agent, or lessee must notify in writing the game
warden or other department employee assigned to the area in which
the landowner's property is located of the landowner's, agent's, or
lessee's intent.
(b) Not later than the next business day after the date of
notification, the game warden or other department employee shall
contact the office of the Texas Cooperative Extension serving the
area in which the landowner's property is located to verify that the
landowner's property is typically used to plant a crop that is
susceptible to damage caused by depredating deer.
(c) Not later than the second business day after the game
warden or other department employee contacts the Texas Cooperative
Extension under Subsection (b), the game warden or employee shall
notify the landowner, agent, or lessee if the landowner, agent, or
lessee is prohibited from hunting deer under this subchapter. The
game warden or other department employee may prohibit a landowner,
agent, or lessee from hunting deer under this subchapter only if the
Texas Cooperative Extension office contacted under Subsection (b)
notifies the game warden or other department employee that the
landowner's property is not typically used to plant a crop that is
susceptible to damage caused by depredating deer.

SmokeyTheBear · 02-15-2006, 01:09 AM

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Originally Posted by skinnay

zoom in on it.. but now i think it must be some special id because it starts with a W

W?126909968

SmokeyTheBear · 02-15-2006, 01:12 AM

did anyone notice he spelled his own address wrong ? i wonder who filled that out

baddog · 02-15-2006, 01:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morgan

if that old codger he shot dies from this heart attack that was induced by having some stray bird shot lodged in his heart, could Dick be charged with involuntary manslaughter?

Yeah, I would certainly think so.

stickyfingerz · 02-15-2006, 01:14 AM

God this is the most pathetic thing Ive ever seen. lol The media is a fookin joke. These kind of accidents happen all the time. People who dont hunt are clueless.

baddog · 02-15-2006, 01:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hornydog4cooter

Whats interseting is this Game and Wildlife code they say he violated

SUBCHAPTER S. EMERGENCY PROTECTION FROM DEPREDATING DEER

Sec. 43.652. NOTICE; VERIFICATION. (a) Not later than the
third day before the first date a landowner or a landowner's agent
or lessee intends to hunt depredating deer under this subchapter,
the landowner, agent, or lessee must notify in writing the game
warden or other department employee assigned to the area in which
the landowner's property is located of the landowner's, agent's, or
lessee's intent.
(b) Not later than the next business day after the date of
notification, the game warden or other department employee shall
contact the office of the Texas Cooperative Extension serving the
area in which the landowner's property is located to verify that the
landowner's property is typically used to plant a crop that is
susceptible to damage caused by depredating deer.
(c) Not later than the second business day after the game
warden or other department employee contacts the Texas Cooperative
Extension under Subsection (b), the game warden or employee shall
notify the landowner, agent, or lessee if the landowner, agent, or
lessee is prohibited from hunting deer under this subchapter. The
game warden or other department employee may prohibit a landowner,
agent, or lessee from hunting deer under this subchapter only if the
Texas Cooperative Extension office contacted under Subsection (b)
notifies the game warden or other department employee that the
landowner's property is not typically used to plant a crop that is
susceptible to damage caused by depredating deer.

They were hunting quail, not deer

baddog · 02-15-2006, 01:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear

did anyone notice he spelled his own address wrong ? i wonder who filled that out

A cop filled it out, not Cheney

Relish XXX · 02-15-2006, 01:18 AM

What are the chances of him being charged on Involuntary Manslaughter.

The guy owns Bush.

SmokeyTheBear · 02-15-2006, 01:22 AM

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Originally Posted by stickyfingerzdotnet

God this is the most pathetic thing Ive ever seen. lol The media is a fookin joke. These kind of accidents happen all the time. People who dont hunt are clueless.

people report shooting accidents a full 24 hours later ? they dont bring in the weapon ? when officers respond to the shooting they are told to go away and they do ? you get caught shooting without a stamp for the game your hunting and you get to mail in the fee at a later date , none of your equipment is seized no ticket and no court date ?

I can see you haven't had much experience with fish and wildlife officers

I'm not saying that there arent isolated cases where all of the above "DOES" happen , but usually they involve favourtism or other circumstances.. Either way , public figures should do things "above and beyond" what the average citizen should do..

SmokeyTheBear · 02-15-2006, 01:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog

A cop filled it out, not Cheney

that figures.. no offense if theres any texas cops out there , i dont want any traffic tickets , but , they dont exactly get the "cream of the crop" in texas.

