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911: Hello 911 what is your emergency ?
Dick cheney: HELLO 911 , i just shot my buddy , ok well not "just shot " i shot him yesterday while illegaly hunting quail... p.s. im really really sowwy
911: ok well have some coffee, take your time , call us and setup an appointment so you can file a report when your ready..
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Real life..
911: 911 what is your emergency ?
ME: HELLO 911 , i just shot my buddy , ok well not "just shot " i shot him yesterday while illegaly hunting quail... p.s. im really really sowwy
911: Stay on the phone ,we will send some officers down to seize your guns , the quail and younr hunting vehicle, you will be fined, have to appear before a court and your hunting license will be suspended..
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