2HousePlague · 02-15-2006, 01:27 AM

Smokey is quite right.

The "intensity" with which these kinds of laws are normally enforced in the US is simply insane.

stickyfingerz · 02-15-2006, 01:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear

people report shooting accidents a full 24 hours later ? they dont bring in the weapon ? when officers respond to the shooting they are told to go away and they do ? you get caught shooting without a stamp for the game your hunting and you get to mail in the fee at a later date , none of your equipment is seized no ticket and no court date ?

I can see you haven't had much experience with fish and wildlife officers

I'm not saying that there arent isolated cases where all of the above "DOES" happen , but usually they involve favourtism or other circumstances.. Either way , public figures should do things "above and beyond" what the average citizen should do..

Umm it was reported to the police. Just not the Whitehouse press. WAHHH!!

Have a source for them sending the cops away, and not reporting it right away? How did the guy get to the hospital? Did they leave him in the field for 24 hours? A report would also have been filled out at the hospital prior to, or during initial treatment. Such a load of crock its funny.

SmokeyTheBear · 02-15-2006, 01:34 AM

911: Hello 911 what is your emergency ?

Dick cheney: HELLO 911 , i just shot my buddy , ok well not "just shot " i shot him yesterday while illegaly hunting quail... p.s. im really really sowwy

911: ok well have some coffee, take your time , call us and setup an appointment so you can file a report when your ready..

---------------

Real life..

911: 911 what is your emergency ?

ME: HELLO 911 , i just shot my buddy , ok well not "just shot " i shot him yesterday while illegaly hunting quail... p.s. im really really sowwy

911: Stay on the phone ,we will send some officers down to seize your guns , the quail and younr hunting vehicle, you will be fined, have to appear before a court and your hunting license will be suspended..

Morgan · 02-15-2006, 01:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stickyfingerzdotnet

People who dont hunt are clueless.

oh man...

you need some serious help. lol dayummmmmm!@

SmokeyTheBear · 02-15-2006, 01:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stickyfingerzdotnet

Umm it was reported to the police. Just not the Whitehouse press. WAHHH!!

Have a source for them sending the cops away, and not reporting it right away? How did the guy get to the hospital? Did they leave him in the field for 24 hours? A report would also have been filled out at the hospital prior to, or during initial treatment. Such a load of crock its funny.

it wasnt reported to the police until the next day , when they went to file a report the secret service told them they had it under control go away

not sure where i saw it prob cnn..

Relish XXX · 02-15-2006, 01:39 AM

The last President came in a girls face this time the vice presidents shoots his mate in the face...

baddog · 02-15-2006, 01:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Relish XXX

What are the chances of him being charged on Involuntary Manslaughter.

The guy owns Bush.

If the guy doesn't die, no chance at all.

SmokeyTheBear · 02-15-2006, 01:45 AM

i was close heres the real scoop

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Secret Service spokesman Eric Zahren said that about an hour after Cheney shot Whittington, the head of the Secret Service's local office called the Kenedy County sheriff to report the accident. "They made arrangements at the sheriff's request to have deputies come out and interview the vice president the following morning at 8 a.m. and that indeed did happen," Zahren said.

At least one deputy showed up at the ranch's front gate Saturday evening and asked to speak to Cheney but was turned away by the Secret Service, Zahren said.
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baddog · 02-15-2006, 01:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear

911: Hello 911 what is your emergency ?

Dick cheney: HELLO 911 , i just shot my buddy , ok well not "just shot " i shot him yesterday while illegaly hunting quail... p.s. im really really sowwy

911: ok well have some coffee, take your time , call us and setup an appointment so you can file a report when your ready..

---------------

Real life..

911: 911 what is your emergency ?

ME: HELLO 911 , i just shot my buddy , ok well not "just shot " i shot him yesterday while illegaly hunting quail... p.s. im really really sowwy

911: Stay on the phone ,we will send some officers down to seize your guns , the quail and younr hunting vehicle, you will be fined, have to appear before a court and your hunting license will be suspended..

ummm, this isn't exactly the case. It was at a private quail farm, I highly doubt licenses were even required.

It isn't like they were out in a field hunting in the open. If what I heard is correct, it is more like fishing at a trout farm.

baddog · 02-15-2006, 01:47 AM

Why would he be fined?

stickyfingerz · 02-15-2006, 01:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear

i was close heres the real scoop

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Secret Service spokesman Eric Zahren said that about an hour after Cheney shot Whittington, the head of the Secret Service's local office called the Kenedy County sheriff to report the accident. "They made arrangements at the sheriff's request to have deputies come out and interview the vice president the following morning at 8 a.m. and that indeed did happen," Zahren said.

At least one deputy showed up at the ranch's front gate Saturday evening and asked to speak to Cheney but was turned away by the Secret Service, Zahren said.
---------------

So you agree it was reported within an hour of the incident then.

stickyfingerz · 02-15-2006, 01:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morgan

oh man...

you need some serious help. lol dayummmmmm!@

Ahh one of the clueless speaks up.

SmokeyTheBear · 02-15-2006, 01:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog

Why would he be fined?

no game stamp. i have been fined for it.. had my shit confiscated to

went to court , its not a simple thing.. and i didnt even shoot anybody

You must fish right ? its like fishing , theres limits and stamps for special fish. you dont follwo the rules and fish and games finds you they crack down..

stickyfingerz · 02-15-2006, 01:55 AM

On a side note, as its not really thread worthy. I met the real retarded Vice President tonight. Yes I met Al Gore tonight at the BonJovi concert. I snickered at him, and pointed to the hat I was wearing tonight. (Sure glad I had my W2004 hat on tonight) His cheeks got a bit flushed.

(Fyi Im a concert rigger, and was backstage, so he was withing 2 to 3 feet of me.) I gave him a thumbsup and laughed a bit later when he was standing off stage right watching the last few songs.

SmokeyTheBear · 02-15-2006, 01:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stickyfingerzdotnet

So you agree it was reported within an hour of the incident then.

doesn't it say that right there ??

Point was they didnt SPEAK to him until the next day. his "people" "arranged" an appointment.. that just wouldnt happen..

You shoot someone a cop speaks to you RIGHT away , no questions asked , no other person in america shoots people and gets to arrange an appointment to speak with the cops..

I would say odds are they had a little drinky drinky and wanted to sober up.

stickyfingerz · 02-15-2006, 01:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear

doesn't it say that right there ??

Point was they didnt SPEAK to him until the next day. his "people" "arranged" an appointment.. that just wouldnt happen..

You shoot someone a cop speaks to you RIGHT away , no questions asked , no other person in america shoots people and gets to arrange an appointment to speak with the cops..

I would say odds are they had a little drinky drinky and wanted to sober up.

You're right they should of handcuffed him and took him downtown. Put him under hot lights.

You got to be fookin kiddin me with this. lol The original 24 hour issue was that the press corp wasnt notified of it. Not the police.

BTW! I doubt Cheney drinks what with his heart and health issues. lol Maybe you are thinking of Teddy Kenndey?

SmokeyTheBear · 02-15-2006, 01:59 AM

why would they turn away the cops when they showed up that night to talk to him.. he wasnt even at the hospital checking on his friend.. he was just "hanging out ? " something more important than his friend and the police.. hmm

stickyfingerz · 02-15-2006, 02:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear

why would they turn away the cops when they showed up that night to talk to him.. he wasnt even at the hospital checking on his friend.. he was just "hanging out ? " something more important than his friend and the police.. hmm

Ya the Vice President has alot of downtime. Drinking beer, bowling, surfing the net......

SmokeyTheBear · 02-15-2006, 02:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stickyfingerzdotnet

You're right they should of handcuffed him and took him downtown. Put him under hot lights.

You got to be fookin kiddin me with this. lol The original 24 hour issue was that the press corp wasnt notified of it. Not the police.

what do you think happens to you when you shoot someone ??

Your usually handcuffed, even if its an accident , and your questioned.. this happens in umm LIKE EVERY SINGLE CASE EVER llol ok maybe not every , but 99.999999% of cases you WOULD be interogated as SOON as the cops found out.. if you DIDNT report it and there wasnt a damn good reason ( like power out , no phone etc and this was not the case ) you WOULD be cuffed , and you WOULD be under hot lights..

2HousePlague · 02-15-2006, 02:04 AM

yup -- http://www.ohnozone.net/archives/040913c.jpg -- hot lights.

SmokeyTheBear · 02-15-2006, 02:06 AM

hello 911 , im stickyfingerz bodyguard , he shot our lawyer friend by mistake when he got in the middle of his illegal quail hunting expedition.. he is awfully busy right now but might be able to fit you in tomorrow morning ..

And then you woke up..... heh

fl_prn_str · 02-15-2006, 03:37 AM

he will be exonderated

stickyfingerz · 02-15-2006, 10:39 AM

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Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear

hello 911 , im stickyfingerz bodyguard , he shot our lawyer friend by mistake when he got in the middle of his illegal quail hunting expedition.. he is awfully busy right now but might be able to fit you in tomorrow morning ..

And then you woke up..... heh

So if you were out with your buddy hunting quail. And you had two or more other witnesses that could attest to what happened. You are about to shoot a bird and your buddy had moved in front of you and the sun was behind him so you didnt see him. You are focused on a bird that is flying across the sun and trying to make the shot. You pull the trigger with your intentions of shooting a quail and not another person. You think you should be cuffed and stuffed for that huh? Amazing. Accidents happen. No one needs to be jailed for a minor hunting accident where a guy got hit by some birdshot. This whole thing is being over dramatized. Its a ridiculous display.

DeloreanRider99 · 02-15-2006, 10:58 AM

Did anybody see Dave Letterman Monday night ?

LOL he came out bashing Cheney right away. And in between his stand up, that black guy Biff would come running out on the stage with a fake shot gun, a hunting suit, and was shooting up in the air. They were dropping fake bodies from above. LOL it was great.

leedsfan · 02-15-2006, 12:01 PM

why would you use a shotgun to hunt quail. There would be nothing left of the quail????

Donny · 02-15-2006, 12:08 PM

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Originally Posted by leedsfan

why would you use a shotgun to hunt quail. There would be nothing left of the quail????

What else would you use? A BB gun? Of course you use a shotgun to hunt quail!

GlydeGirl · 02-15-2006, 12:14 PM

I just love the miscellaneous factors that contributed to the accident:
flat topography, fair visibility, light cover, sunny & clear. What kind of moron can't spot his buddy right in the middle of his sights under those conditions?!? LOL

SmokeyTheBear · 02-15-2006, 12:23 PM

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Originally Posted by stickyfingerzdotnet

So if you were out with your buddy hunting quail. And you had two or more other witnesses that could attest to what happened. You are about to shoot a bird and your buddy had moved in front of you and the sun was behind him so you didnt see him. You are focused on a bird that is flying across the sun and trying to make the shot. You pull the trigger with your intentions of shooting a quail and not another person. You think you should be cuffed and stuffed for that huh? Amazing. Accidents happen. No one needs to be jailed for a minor hunting accident where a guy got hit by some birdshot. This whole thing is being over dramatized. Its a ridiculous display.

Haha nice imaginary situation.. First off , i would never be stupid enough to shoot my friend so the "hypothetical" situation would never happen. 100% impossible.. ( but then again i have taken gun safety )

Secondly i never said anything about cuffing and arresting someone over a reported accident.. I was referring to the fact that the shooter never spoke to police until the next day even though there was AMPLE opportunity to do so. So to answer your question , yes if i shot my friend because i'm an idiot who doesnt understand how to use a gun , then i turned away police when they came to interview me .. umm yes i would expect to be cuffed and arrested .

Your right about one thing.. the whole thing was/is overblown.. It WAS a mistake theres no question about that so the only problem here is abuse of power.. If we cant get our own leaders to report simple accidents how are we supposed to trust them to tell us the truth.

You can try hypothetical situation after hypothetical situation , but the plain and simple fact is nobody in america would have been able to shoot someone then make an appointment to talk to police , just doesnt happen..

Not sure if your a hunter or not , but getting hit in the neck face and arms with 50+ pellets isnt " getting hit with some pellets " its called " getting shot with a shotgun "

SmokeyTheBear · 02-15-2006, 12:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Donny

What else would you use? A BB gun? Of course you use a shotgun to hunt quail!

i think what he is trying to say is if whittington was 30 "yards" away ( roughly the distance between home plate and first base in baseball ) and got hit in the "face , neck , chest and arm" the spread pattern suggests if a bird was shot it would be disintegrated.. ( i.e. not useable )

DeloreanRider99 · 02-15-2006, 12:44 PM

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Originally Posted by MaskTVMaura

I just love the miscellaneous factors that contributed to the accident:
flat topography, fair visibility, light cover, sunny & clear. What kind of moron can't spot his buddy right in the middle of his sights under those conditions?!? LOL

LOL your right. How do you mistake a quail for a human, a quail is only the size of a softball

.....

unless the guy was wearing a quail suit

baddog · 02-15-2006, 12:57 PM

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Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear

no game stamp. i have been fined for it.. had my shit confiscated to

went to court , its not a simple thing.. and i didnt even shoot anybody

You must fish right ? its like fishing , theres limits and stamps for special fish. you dont follwo the rules and fish and games finds you they crack down..

If you go to a trout farm no fishing license is required. As this is a private quail farm I am willing to bet no stanps are required there either.

GlydeGirl · 02-15-2006, 12:59 PM

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Originally Posted by DeloreanRider99

LOL your right. How do you mistake a quail for a human, a quail is only the size of a softball

.....

unless the guy was wearing a quail suit

I bet a Cheney-as-moron-hunter / Whittington-in-a-bloodied-quail-suit will be a very popular political couple's costume this Hallowe'en! LOL

02-14-2006, 11:38 PM	#1
skinnay Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: NEW YORK CITY Posts: 2,274	dick cheney's accident report http://www.cnn.com/2006/images/02/14...tReport.ap.pdf you can make out the last four numbers of his ssn (9968) and maybe some more.. this has been a funny week.

02-14-2006, 11:42 PM	#2
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02-15-2006, 12:14 AM	#5
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02-15-2006, 12:38 AM	#8
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SmokeyTheBear ►SouthOfHeaven Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: PlanetEarth MyBoardRank: GerbilMaster My-Penis-Size: extralarge MyWeapon: Computer Posts: 28,609	did anyone notice he spelled his own address wrong ? i wonder who filled that out __________________ hatisblack at yahoo.com

02-14-2006, 11:45 PM	#3
skinnay Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: NEW YORK CITY Posts: 2,274	zoom in on it.. but now i think it must be some special id because it starts with a W

02-15-2006, 12:19 AM	#6
websiex Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Pennsylvania, United States of America Posts: 987	That is interesting, what a shitty cover-up job they did there. Cool find.

02-15-2006, 12:31 AM	#7
Hornydog4cooter Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 2,859	So whats the penalty for the game law he violated?

02-15-2006, 12:57 AM	#9
Hornydog4cooter Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 2,859	Whats interseting is this Game and Wildlife code they say he violated SUBCHAPTER S. EMERGENCY PROTECTION FROM DEPREDATING DEER Sec. 43.652. NOTICE; VERIFICATION. (a) Not later than the third day before the first date a landowner or a landowner's agent or lessee intends to hunt depredating deer under this subchapter, the landowner, agent, or lessee must notify in writing the game warden or other department employee assigned to the area in which the landowner's property is located of the landowner's, agent's, or lessee's intent. (b) Not later than the next business day after the date of notification, the game warden or other department employee shall contact the office of the Texas Cooperative Extension serving the area in which the landowner's property is located to verify that the landowner's property is typically used to plant a crop that is susceptible to damage caused by depredating deer. (c) Not later than the second business day after the game warden or other department employee contacts the Texas Cooperative Extension under Subsection (b), the game warden or employee shall notify the landowner, agent, or lessee if the landowner, agent, or lessee is prohibited from hunting deer under this subchapter. The game warden or other department employee may prohibit a landowner, agent, or lessee from hunting deer under this subchapter only if the Texas Cooperative Extension office contacted under Subsection (b) notifies the game warden or other department employee that the landowner's property is not typically used to plant a crop that is susceptible to damage caused by depredating deer.

02-15-2006, 01:14 AM	#13
stickyfingerz Doin fine Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 24,984	God this is the most pathetic thing Ive ever seen. lol The media is a fookin joke. These kind of accidents happen all the time. People who dont hunt are clueless.

02-15-2006, 01:18 AM	#16
Relish XXX Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: www.adultlabel.com Posts: 4,904	What are the chances of him being charged on Involuntary Manslaughter. The guy owns Bush. __________________

02-15-2006, 01:27 AM	#19
2HousePlague CURATOR Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: the attic Posts: 14,572	Smokey is quite right. The "intensity" with which these kinds of laws are normally enforced in the US is simply insane. __________________ tada!

02-15-2006, 01:34 AM	#21
SmokeyTheBear ►SouthOfHeaven Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: PlanetEarth MyBoardRank: GerbilMaster My-Penis-Size: extralarge MyWeapon: Computer Posts: 28,609	911: Hello 911 what is your emergency ? Dick cheney: HELLO 911 , i just shot my buddy , ok well not "just shot " i shot him yesterday while illegaly hunting quail... p.s. im really really sowwy 911: ok well have some coffee, take your time , call us and setup an appointment so you can file a report when your ready.. --------------- Real life.. 911: 911 what is your emergency ? ME: HELLO 911 , i just shot my buddy , ok well not "just shot " i shot him yesterday while illegaly hunting quail... p.s. im really really sowwy 911: Stay on the phone ,we will send some officers down to seize your guns , the quail and younr hunting vehicle, you will be fined, have to appear before a court and your hunting license will be suspended.. __________________ hatisblack at yahoo.com

02-15-2006, 01:39 AM	#24
Relish XXX Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: www.adultlabel.com Posts: 4,904	The last President came in a girls face this time the vice presidents shoots his mate in the face... __________________

02-15-2006, 01:45 AM	#26
SmokeyTheBear ►SouthOfHeaven Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: PlanetEarth MyBoardRank: GerbilMaster My-Penis-Size: extralarge MyWeapon: Computer Posts: 28,609	i was close heres the real scoop ------------- Secret Service spokesman Eric Zahren said that about an hour after Cheney shot Whittington, the head of the Secret Service's local office called the Kenedy County sheriff to report the accident. "They made arrangements at the sheriff's request to have deputies come out and interview the vice president the following morning at 8 a.m. and that indeed did happen," Zahren said. At least one deputy showed up at the ranch's front gate Saturday evening and asked to speak to Cheney but was turned away by the Secret Service, Zahren said. --------------- __________________ hatisblack at yahoo.com

02-15-2006, 01:47 AM	#28
baddog So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: the beach, SoCal Posts: 107,089	Why would he be fined?

02-15-2006, 01:55 AM	#32
stickyfingerz Doin fine Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 24,984	On a side note, as its not really thread worthy. I met the real retarded Vice President tonight. Yes I met Al Gore tonight at the BonJovi concert. I snickered at him, and pointed to the hat I was wearing tonight. (Sure glad I had my W2004 hat on tonight) His cheeks got a bit flushed. (Fyi Im a concert rigger, and was backstage, so he was withing 2 to 3 feet of me.) I gave him a thumbsup and laughed a bit later when he was standing off stage right watching the last few songs.

02-15-2006, 01:59 AM	#35
SmokeyTheBear ►SouthOfHeaven Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: PlanetEarth MyBoardRank: GerbilMaster My-Penis-Size: extralarge MyWeapon: Computer Posts: 28,609	why would they turn away the cops when they showed up that night to talk to him.. he wasnt even at the hospital checking on his friend.. he was just "hanging out ? " something more important than his friend and the police.. hmm __________________ hatisblack at yahoo.com

02-15-2006, 02:04 AM	#38
2HousePlague CURATOR Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: the attic Posts: 14,572	yup -- http://www.ohnozone.net/archives/040913c.jpg -- hot lights. __________________ tada!

02-15-2006, 02:06 AM	#39
SmokeyTheBear ►SouthOfHeaven Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: PlanetEarth MyBoardRank: GerbilMaster My-Penis-Size: extralarge MyWeapon: Computer Posts: 28,609	hello 911 , im stickyfingerz bodyguard , he shot our lawyer friend by mistake when he got in the middle of his illegal quail hunting expedition.. he is awfully busy right now but might be able to fit you in tomorrow morning .. And then you woke up..... heh __________________ hatisblack at yahoo.com

02-15-2006, 03:37 AM	#40
fl_prn_str Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Tampa, FL Posts: 5,736	he will be exonderated Last edited by fl_prn_str; 02-15-2006 at 03:39 AM..

02-15-2006, 10:58 AM	#42
DeloreanRider99 Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: San Diego, Ca Posts: 269	Did anybody see Dave Letterman Monday night ? LOL he came out bashing Cheney right away. And in between his stand up, that black guy Biff would come running out on the stage with a fake shot gun, a hunting suit, and was shooting up in the air. They were dropping fake bodies from above. LOL it was great. __________________ [email protected] ICQ 283942371 Free Partner Accounts Kelly Knows Best

02-15-2006, 12:01 PM	#43
leedsfan leedsfan Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: purgatory Posts: 2,564	why would you use a shotgun to hunt quail. There would be nothing left of the quail???? __________________ Advertise on Sex2ube.com New Tube Content Packages Save $10K +

02-15-2006, 12:14 PM	#45
GlydeGirl Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 1,516	I just love the miscellaneous factors that contributed to the accident: flat topography, fair visibility, light cover, sunny & clear. What kind of moron can't spot his buddy right in the middle of his sights under those conditions?!? LOL